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  1. @Steve
  2. The matchstick snaps, tearing a hole through the last piece of toilet paper in existence. As you look at the shreds of paper held in your now-splinter-filled hand, you realize that you are cold and really have to take a dump... You install a new graphics card.
  3. Just remember that when you say "solid rocket fuel," you're actually saying "explosives that have taken an etiquette class."
  4. Not forg-- Wait, wrong thread.
  5. Important to this effort is proper reporting. I presume you know this already, being an accomplished bug splatterer, but for the benefit of the rest of the eager players: Bug reports are next to useless if they do not explain the situation. Log files are important, replication steps are very important, a description of exactly what is not behaving as intended is important, context of nearly every kind is important. Developers can filter information; they cannot make new information where once there was none. This doesn't mean that they need your console's serial number, but they do need descriptors of the events before, during, and sometimes after the not-as-intended occurrence.
  6. Strictly speaking, there are ways. But few of them respect copyrights, and so I will not mention them by name.
  7. Now, I'm not sure how inflated ports get, but for perspective: The PC downloads are less than a gigabyte download (750MB or so). Most of that (400MB or so, uncompressed) is assets (that is, GameData). The executable, KSP_Data, and the several settings files (including a log, 'cause I'm sloppy) is 1.7GB (uncompressed). Nearly all of that is in KSP_Data. A few gigabytes would imply either a lot more assets or a doubling or more in KSP_Data, as the executable itself is only about 25MB. Also, as consoles are necessarily the same "bit-ness," you would drop one of the two executables (in each of KSP and Launcher), saving 50MB uncompressed. I'm not sure what's in KSP_Data and what's in the executable itself, but I can't imagine the port will explode in size that much. Additionally, I expect that the Blitworks port will take very little from the Flying Tiger port. It's probable that you will be expected to download the entirety of the game over, as this is almost certainly not a patch but a rewrite. I don't know how things are in the console world, but we PC players (or at least I) have gotten used to that since the Patcher stopped working in... 2014 or so? I'm positive that nobody makes perfect code first time, at least not for a project of any significant size and complexity. The important part is to catch and fix the nastiest bugs (like that abominable save file corruption one) before release, and to fix the rest as time passes. I hope that Blitworks/SQUAD implements a bugtracker for the new console port, since it will have bugs. I'd be very interested to see how long it takes before you find them. Speaking of which, how easy is it to grab stuff like log files and upload them from a console? As sarbian will tell you, logs are essential to identifying problems. If it's more complex than putting it on a flash drive and uploading it from your computer (which is not a guaranteed possibility with a console), I'm not sure if we'll find many logs on the bugtracker. It's hard enough when you already have access to your filesystem. Perhaps KSP_Console will have a log-uploading utility.
  8. Huh? @Ultimate Steve
  9. quesadilla
  10. As long as you're willing to get out and push, not that badly.
  11. I came to complain, stayed to have fun. Also writing, and recently modding.
  12. "How could they release this garbage‽ It's like they didn't test it!" "How could they do nothing but test it? It's like they mock us!"
  13. This is a log from Internet Relay Chat, a utility invented in the stone age and yet still relevant today.
  14. Strange happenings in #kerbaeadastra... Jun 24 23:00:40 * narwhalz0111__ (2f9cd84d@gateway/web/freenode/ip) has joined Jun 24 23:00:40 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:00:40 <narwhalz0111> IT BEGINS Jun 24 23:00:41 * narwhalz0111___ (2f9cd84d@gateway/web/freenode/ip) has joined Jun 24 23:00:42 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111___ Jun 24 23:00:43 * narwhalz0111____ (2f9cd84d@gateway/web/freenode/ip) has joined Jun 24 23:00:43 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:00:43 * TNHToo (~tnh@ip) has joined Jun 24 23:00:43 * ChanServ gives voice to TNHToo Jun 24 23:00:54 <TNHToo> LET IT BEGIN Jun 24 23:00:56 <narwhalz0111__> o/ Jun 24 23:00:58 <narwhalz0111___> o/ Jun 24 23:01:00 <narwhalz0111____> o/ Jun 24 23:01:02 <narwhalz0111> o/ Jun 24 23:01:07 <narwhalz0111_> o/ Jun 24 23:01:08 * TNHToo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) Jun 24 23:01:13 <TotallyNotHuman_> You know, this is inefficient. Jun 24 23:01:15 <TotallyNotHuman_> BRB Jun 24 23:02:44 <narwhalz0111____> You know, that wave was poorly executed. Jun 24 23:02:44 * TNH__ (715bd4cd@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.otherip) has joined Jun 24 23:02:50 <narwhalz0111> o/ Jun 24 23:02:54 <TNH__> o/ Jun 24 23:02:56 <TotallyNotHuman_> o/ Jun 24 23:03:00 <narwhalz0111_> o/ Jun 24 23:03:08 <narwhalz0111__> o/ Jun 24 23:03:12 <narwhalz0111___> o/ Jun 24 23:03:15 <narwhalz0111____> o/ Jun 24 23:03:15 * TNH___ (715bd4cd@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.otherip) has joined Jun 24 23:03:18 <TNH___> o/ Jun 24 23:03:21 <TNH__> o/ Jun 24 23:03:23 <TotallyNotHuman_> o/ Jun 24 23:03:26 <narwhalz0111> o/ Jun 24 23:03:27 <narwhalz0111_> o/ Jun 24 23:03:32 <narwhalz0111__> o/ Jun 24 23:03:36 <narwhalz0111___> o/ Jun 24 23:03:38 <narwhalz0111____> o/ Jun 24 23:03:43 <narwhalz0111> There we go. Jun 24 23:03:50 <narwhalz0111____> Have my order down now. Jun 24 23:04:02 <narwhalz0111__> Well done, me. Jun 24 23:04:03 * TNH____ (715bd4cd@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.otherip) has joined Jun 24 23:04:09 <TNH____> o/ Jun 24 23:04:11 <TNH___> o/ Jun 24 23:04:13 <narwhalz0111_> You didn't do nothin'! Jun 24 23:04:14 <TNH__> o/ Jun 24 23:04:22 <TotallyNotHuman_> o/ Jun 24 23:04:22 <narwhalz0111___> Hah! Like you were a contributer. Jun 24 23:04:33 <narwhalz0111____> Quiet! Jun 24 23:04:37 <narwhalz0111__> Is time for wave! Jun 24 23:04:40 <narwhalz0111> o/ Jun 24 23:04:43 <narwhalz0111_> o/ Jun 24 23:04:46 <narwhalz0111__> o/ Jun 24 23:04:50 <narwhalz0111___> o/ Jun 24 23:04:52 <narwhalz0111____> o/ Jun 24 23:05:18 * TNH_____ (715bd4cd@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.otherip) has joined Jun 24 23:05:20 <TNH_____> o/ Jun 24 23:05:22 <TNH____> o/ Jun 24 23:05:24 <TNH___> o/ Jun 24 23:05:31 <TNH__> o/ Jun 24 23:05:34 <TotallyNotHuman_> o/ Jun 24 23:05:42 <narwhalz0111> o/ Jun 24 23:05:44 <narwhalz0111_> o/ Jun 24 23:05:46 <narwhalz0111__> o/ Jun 24 23:05:48 <narwhalz0111___> o/ Jun 24 23:05:51 <narwhalz0111____> o/ Jun 24 23:06:01 * narwhalz0111__ praises Mouse Focus. Jun 24 23:06:02 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:06:10 <narwhalz0111____> :o Jun 24 23:06:14 * narwhalz0111___ hides. Jun 24 23:06:15 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives voice to TNH__ TNH___ TNH____ TNH_____ Jun 24 23:06:20 <narwhalz0111_> SCATTER Jun 24 23:06:23 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives voice to TNH_____ Jun 24 23:06:25 <TotallyNotHuman_> :D Jun 24 23:06:30 <narwhalz0111> Wait, I think it's fine. Jun 24 23:06:48 <narwhalz0111____> I'm not gonna believe it 'til he loses the snail. Jun 24 23:06:49 * TNH___ has quit (Client Quit) Jun 24 23:06:49 * TNH____ has quit (Client Quit) Jun 24 23:07:03 * TNH__ has quit (Client Quit) Jun 24 23:07:05 <narwhalz0111__> …Did they die? Jun 24 23:07:05 * TNH_____ has quit (Client Quit) Jun 24 23:07:16 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:07:16 <narwhalz0111_> Oh god, it's happening! Jun 24 23:07:36 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111 narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:07:41 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:07:53 <narwhalz0111___> Uh, you missed a spot. Jun 24 23:08:01 * TotallyNotHuman_ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111___ Jun 24 23:08:06 <narwhalz0111___> :D Jun 24 23:08:06 <TotallyNotHuman_> Did I? Jun 24 23:08:13 <narwhalz0111__> You did. Jun 24 23:08:16 <narwhalz0111____> Until you didn't. Jun 24 23:08:17 <TotallyNotHuman_> [disputable] Jun 24 23:08:20 <narwhalz0111> Now you haven't. Jun 24 23:08:30 <narwhalz0111_> Isn't it marvelous? Jun 24 23:09:51 <TotallyNotHuman_> Alright, here's something I've been waiting for: Jun 24 23:10:07 * narwhalz0111 is concerned. Jun 24 23:10:14 * TotallyNotHuman_ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111 narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:10:19 <narwhalz0111____> :o Jun 24 23:10:23 * TotallyNotHuman_ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:10:33 <narwhalz0111___> I feel naked... Jun 24 23:10:47 <TotallyNotHuman_> Eww... Jun 24 23:10:50 <narwhalz0111_> You knew it was coming! Jun 24 23:11:01 <narwhalz0111__> 'Sides, it was only there for a moment. Jun 24 23:11:07 <narwhalz0111____> Shouldn't get used to it so fast. Jun 24 23:11:17 <narwhalz0111> Only disappointment can come like that. Jun 24 23:11:24 <TotallyNotHuman_> Lemme do a test real quick... Jun 24 23:11:33 * You have been kicked from #kerbaeadastra by TotallyNotHuman_ (narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____) **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Jun 24 23:11:33 2017 **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sat Jun 24 23:11:46 2017 Jun 24 23:11:46 * Now talking on #kerbaeadastra Jun 24 23:11:46 * Topic for #kerbaeadastra is: Anything about Kerbae ad Astra | Check out our website at kerbaeadastra.github.io | Ask a voice (+) for help! Jun 24 23:11:46 * Topic for #kerbaeadastra set by TotallyNotHuman_!~root@ip (Thu Jun 22 22:12:44 2017) Jun 24 23:11:47 -ChanServ- [#kerbaeadastra] Welcome to #kerbaeadastra! Please check channel information by executing `/msg ChanServ taxonomy #kerbaeadastra`. Have a nice day! Jun 24 23:11:47 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:11:49 <TotallyNotHuman_> o/ Jun 24 23:11:51 <narwhalz0111> }8[ Jun 24 23:12:02 * TotallyNotHuman_ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:12:09 <TotallyNotHuman_> Back to normal...? Jun 24 23:12:15 <narwhalz0111____> What is normality? Jun 24 23:12:22 <narwhalz0111__> Just quieter insanity. Jun 24 23:12:38 <narwhalz0111> Why are you bunch getting all poetic all of a sudden? Jun 24 23:12:48 <narwhalz0111_> Because it's... Jun 24 23:12:54 <narwhalz0111____> I don't know, actually. Jun 24 23:13:05 <narwhalz0111__> Meh. Jun 24 23:13:13 <narwhalz0111___> Don't you "meh" me! Jun 24 23:13:29 <narwhalz0111__> I wasn't "meh"-ing you, specifically. Jun 24 23:13:38 <narwhalz0111____> Oh sure, like we'll believe that. Jun 24 23:13:42 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:13:43 <narwhalz0111> Just an... Jun 24 23:13:50 <narwhalz0111_> ...unspecific meh? Jun 24 23:13:57 <narwhalz0111___> ...Right. Jun 24 23:14:15 * ChanServ sets mode +m on #kerbaeadastra Jun 24 23:14:20 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:14:26 <narwhalz0111____> OH CRAP RUN Jun 24 23:14:27 <TotallyNotHuman_> Wot the hell? Jun 24 23:14:45 * ChanServ removes voice from narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:14:47 -ChanServ- You have been opped on #kerbaeadastra by narwhalz0111___ (narwhalz0111) Jun 24 23:14:47 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:14:53 <TotallyNotHuman_> Oh shi- Jun 24 23:14:57 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:14:59 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111_ Jun 24 23:15:02 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:15:03 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:06 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111___ Jun 24 23:15:09 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:15:16 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:19 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:28 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:30 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:43 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:44 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:15:55 <TotallyNotHuman_> Alright, toucan play at this game. Jun 24 23:15:57 <narwhalz0111____> WELCOME Jun 24 23:15:58 <narwhalz0111___> TO Jun 24 23:16:01 <narwhalz0111_> HELL Jun 24 23:17:03 <narwhalz0111_> ...He's not trying again? Jun 24 23:17:10 <narwhalz0111> He's planning something... Jun 24 23:17:23 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:17:25 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:17:48 -ChanServ- You have been deopped on #kerbaeadastra by TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:17:48 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:17:51 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111_ Jun 24 23:17:53 -ChanServ- You have been opped on #kerbaeadastra by narwhalz0111____ (narwhalz0111) Jun 24 23:17:53 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:17:54 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111_ Jun 24 23:18:30 <narwhalz0111_> Together... Jun 24 23:18:37 <narwhalz0111____> we Jun 24 23:18:43 <narwhalz0111___> are Jun 24 23:18:50 <narwhalz0111__> strong! Jun 24 23:19:56 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ Jun 24 23:19:56 * ChanServ removes voice from narwhalz0111_ Jun 24 23:19:56 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111____ narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:19:56 * ChanServ removes voice from narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:19:56 * ChanServ removes voice from narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:20:03 <TotallyNotHuman_> SHUTDOWN! Jun 24 23:20:15 <narwhalz0111> ...oh Jun 24 23:20:15 * #kerbaeadastra :Cannot send to channel Jun 24 23:20:18 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:20:18 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:20:25 <narwhalz0111> ...oh Jun 24 23:20:43 <narwhalz0111____> HE WEILDS THE POWER OF THE ADEPT! Jun 24 23:20:44 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:20:44 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:21:13 -ChanServ- You have been opped on #kerbaeadastra by narwhalz0111____ (narwhalz0111) Jun 24 23:21:13 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111 narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ Jun 24 23:21:13 <TotallyNotHuman_> SHUTDOWN x2! Jun 24 23:21:17 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:21:28 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:21:28 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:21:34 <TotallyNotHuman_> SHUTDOWN x3! Jun 24 23:21:42 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111_ narwhalz0111__ narwhalz0111___ narwhalz0111____ Jun 24 23:21:42 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111 Jun 24 23:21:48 <TotallyNotHuman_> Whatcha gonna do now? Jun 24 23:21:49 * narwhalz0111____ is done. Jun 24 23:21:49 <TotallyNotHuman_> :D Jun 24 23:21:57 <TotallyNotHuman_> Alright, back to normal, maybe? Jun 24 23:22:06 <narwhalz0111___> Maybe... Jun 24 23:22:13 <narwhalz0111__> But really, what is normal? Jun 24 23:22:17 <TotallyNotHuman_> This is. Jun 24 23:22:25 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TotallyNotHuman_ Jun 24 23:22:28 <narwhalz0111____> O FUUU-- Jun 24 23:22:29 * TotallyNotHuman_ has kicked narwhalz0111_ from #kerbaeadastra (Bye.) Jun 24 23:22:35 * TotallyNotHuman_ has kicked narwhalz0111__ from #kerbaeadastra (Bye.) Jun 24 23:22:41 * TotallyNotHuman_ has kicked narwhalz0111___ from #kerbaeadastra (Bye.) Jun 24 23:22:49 * narwhalz0111_ (~narwhalz0@ip) has joined Jun 24 23:22:50 * ChanServ gives voice to narwhalz0111_ Jun 24 23:22:51 * TotallyNotHuman_ has kicked narwhalz0111____ from #kerbaeadastra (narwhalz0111____) Jun 24 23:22:55 <narwhalz0111_> Nokick plz Jun 24 23:22:59 <TotallyNotHuman_> MO-MO-MO-MONSTERKILL! Jun 24 23:23:03 * ChanServ removes channel operator status from TotallyNotHuman_
  15. And that's why I say "rocket surgery."