KAL 9000

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  • Location Laythe Base Alpha
  • Interests KSP!!!!!

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  1. You dare trust the man who was responsible for creating DARTH JAR JAR, A PLAGUE ON THE ENTIRE CIVILIZED GALAXY?! Alien: Kerbal Style I can see the Kerbals coming after the aliens with booster flamethrowers now...
  2. *Montage, Part 2* I had to phone someone so I picked on you ho ho *cargo rocket docks* Hey, that's far out so you heard him too! o o *Due to a mixup, the wrong cargo container was sent up; this one is labeled BIOHAZARD:HORRIFYING CREATURES* Switch on the TV we may pick him up on channel two *Back on Kerbin, researchers find a container labeled ICS COMPONENTS, which is odd, because they're researching the Aliens from Alien* Look out your window I can see his light alright *At the ICS construction dock, Kerbals run around screaming in the habitat, which is rotating for artificial gravity. Aliens run after them* If we can sparkle he may land tonight alright *Screen switches to: * Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright *Kerbals in Walt outfits storm the construction dock, fogging the Aliens* TO BE CONTINUED
  3. I think he put Area 51 as a joke. --- DUNA PROGRAM RE-AUTHORIZATION COMPLETE I'M STILL BUILDING AN INTERSTELLAR SPACESHIP. I ALREADY BOUGHT THE COMPONENTS, AND I'M NOT PUTTING THREE HUNDRED BILLION ROOTS TO WASTE.
  4. You all have valid points. However, there is only one true brain pod: THE APERTURE SCIENCE PERSONALITY CORE!!!
  5. Time for Project Ares, then?
  6. But there (thankfully) won't be any little cyborg Kerbals running around, if you know what I mean.
  7. Angelo, dude, they're not even the same species! Pipberry (YUS! SHIP NAME CREATED!) is not happening...