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Hi! It is my dumb stories again!
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When I was in the first class I was not very intelligent (I never was),tall and sociopathic.
There were a group of 3 girls, ravenous and savage. They disliked me, they thought I am dumb and so I was.
Once they told me that some high-grade students made fun of them. I thought that this is my little chance to shine. But they fooled me, I was ashamed of myself, but I didn't go angry at them. Instead I was smiling.
I thought of revenge, with a style of Zodiak. I wanted to be unnoticed, but make such things they would never be able to prove me guilty.
The first girl was sitting right next to me. We had a long exam and she went out of the classroom to drink some water. I took a broken pen, with ink flowing out of its grip. And changed it to the pen she had.
She came back normally trying to find her pen in her bag, only to realize it all was flooded with ink.
Second was very stupid herself. She was obsessed with animals and this annoyed me. She was quite fat though.
Her desk was crippling under her weight. Just if one bolt went out, the whole desk would be crushed.
And so i removed it. She was late for the lesson and in hurry and fury she slammed herself on the poor desk, she felt with it, tearing apart all her books.
Third one was actually tough to reach. And she was the one to fool me. So I thought I will take her brute force. So I just stole her books st the end of the year, when we were supposed to give them back.
THAT IS IT
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Sounds like my times in Year 11!
There was once this guy, and his mate who used to make so much noise honestly his mouth never shut, but back to the guy, he loved sports and always has his sports bag with all his clothes in, including a towel, so about three days before he'd taken this box that had loads of art equipment, and most importantly all 89 pots of dye I had made the day before, now I got really mad at this dude, really really mad. And so on the day it all took place, I left my box open in the changing rooms on my bench and being the comedy genius he was he took about 5 pots and hid them all over, but most importantly in his bag with his towels and shower gel and shampoo, and this wasn't cheap dye it was professional grade dye, and at the end of the lesson he saw his towels covered in dye but what he didn't see was that the dye was in his shower gel, lets just say that he never touched my stuff again, because he spent the next day wine red
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