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  1. This story takes place at the first stages of my career when I launch the rocket Guardian 5, I will get some pictures of it. This is a stock console career. CHAPTER 1 - They say it orbits, but it doesn't... God no. I'm stuck in this stupid science capsule that was meant to orbit, but didn't make it. The idiot calling the maneuvers at Mission Control started the burn way too early. You would think that they had hired the best people around Kerbin, but no. Especially considering our hangar is made out of metal sheets, our runway is a dirt path, and our Administration Building is a trailer. I am Jebediah Kerman, and this isn't my first time being flown into space in a trashcan full of boom. It started with Guardian 2 if I remember, Guardian 1 was Bob's. I was launched with only 1 solid rocket booster. Then It went on to the Contract Program, which was made when Mission Control screamed at us to complete contracts. After that, Guardians 3-5 were launched and they hinted at the possible Collector Program. Bill should feel happy that he doesn't have to be here, not whining that he was canceled out on Guardian 3. Oh, you are wondering who Bill, Bob, and everyone else is? Well we have Bill, our field engineer; Bob, our field scientist; Valentina, our first female pilot, and that recruit pilot... I forgot her name. Anyways, I am cracking open the hatch for a science EVA. I slam the depressurize button and seal my helmet, and now I am recording to you from the expanses of space! Sadly, I have orders. I have to connect the Science Bay wires to the main computer system, and open the service bay to reveal that container that has weird stuff in it. With small bursts of RCS, I go down to the Science Bay and connect the red wire to the red slot, and the blue wire to the blue slot; All of a sudden, it starts beeping and reveals the test elements. "Jeb, I think you forgot a wire. Wait it is supposed to beep, sorry," I heard crackling through the radio. Half of Mission Control didn't even know the protocols for the capsule science experiments, they are supposed to be briefing me! I go down to the service bay and pry it open, then deploy the canister. I float back to the capsule so I can get on the system to do the science. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GCOS LOADING... ACCESSING PROTOCOL MAP... ACCESSING PROTOCOL 9351... ACCESS DENIED - SHUTTING DOWN GCOS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What?! Yeah, that was a failure from Guardian Capsule Operating System. I told you it was just a trashcan full of boom. "Mission Control! GCOS denied my acess to the protocol map. Get it fixed!" I yelled into the radio. "On it! We need a good 5 minutes," mumbled some kid at Control. Yeah, from now on I call it Control to you guys. Well, I am going to try to brute force my way through GCOS. Hopefully the rumored Collector Protocol Map (CPM) is better than this black and white screen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GCOS LOADING... ACCESSING CORE SYSTEM... ACCESSING COMMAND SHELL... GCOS/Core/CS/JBK> toggle shockwave_system/protocolmap STARTING SHOCKWAVE SYSTEM... GCOS/PM successfully loaded... GCOS/PM/JBK> access protocol_9351 ACCESSING PROTOCOL 9351... ACCESS ACCEPTED... STARTING SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH BAY... STARTING SERVICE BAY CAMERA... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Using Bill's secret Shockwave System, I accessed the protocols to do the science. I substance scanned the science bay subjects and reported about what I saw the goo substance do in space, transmitting it to my magnetic data bank. Oh, by the way, Control never responded to me for the GCOS failure. I am going to deny all service coming from those darn idiots over there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ACCESSING COMMAND SHELL... GCOS/Core/CS/JBK> frequency toggle SHUTTING DOWN FREQUENCY CHANNEL... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There, now I am not on the radio, it is just me! Well I am going to take a nap for a few hours. Goodnight or good day you guys. Wait one last thing, Bill is sending me access to another system if I remember. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ERROR DETECTED... SAS DISABLED... GCOS SHUTTING DOWN... NOVA SYSTEM ATTEMPTING TO RELOAD GCOS... NOVA SYSTEM FAILURE - DATA BACKED UP TO BSDB ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Nova System? Will Jeb survive? Why did GCOS fail? Is Mission Control still on lunch break? Soon to be revealed in Chapter 2...
  2. Thank you Operation Paperclip!
  3. I have 2.3 Gigs of photos of KSP projects I've worked on over the last year or so. There are 1,639 photos in total I have screenshotted. Here is a small sample of my life's work in our favorite simulation game. Feel free to share your crafts through photos here as well! Let me know which ones were your favorites!! (Obviously I'm really proud of the Moth SSTO and Dallas Station.) Facebook post with photos here.
  4. In this thread you post salty and hilarious comments by normies about ksp. Lol my meme currently has less views then the screenshot of a ship i created that failed.(subject to change)
  5. Hello guys. I got bored somehow and ended up in MS Paint. .... i wasted a lot of time . So i painted multiple chapters of a Story that i havent finished in my head yet... If you like to join the W.I.P. you are welcome. Also i hope to get some advice on how to improve my ms painting skills and the style of the countryballs. updates will be added at the end of this post i cant ensure the story is getting as funny as you wish it might get. so dont be mad if it is not becoming what you have in mind it will have to do with the ksp universe as well. Greetings Scabank Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
  6. This forum game is from another forum. (The original forum shall rename nameless.) Unless you private message me.) The forum game goes like this: The first person says what they insert, then the next person says what they get, then they post what they insert. And it goes on. Example: Guy 1: Inserts ("thing") Guy 2: Gets ("thing" related to first "thing") Inserts ("thing") RULE 1: "thing" can be anything approving to forum rules RULE 2:The "Gets" part must relate to "Inserts" RULE 3:No double posting RULE 4:If someone beats your post, edit your post and say Ninja'd next to the "Thing" I will go first, Inserts coin
  7. In the style of Danny and Nexter's Lab... I present my own take on "funny moments"! I'm starting a new series with some other really cool people, Matik2002, Sylver and myself. We decided to make a 'tv series'-like series on the channel, and so there will be a few of these videos dotted around my usual ones.I feel like i really want to re-visit Kerbal Space Program again, because I really enjoyed it last time, and I know a lot more about it now. So prepare for some more challenges! Of course I won't upload JUST Kerbal Space Program so don't get worried.I spent a good few days on this video, even though it looks a bit short. That's because I'm learning Premiere Pro CS5 (2015) and it's pretty difficult to start with. I hope you enjoy the video and I would really appreciate it if you guys left a like (and smashed that sub button with a pancake). Sidenote: please don't get mad at me if it seems like I "copied" Danny and Nexter - They are really successful with their videos and it seems with my others that I'm doing something wrong. Aside from that, the video is from the characters' Point of View instead of my own/narration. I hope you enjoy!
  8. Trouble satisfying contract requirements in your rover? No problem, just step outside a moment... Now that's a well paid EVA. (About your "satellite" though, guys... I think it's getting itchy feet...)
  9. With version 1.2 just around the corner, I've been given early access to show you everything you could want to know about the upcoming content! Enjoy and let the hype continue!
  10. The latest part in the KSP Fun with Jets Series!
  11. I like to make puns. KSP has some objects/names that lend themselves well to puns. So why not make a thread about it? Here's one to start: How do kerbals measure energy?
  12. After trying to land on Tylo (and failing miserably) I felt I needed to record my... anger at this Kerbin sized ball of mild unhappiness... so here it is, a genuine lymric to the scurge of the jool system. There once was a moon named Tylo The hated mass to which I compose this ode. Upon getting the contract, I expected not much fit. Several redesigns later, and much more quick-saves than I would like to admit. I landed super tylo lander 7, with 2.47 units of fuel, into its eternal abode. Hope you like it.
  13. Decided to have some fun in the SPH in KSP while waiting for the release of 1.1. Here is the result! Gotta love KSP!
  14. No one told me that KSP had inmates! :-D http://www.whas11.com/news/local/ksp-searching-for-escaped-inmate/76606533
  15. Hey guys! I'm new to the forum and made a Ship Pack for anyone who wants to see it! Also, I made a fan-made trailer to commemorate this awesome exploration game!!! (Lol more of a commercial at the end)
  16. Some of you might remember me by this silly little mission, fancy I know, anyway I decided to make a manned mission this time, the landing and getting back, the works! Because Mun is too cold to stay there anyway. Sooo... sooo... sooo... at first the mission was simple, to land and get back, after two failed attempts the mission had to be changed into a rescue mission, thus I had to use the big capsule - roll the tape! Second attempt (the first one crash landed, the capsule survived, but sadly the pilot got depressed and committed suicide). Perfect landing, wait... but where will we get the fuel to get back? NEXT! Third attempt, rescue mission, yet again a failure, not enough solar panels. The pilot has survived, sadly that means we'll have to rescue him too. Meanwhile the stranded pilots rendezvous to inspect the remains of the first lander, they play tic tac toe for a while... Thar she blows the beauty arrrr! Gathering the pilots. One to go. Lift off. Achieving orbit around Mun. Around Kerbin. Home sweet home.
  17. So, here are some images of my mission with KSB. It was very fun! Hope you enjoy it too! Mods used: Distant Object Enhancement TextureReplacer (Markus1002's Galaxy Skybox and some own suits) Magic Smoke Industries Infernal Robotics (Model Rework & Expansion) EvironmentalVisualEnchancements OPT Space Plane Parts Kerbal Planetary Base Systems PlanetShine Hyperedit (To get KSB to space)
  18. Hello everybody! I have started a new Youtube channel mainly about KSP and I wanted to get some feedback on it to see if it's worth continuing. I will post my most recent video down below and you guys can check it out and tell me what you think if you like. I will take any sort of criticism, don't worry about hurting my feelings because or anything just say what you think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c8kCmJd4XQ