Gojira

King of the Hill

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I shoot one bullet into the air, parabolicly hitting vexx in the head (you know how they fire guns straight up, those bullets will come back down in two-three minutes). I don\'t claim the hill.

Nobodys hill.

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I plant the Aerfian flag in the hill.

My flag-planted hill!

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GroundHOG, You forgot to account for air resistance and wind, which will divert the bullet from a parabolic trajectory, meaning you pretty much missed by a good mile or so (seeing as it takes a bullet a while to fall back to Earth).

I steal GroundHOG\'s gun and shoot Kerbalnaut with it. Directly. Then I proceed to remove the flag and use it as fuel for a small fire.

I make myself a longbow and some arrows and a small fort. Still my hill.

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My H-Bomb.

And new hill construction project.

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And I don\'t care about lawyers, so hah!

I also shoot you in the process of not caring...

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Oh, hill grew 10m since then... Youre a bit inside now ;P

MINE!

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*gatilng gun* Mine

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(Bomber)

I don\'t think so, Mr Bond!

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How do we say in germany? 'Wenn 2 sich streiten freut sich der dritte'

(When two quarrel, the third has luck)

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2 posted since my last post... HAHA ;P

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I proceed to vaporise you all with a Death Ray. My hill.

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I come in with a 30 person team having recently joined the IRS. I audit Vexx and seize the hill. As he has evaded taxes for the past 50 years, he is thrown in jail, where he promptly dies.

My hill.

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I walk in, and throw radion off of the hill with violence.

My hill.

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I harass NIN3 with collection calls, then come in and seize the hill with the army.

My foreclosed hill.

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I use a gigantic series of nuclear launch salvos and destroy you all, put you all into a giant blender, make gelatin, and mix the gelatin with the hill.

My gooey hill.

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I, uh, uh, use magical lasers to burn you all, to the ground.

my completely burnt hill.

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I attack you with an array of mirrors. My even more melted hill.

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I throw a rock.

My hill of broken glass and melted rock.

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I crush your skull with a warhammer. My hill.

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I use Monkthespy\'s 35MT bomb on the hill.

My irradiated half of the Mun.

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