Gojira

King of the Hill

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The radiation kills you. I put on a radiation suit.

My half-Mun.

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I drive a delivery truck that explodes in a mass chemical bomb. My poisonous destroyed hill

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I knock down the hill and build another one.

My hill.

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I douse it with water.

My heap of ashes called a hill.

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I re-build the hill. Mine.

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I go back in time and prevent the big bang from occuring.

My paradox.

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I throw a dart, causing the big bang.

My universe with a hill in it.

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I become a god, destroy all other living things, then destroy the rest of the universe, chat with Truth for a bit, make a new universe containing nothging but a single hill, surrounded by a totally impenetrable heavenly aura of cool.

My hill.

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I sever your universe off from all reality, stuck in one instant of time. I then proceed to create a new universe with a hill in it where magic has no meaning and all things are equal... including the volume of the hill compared to empty space ;)

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I put the hill back in this universe and surround it with immortal zombies with infinite ammo and rapidfire rocket launchers armed with Saturn Vs that fire at 1000 rockets a second.

My unconquerable hill.

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I inexplicably eat your hill and every on and around it. Yummy!

Then I create a new hill. My hill.

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I let Jebediah get to work on making a stable rocket. I launch it 5 feet from your hill. It obviously engulfs your hill in a flaming inferno.

My burning, rocket-fuel coated hill.

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I abduct the hill with a claw on my spaceship and bring it into space.

My orbiting flame hill! (Which magicly stays lit)

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I detonate an atom bomb inside your ship. My irradiated and mostly destroyed hill.

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I detonate an atom bomb inside your ship. My irradiated and mostly destroyed hill.

I put a nuclear-atomic-bomb on his hill.

my destroyed hill.

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I eat you alive. My hill.

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I send Exterminatus on the hill.

I build a hotel on the crator, but I burn it down.

Mah, flamin\' crater.

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I tear you to shreds. my hill.

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I use gun. Gun beats everything.

My hill.

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MOAR GUNZ MOAR HILLZ 8)

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Paper ensnares rock.

My Hill!

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Puppy licks up hill.

My hill.

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