What's the worst that could happen?

[Astrofox]

Dude takes your computer.

 

You decide to buy another computer - what could go wrong?

[53miner53]

You plug in an old computer instead of the one you meant to plug in, causing the old computer to break and set the floor on fire, which causes you to catch on fire before you run outside to escape. This causes your neighbors to kick you out of the neighborhood in fear of you burning all of their houses down, leaving you homeless and with second degree burns. 

I walk outside to my driveway.

[WinkAllKerb'']

then your warped to castaway island with wilson and finnally your "brought" back to civilization without COMEX step

now you just wonder who had that silly idea to brought yout back from castaway island without following the depressurization QA sheet (because well let's admit you just want to punch that one straight in the face, sound legit after all xDr)

Edited July 11, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[ChrisSpace]

I go on a date with my girlfriend, later I decide to walk her home while taking a few shortcuts, what could go wrong?

[kerbiloid]

You forgot to take a keyboard to press shortcuts.

You're now a king of Westeros. What can go wrong?

[TheKSPBeginner]

Everyone hates you, you die.

Jeb crashes a plane. What can go wrong?

[DeltaDizzy]

Knowing jeb, 7 weeks later, a chunk of a wink beans an astronaut on a mission to jool.

[kerbiloid]

They forgot to water the beans. Nobody in astronaut complex.

You run KSP. What could go wrong?

[LJITimate]

you use rockets to adjust kerbins orbit and all the kerbals crash into the sun and die

you invent a time machine and stop ww2 from happening. what could go wrong?

[kerbiloid]

At least one pair of my grannies would not meet, so my own appearance would be also questionable.

You hijack the time machine inventor and send him to dinosaurs with one-way ticket. What could go wrong?

[LJITimate]

the inventor is smart enough to stop the meteorite and dinosaurs rule the world

you fly to the mun, whats the worst that can happen?

[kerbiloid]

Sad, but the player didn't give you enough fuel to land.

You are a native Kerbal and don't need air, water and food. Also you are not afraid of the radiation and vacuum. What could go wrong?

[Dark Junior]

Crushed by boulders.

You click "Random Article" on Wikipedia. What's the worst that could happen?

[ProtoJeb21]

You get an article on sea centipedes. 

A chicken walks into KFC. What can possibly go wrong? It's not like they even serve real chicken...

Spoiler

Okay take that with a grain of salt. I actually love KFC.

 

[kerbiloid]

The chicken gets shocked watching the remains mockups of its kins and brings a claim in the court.

You buy a doner-kebab in the street. What can go wrong?

[Confused Scientist]

The kebab stick becomes self-aware (because everything's got computers in it these days) and stabs you in the eye.

I casually install a mod without checking what version of KSP it works with. What's the worst that can happen?

[WinkAllKerb'']

this: 

the question usually remain before now after

could it be worst after , now or before ?

Edited July 24, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[StupidAndy]

everything except this page on the internets suddenly shuts down

I make cereal with expired milk, what's the worst that can happen?

[kerbiloid]

You'll know this two hours later.,,

I have to go to the meeting. What can go worse? (I know, what, but not for me.)

[WinkAllKerb'']

i m gonna tell you what you prolly gonna miss in the said meeting: it's [censored] [because] [it's just censored]

now each time you go to a meeting your gonna ask yourself if your not missing something between the line, what can go worse ?

 

Edited July 26, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
may i ask why "two hours" later ?

[Confused Scientist]

You go to said meeting, asking yourself if you're not missing something between the line- and you're not. However, you drove to the meeting alone instead of carpooling with coworkers. Bam, you singlehandedly killed the planet. This is all your fault. 

Now, tell me: What's your fault?

Everything.

 

I wake up and realize I'm on the top of a bunkbed instead of the bottom. What can go wrong?

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

you fall out of the said bunk bed, land strangely, and break both of your legs, and a dog wanders over and starts licking you.... 

FOR ETERNITY

I launch ksp on my crappy laptop, whats the wurst that can happen? 

(get it, wurst?, i`ll see myself out now)

Edited July 31, 2017 by RoadRunnerAerospace

[Joseph Kerman]

Your toaster spontaneously combusts, burning you, your files, your desk, your house...

I get a booster pack. WTWTCH?

[kerbiloid]

Nothing. Your skin gets fine,

Spoiler

 

Kerbals mate with Creepers. What can go wrong?

[Xemina]

My computer breaking!