Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[Bill Phil]

Do not not taunt the magic Boulder!

[Tex]

Do not elevate Magic Boulder to heights greater than twenty feet.

[temporalExile]

Do not allow the magic boulder to enter the dog park.

You should not even approach the dog park.

Anyone found near or in the dog park will be sentenced to a terminal disease of the city council's choice

[oriramikad]

Do not show the Magic Boulder LOLcats.

[Tex]

Do not allowe Magic Boulder to write posts on the KSP Forum.

[megatiger78]

do not speak about the magic bolder.

[SpaceJuice]

Do not make annoying sounds near magic boulder...

[Tex]

Do not show Magic Boulder any movies containing less than 1 rockets.

[temporalExile]

Do not lick the magic boulder. It won't actually do anything, but it would still be weird.

[RAINCRAFTER]

Don't go insane in front of the Magic Bolder. If you do, then Scott Manley will descend from the kerbal heavens and tell you that The Magic Boulder is the ultimate Pet Rock.

[SpaceJuice]

Do not stand on magic boulder. Or you will get blown out of the universe...

[icantmakemodels]

do not allow the magic boulder to come near any SMEF (spontaneous mass existence failure) events. if Magic Boulder comes near any SMEFs, please force a SMEF on the magic boulder or a class ZZMB end-of-the-universe may occur.

EDIT: *cough*douglas adams*cough*starship titanic

<hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference />

Edited April 8, 2015 by icantmakemodels

[Ethanadams]

Do not lightly poke the magic Boulder

[Tex]

Do not roughly poke Magic Boulder.

[SpaceJuice]

Do not light Magic Boulder on fire. If this happens the entire universe wil collapse...

Edited April 8, 2015 by Spacejuice

[Tex]

Do not list Magic Boulder as a reference.

[Deadpangod3]

Do not even magic boulder.

[Tex]

Do not pass Magic Boulder. Do not collect $200.

[HafCoJoe]

Don't give the boulder a ticket.

- I almost want to post some Chuck Norris-magic boulder spoof jokes... Lol.

[SpaceJuice]

Don't use magic on Magic Boulder...

[GreeningGalaxy]

Thaumatic Minerals LTD also provides several other products in its Boulder line, such as Theologic Boulder, Hypervolumetric Boulder, Anti-Magic Boulder, and Traumatic Boulder. Owners of any of these products are warned that Boulder products are not cross-compatible, and that interaction between different Boulder products should be avoided. For more information, request pamphlet "Minerological Rejection and You: How to Prevent Boulder-Boulder Dissonance Events in Your Household."

Please be sure to consult your local Homeowners' Association before installing Magic Boulder on your property.

Magic Boulder may have unpredictable effects on plants. While these may manifest as amusing curiosities, users are advised not to eat fruit originating from such plants, particularly if the plants in question would not ordinarily bear fruit. In addition, Thaumatic Minerals LTD assumes no responsibility for damage incurred by the actions of plant life altered by Magic Boulder's effects. If you suspect your plants, water, pets, or children of being influenced by Magic Boulder, please purchase a Magic Boulder Test Kit from our website.

Edited April 8, 2015 by GreeningGalaxy

[Moesly_Armlis]

Do not take cover by the Magic Boulder!

[Technical Ben]

Not even.

[Sampa]

Do not colonize the magic boulder. Otherwise...the magic boulder will colonize you!

[Joshwoo70]

Please do not warp, accelerate, or plant a flag or land or poke or kick the magic boulder. the results may vary from :death, kraken, ship explosion ,and weird universe and lastly universe does nothingt boot up.