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Create A Ridiculous Building

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...which sells humans to other animals.

The building is an oil platform...

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...where athletes watch the fans.

The building is a factory...

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which manufactures more factories through a very strange and complicated process involving factories that destroy other factories, solar energy-powered factories, water, squishy computers, and, occasionally, the Internet. The workers in this factory are also tiny factories, and the building is so big that it needs trillions of workers to run it.

The building is an apartment building...

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added "squishy"

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11 minutes ago, cubinator said:

which manufactures more factories through a very strange and complicated process involving factories that destroy other factories, solar energy-powered factories, water, squishy computers, and, occasionally, the Internet. The workers in this factory are also tiny factories, and the building is so big that it needs trillions of workers to run it.

Let me refer you to the Factory Cycle:

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This is similar to the cell cycle.

22 minutes ago, cubinator said:

The building is an apartment building...

In which the tenants charge the land lord for keeping their building clean.

The building is a power plant...

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...which is powered by iron.

The building is the Vehicle Assembly Building...

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Which only uses cardboard as a building material.

The building is a train station...

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Of the hype train

This building has a fusion reactor for...

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...reacting fuses.

 

The building is a morgue that...

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...is shaped like a giant pair of legs and made of Legos.

The next building is a radio tower...

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...which has no antennae.

The building is a café.

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The café serves various elemental drinks ranging from nitrogen to mercury to iron (you may have to blow on the iron drink a bit, it's always served quite hot).

The new building is a bakery...

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...what looks like and ordinary brick building. But when you push this button, Mr. Bond, it activates the 3 second timer to collapse into a black hole with a mass equal to the known universe.

The building you're seeing is an orphanage...

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…wich houses small Kerbals that lost their parents to rocket crashes.

That building over there is a refinery…

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....which takes in alcohol and refines it to Really Good Gin.

 

Which in turn is served at this bar,

 

 

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5 hours ago, ZentroCatson said:

…wich houses small Kerbals that lost their parents to rocket crashes.

That building over there is a refinery…

...which turns gas into oil.

This building is a school...

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...that teaches forum users to respond to threads correctly.

 

The building is a jail....

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...with no doors, locks or fences.

The next building is an airport terminal...

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as an observation tower.

The building is an 800m tall tower...

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...used as a launch tower for 800m tall rockets.

The building is a secret underground facility...

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For [REDACTED]

This building is made of jello...

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...That slowly consumes neighboring structures until the eventual day that it turns the world into a massive jello ball.

The next building is a casino...

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For coins instead of people.

this building is made of...

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