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Create A Ridiculous Building

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Full not with water, but with pool balls.

The building is a launch tower...

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...which launches launch towers that launch launch towers.

The building is a black hole waste removal center...

 

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huh not working, odd

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...what remove everything. 

The space observe station is...

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Making hydrogen monoxide.

 This building can...

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..or cannot.

 

This building has railroad tracks...

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...replaced by the Echo Bazaar. The devils greet you on the way in.

 

Welcome to the B5 Zocalo, where you will find...

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...Zocalos in all sorts of different color combinations.

 

The building is a fireworks factory...

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Which puts out fireworks.

The building is a skyscraper

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2 hours ago, legoclone09 said:

Which puts out fireworks.

...that literally scrapes the sky, removing large amounts of oxygen from the atmosphere.

The building is a uranium enrichment centrifuge...

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What spin not radioactive metal. 

The ded star is...

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...being used as a giant food storage facility by an advanced, inter-dimensional race of space aliens.

The building is a suspension bridge...

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.......but the city ran out of money and construction was SUSPENDED.

The building is a dyslexic.......

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...but only to spoken words.

This building is covered in Chia seeds...

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...that will all grow into Kerbals for some reason.

The building is a lunar surface research base...

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that "researches" the effect of low gravity on trampolines. "Wheee!" "What? This is totally science! Wooo!"

The building is a rest stop...

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...actually minesweeper in disguise so NASA pilots can skip flight training.

The building is an experimental isotope testing facility...

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...testing tote bags made of ice.

The building is a cloud data center...

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...Floating comfortably in Jool's atmosphere.

The next building is a theater...

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...which, due to budget cuts, only shows shadow puppet shows lasting thirty minutes and pays the puppeteers $7.25 an hour.

The building is a David Bowie memorial...

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that is 800 feet tall.

 

The building is a hospital...

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...specializing in medieval medical techniques. Procedures include nothing, nothing, and giving people medicine that makes their diseases worse.

The building is a cursed ancient temple...

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...giving up on having shows and whatnot and just selling three-hundred-dollar cotton candy.

The building is a top secret experimental aircraft testing facility...

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