I heard a rumour...

[The_Rocketeer]

Post your KonSPiracies!

Try to be funny/pointed, don't take the 7!$$ and don't take it too seriously either! Oh, and no repeats please (so far as possible)!


I heard a rumour that Squad has entered sponsorship negotiations with Tic-Tac and ORANGE Kerbs are on the way!

[Brownhair2]

I heard they were going to make the orange tanks actually orange-flavored

[Findthepin1]

I heard the Magic Boulder was Pol in disguise!

Edited June 28, 2016 by Findthepin1

[cubinator]

I heard that SQUAD is removing all 3.75 m parts after NASA cancelled the ARM.

[PB666]

I heard a rumor that there were rumors. 

[cubinator]

I heard a rumor that someone started a forum game where you post rumors you heard. I also heard a rumor that I posted in it.

[qzgy]

I heard a rumor Squad is selling KSP to Apple. It was also rumoured apple would now sell KSP in aluminium boxes.

[AlmostNASA]

I heard a rumor that KSP is just a kid playing in a sandbox while eating Rockomax Jumbo 64 tic-tacs with an orange flavored mystery goo inside of them....

 

Edited July 8, 2016 by AlmostNASA

[Ultimate Steve]

I heard a rumor that SQUAD is being sold to Diep.io which is being sold to Miniclip which is being sold to EA which is being sold to Elon Musk.

[cubinator]

I heard a rumor that Juno is now orbiting Alaska.

[PB666]

I heard a rumor that Alaska is orbiting a GBH.

[qzgy]

I heard a rumor that KSP was actually a mind control program started by the US government to make all of us into brilliant rocket scientists for an massive conquest of space

Edited July 16, 2016 by qzgy

[PB666]

Estados Unidos de Mexico or the United States of America? Conspiracy? 

 

[Galactica55]

I Heard that thomas the dank engine was going to be a new rocket engine in the next update.

[spacebrick3]

I heard a rumour that Cassini is not crashing into Saturn, the government is actually going to use it to seed life on Titan.

[PB666]

Already done via hygens probe. 

[WinkAllKerb'']

i heard a rumor, gonna be fun they said

[Andem]

I heard a rumor, SQAUD is secretly owned by EA...

[TopHeavy11]

I heard a rumor...that KSP on console doesn't actually exist.

[qzgy]

I heard a rumor that KSP is going to introduce a new race of penguins in the south pole. Exclusively for Linux users

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I heard a rumor that on a secret planet slightly past Eeloo, supposedly named Earth, a bigger version of the map from The Crew can be found.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I heard a rumor that the President  is a Kerbal in disguise!

Edited August 15, 2016 by OrbitalBuzzsaw

[cubinator]

I heard a rumor that those shiny dots in the sky are actually giant balls of fire. Crazy, right? There's no way that could be true.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I heard a rumor you got a tumor that as a consumer it's keeping you in ill humor.

[V7 Aerospace]

I heard that all those restrictive warranties on all the sensors aren't actually voidable. They are just like that to stop Kerbals from exploring too much of the Kerbol system.