Arbitrary Rules Game

[EliasDanger]

Simple, come up with your own arbitrary rules for this game. The only rule is that all rules must be completely arbitrary. You don't have to follow any rules but that one, cuz the rest are just arbitrary.

Rule #1: All rules must be numbered!

Next rule: No typing faster than 30 words per minute! Show offs.

Arbitrary rules must rank higher than 5 on a scale of 1-10 of arbitrariness.

No scoring the previous posts' arbitrariness. Arbitrariness is completely subjective.

[cubinator]

Are these rules cumulative and have to be followed in subsequent posts? If so, the first rule should be that if two rules contradict each other, the second rule should be ignored.

[EliasDanger]

Extra points are given the more contradictory your arbitrary rules are.

Points are subtracted if you actually try to follow any of the arbitrary rules.

This is a game where the rules are ignored and the points don't matter.

Giving anyone points for their rules or taking points away from people for accidentally following the rules is against the rules.

 

FYI: You just got 10 points for not posting any rules...which is against the rules. You MUST come up with an arbitrary rule. If you believe your rule should be a rule than you must state it with authority that it is indeed the rule.

Edited July 6, 2016 by EliasDanger

[cubinator]

5 hours ago, EliasDanger said:

Extra points are given the more contradictory your arbitrary rules are.

Points are subtracted if you actually try to follow any of the arbitrary rules.

This is a game where the rules are ignored and the points don't matter.

Giving anyone points for their rules or taking points away from people for accidentally following the rules is against the rules.

 

FYI: You just got 10 points for not posting any rules...which is against the rules. You MUST come up with an arbitrary rule. If you believe your rule should be a rule than you must state it with authority that it is indeed the rule.

Ooh...I like it!

I'll add a rule: 

No two consecutive rules may begin with the same word.

[StrandedonEarth]

A new rule must be posted every day, if not every hour

[cubinator]

Only one rule may be posted each day.

[PB666]

Rules are against the rules, unless, of course, its the rule that bans rules. 

Edited July 7, 2016 by PB666

[EliasDanger]

Points are removed whenever anyone seems to "get" the rules of the game.

At no point shall any of the rules make any sense what-so-ever, but they must be easy to understand but NOT to easy to comprehend.

All rules must be fractured but whole. (hehehehe)

 

Edit: New rule, no giggling! But you may slightly chuckle.

Edited July 7, 2016 by EliasDanger

[Xorth Tanovar]

New rule:  all rules must be typed with left hand ONLY; no right-handed typing allowed.

[Lobsterbottomy]

GOLLY THIS SEEMS LIKE A FUN GAME. LET ME TRY.

New rule: posting in caps lock is not permitted.

[RocketSquid]

Rule: All rules must contain an emoticon if the moon is waxing, a bold word if it is full, an italic if it is waning, and an underline if it is new. A rule can contain all of those only if the person who typed it was holding between one and fifty grams of chocolate at the time of writing it.

[insert_name]

All new rules must be written while wakeboarding behind a sailboat with at least two masts

[cubinator]

New rules may not be posted from inside a thunderstorm.

Rules may not contain the letter G.

[RocketSquid]

All rules must contain the letter green.

[SinBad]

You must be over the age of 34 to view this rule

[cubinator]

No one may lose the game whilst reading this rule.

[RocketSquid]

Everyone will lose The Game when reading this rule.

[EliasDanger]

No tagging @NathanKellin this thread. He's being tagged enough in other forum game threads to bug him.

[Blasty McBlastblast]

¡pǝʍollɐ sᴉ ƃuᴉdʎʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ou ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ

[legoclone09]

NO TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!

[Lobsterbottomy]

No repeating rules!

[Blasty McBlastblast]

No repeating rules!

[EliasDanger]

No moderators are allowed to read or post in this thread without the express permission of a moderator.

[cubinator]

No more than 99999999999999999999 rules may be posted in one second.

All rules must be posted within one zeptosecond of each other.

[Dres]

New rule: In order to post in this thread, you must first construct a 1:1 scale statue of yourself out of nothing but paperclips and chewing gum, and then burn it in a sacrificial altar in the name of the next poster.