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5/10 A low mark in Wink's confusion campaign.

Quantum mechanics. Do you understand them? Do you get a headache when thinking of them?
If you answered yes to the first and no to the latter, you're a liar.

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I know absolutely nothing about quantum mechanics, and therefore I cannot be confused about it.

So 0/0 then. *quickly looks up quantum theory* Whaaa...

 

 

This statement is false.

 

Think about that for at least one minute straight.

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3 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

This statement is false.

 

Think about that for at least one minute straight.

"Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't-"

"Ummmm...true...I'll go with true."

"It's a paradox, you moron! There is no answer!"

1/10 it's just circular logic.

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8/10

 

The moon is projected on to a cheat rail screen by the government.

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6/10 weird wording, but the general concept makes sense. There is a screen, on rails, that was somehow cheated (maybe won in a bad poker game?) and the government projects the moon onto it.

Here's an old good one:

a=b

a2=ab

a2-b2=ab-b2

(a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)

ans/(a-b)

a+b=b

2=1

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5/10. a and b would both equal 0, not 1, in order for the initial statement to be true.

Directive?

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0/10 is the a walle reference? I hope it is because... It is and I get it.

16 minutes ago, quasarrgames said:

There is a screen, on rails

Well, this is all false because of math and physics. But contrails are made up of special chemicals. Some of these are made to affect the population. But some are made to linger at about 50km. Every night the government turns in there super projector to make the moon appear. Total bull crap though.

 

The earth is flat. And the sun is a spot light. The stars all rotate above earth. The sun is 2,500 km away from earth.

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1/10 This violates rule 4.4/2h, which states that claiming that the earth is flat shall result in an immediate trip to the moderators office, where you will receive harsh punishment involving cookies and/or candy for committing such a correct act. 

 

^There you go. Confuzeld yet?

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I'm not confused since I don't remember seeing that in the rules unless they've been updated without my knowledge. 0/10.

6(9.23^2.63(9-4b-2.9x)+9y) = 4(5.36^6.25(2-8b-7.5x)+4y)

Find the values of all 3 variables.

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