Million Dollars, But...

[Matuchkin]

John Oliver? No!

Million, dollars, but you have to literally wear it in bills. Strung around your body. IN COINS.

Edited October 3, 2016 by Matuchkin

[Spaceception]

Woah. No

Million dollars, BUT you have to watch 5 hour lectures on socks every day for the rest of your life.

[njmksr]

Just now, Spaceception said:

Woah. No

Million dollars, BUT you have to watch 5 hour lectures on socks every day for the rest of your life.

One hour? Maybe. 5? HECK NO!

Million Dollars, But...

You become famous for doing something very stupid that got uploaded to YouTube.

Everybody knows who you are.

Everybody.

[Firemetal]

Million dollars but...

You are on Spacex's BFR ICT rocket and you are on a one way trip to Mars.

[njmksr]

Just now, Firemetal said:

Million dollars but...

You are on Spacex's BFR ICT rocket and you are on a one way trip to Mars.

Well, would you take the previous million?

But no, as that undermines the point of having $1mil. Also is the ITS Mars To Stay?

 

Million Dollars, But...

Any trend becomes uncool as soon as you notice and partake in it.

[Firemetal]

13 minutes ago, njmksr said:

Well, would you take the previous million?

But no, as that undermines the point of having $1mil. Also is the ITS Mars To Stay?

 

Million Dollars, But...

Any trend becomes uncool as soon as you notice and partake in it.

That is the point.  You can't do anything with it. No. The ITS refuels and returns but in this case, you can't go back.

Million dollars but...

You cannot play KSP.  

 

[njmksr]

Just now, Firemetal said:

That is the point.  You can't do anything with it. No. The ITS refuels and returns but in this case, you can't go back.

Million dollars but...

You cannot play KSP.  

 

No offense, but you do realize that you have to answer the previous scenario, right?

And probably not. I like this community too much.

Also, I would like to state for the record that ridiculous scenarios are often very fun.

Million Dollars, But...

Your tongue changes colors once a day with no predictable pattern.

 

[Firemetal]

Just now, njmksr said:

No offense, but you do realize that you have to answer the previous scenario, right?

And probably not. I like this community too much.

Also, I would like to state for the record that ridiculous scenarios are often very fun.

Million Dollars, But...

Your tongue changes colors once a day with no predictable pattern.

 

Oh sorry. Didn't read the rules. #Lazy.

Ewwwww. Keep the money!

Million dollars but...

You lose the ability to move your limbs so you have to be in a wheel chair for the rest of your life.

[njmksr]

That's pretty...

disarming!

I'll show myself out

But no, I am a staunch supporter of the right to bear arms

Seriously, I'm on the way out right now

As you can see, I'm very much against pun control

At this point I'm a Wild West punslinger

Million Dollars, But...

You are given creative control of a hugely popular sitcom, which is on track to becoming a comedy classic. (Like a modern Seinfeld.)

Your name's all over it.

If you mess it up and the show tanks, your reputation is tarnished forever.

If you stay the course, however, you will be hailed as one of the greats.