Unhelpful Life Hacks

[munlander1]

Computer overheating? A trip to your bath tube should solve it!

[The Raging Sandwich]

15 hours ago, munlander1 said:

Computer overheating? A trip to your bath tube should solve it!

I love bath tubes.

[adsii1970]

Don't have a bath tube handy? Just head over to @munlander1's house.

[kerbiloid]

Check your bath tube on the youtube.

[munlander1]

Bored while waiting for your computer to cool down? Hop in and play it!

[ProtoJeb21]

Are you bored and want something to do?

Well too bad.

[kerbiloid]

Cooling your computer down runs faster if put a cold kettle on it to boil.

[StrandedonEarth]

Laptop running too hot while playing KSP? Put a huge cooler-sized block of ice on the keyboard!

[kerbiloid]

Also you can put a block of redstone to attach it to the network.

[munlander1]

Eating fish from polluted waters is fine!

[The Raging Sandwich]

The wrapping on chocolate bars is totally edible! 

(Sounds like one of those dumb Buzzfeed facts that they make up)

[NSEP]

video starts at 0:00

[Spaceception]

On 1/17/2017 at 11:54 PM, The solid fuel chemist said:

want to upgrade your old TV? run it over multiple times with a steamroller to make a instant flatscreen!

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud

On 1/19/2017 at 9:01 AM, Xorth Tanovar said:

Problems with dry eyes? A few drops of Tobasco sauce in each eye will cure that.

Problem with eyes that feel like they're on fire?

Well I don't know how to help you with that, have fun!

[munlander1]

On October 10, 2016 at 6:36 PM, cantab said:

OK, technically it don't be legal, but you can't be punished for it.

You may be punished. It's a gray area though.

[Spaceception]

On 10/11/2016 at 4:33 AM, DrLicor said:

That's nasty

[Benjamin Kerman]

Computer overheats again while playing KSP? Using less boosters will create less of a heat problem. 

[cubinator]

You can play any song from Undertale except for Megalovania on an instrument and nobody will recognize it. (I have empirical evidence from multiple scientific experiments that this is true btw).

Edited February 21, 2017 by cubinator

[kerbiloid]

You can play Megalovania for people who didn't play Undertale and extend the previous advice.

[DarkOwl57]

Getting tired? Just get a taser and hit yourself! You'll have electricity flowing through your veins in no time!

[kerbiloid]

Want a taser for free?
Wait until somebody follows the advice above.

[Human Person]

Put oil into te water so your spaghetti won't stick together!

[TheKorbinjer]

When writing out a tip, put a negative number. That way they'll be forced to pay you.

You can open a beer with your seat belt while driving

 

Tired of breathing oxygen and think it's a waste of time? ? Put a bag over your head! You'll stop breathing in about 5 minutes, and will never breath again!

 

[Benjamin Kerman]

Want to slow down your acceleration? Do some creative lithobraking!

[The Raging Sandwich]

Thread is old? Just revive it!

[Human Person]

13 hours ago, The Raging Sandwich said:

Thread is old? Just revive it!

Someone tries to revive old thread? Reply!