Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

I find the matrix determinant and get all its cookie as eigenvalues.

Edited January 7, 2017 by kerbiloid

[WinkAllKerb'']

i did to so i don't play with cookies

but well some peoples play with them i have heard

Edited January 7, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[KerbalKore]

I hire the avengers to smash your face in, and as they beat you up the cookie is just there for the taking, I use my raptor to grab the cookie, even if it's snapped in half, my cookie

[kerbiloid]

One half of cookie steals another half and runs away. Its cookie.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Cookie runs into my waiting hands.

 

My cookie

[RandomGuy1824]

While you plug him into the matrix you get sucked in and drop the cookie. I take the cookie and send it in a rocket with a solar system escape trejectory.

While you plug him into the matrix you get sucked in and drop the cookie. I take the cookie and send it in a rocket with a solar system escape trejectory.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i use an osciloscope du don't care about the matrix, you can find in many weird place, brains (ant, elelephant, bird whatever), electronics, may be even trees

some osciloscope you can find in some very weird place that can more or less deal with the cookie there ways

Edited January 10, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[kerbiloid]

Matrix oscillations get unstable and throw out the cookie.
Street strangering cookie.

[WinkAllKerb'']

ohhhhh ssc nice find ^^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSC

[KerbalKore]

i drop the Czar Bomba on you, but the shock wave fires the cookie right towards me and into my hands.

my radioactive cookie

[cantab]

I get Pacman to take the cookie.

Actually that was a bit dumb. But at least I don't have to worry about ghosts.

Somebody needs to bake a new cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Pacman eats cookie and gets cookied.

Next poster's cookie.

[panzerknoef]

I strap an SRB to my back and fly off to the skies above with the cookie

my airborne cookie.

Edited January 12, 2017 by panzerknoef

[RandomGuy1824]

You didn't have enough fuel and plumet towards Kerbin. I take the cookie from your dead body. My dead cookie.

[adsii1970]

3 minutes ago, RandomGuy1824 said:

You didn't have enough fuel and plumet towards Kerbin. I take the cookie from your dead body. My dead cookie.

Well, you certainly would not want a cookie that got up and walked away on its own, would you? Dead cookie... mah!

[kerbiloid]

2 hours ago, adsii1970 said:

Well, you certainly would not want a cookie that got up and walked away on its own, would you? Dead cookie... mah!

Don't you finish a hot dog before eating it?
Then why should he eat a cookie alive?

Attached the dead cookie to a defibrillator.
Wow! It wakes up!
Noone's cookie.

[MysticM3ch]

I grab the cookie off the ground and look around for traps, seeing none I run away with the cookie and hide it in my bunker 25 kilometers beneath Kerbin and behind 17 layers of tungsten alloyed with steel 1 meter thick walls surrounding a room with a polonium 210 atmo so no one can ever touch it again, my over protected cookie, oh and don't forget about the bomb I placed in the cookie, and laser protected security, and motion sensors which release cyborg bears, and no one can ever turn it off, not even me.... My super over protected cookie, honestly why am I going through this for a cookie?

[luizopiloto]

I tied MysticM3ch on a chair, took off his shoes and socks and started to tickle his feet with a plume and asked how to get the cookie from his impossible bunker...
after 3min of tickles torture he says the bunker was just a bluff and the cookie is inside his bag...

[KerbalKore]

I put you in front of a linear particle accelerator and fire it at you. You become a massive crater and I grab the cookie.

My even more radioactive cookie.

[Dark Junior]

I stand near the cookie, grow a third arm, and use it to take the cookie.
 

My extremely radioactive cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Your third arm gets conscious, catches you by the throat and makes you to submit. Its cookie.

[RandomGuy1824]

It realises that arms can't live without a live body and dies. I take the cookie and drop ot into a pot of sAücE of DEATH!!!

[Dark Junior]

It's just a container of hot sauce. I drink it and retrieve the cookie.

My hot sauce covered cookie.

[hidude398]

I notice you're using Apple's HotSauce. I steal the mcf file, and decrypt my cookie out of it. My cyber cookie.

[kerbiloid]

I disable cookies in my browser. Cyber-cookie gets undefined.