Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

These were not they.

Police arrests the cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

Cookie is released due to lack of evidence and give it to the nearest guy.

 

My cookie.

[Shadow Wolf56]

I run past that guy and snatch it from his hand. My cookie.

Edited May 17, 2017 by Shadow Wolf56

[kerbiloid]

It was another hand. Still his cookie.

[Kermunmus]

All this time you guys have been chasing after a fake cookie, I swapped the cookies while you guys where busy jumping off the grand canyon... allllllllllllllll the way back on page 1

It's been my cookie for a while now, and since I just revealed this it will now be taken 

[53miner53]

But we made other cookies, like I'm doing now.

my cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

I take the cookie.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

And your cookie, too.

[kerbinorbiter]

MY COOKIES!

my cookies because i said so just like the stick im holding is a banana

[Matuchkin]

I completely roast you. When I ask for all your cookies, you give them to me and cry in the corner.

[Kermunmus]

I was busy building an SSTO and didn't hear your roast. I come over later completely unaffected and take the cookie(s)

My Cookie(s)

[kerbiloid]

The cookie overweighted your SSTO. To reach the orbit you had to throw out any ballast, including the cookie.

Suborbital cookie.

[Laythe Squid]

Cookie burns up. I bake new batch of cookies. My cookies.

[kerbiloid]

You own a whole batch of your mycookies.

While the vapourized true cookie is spread around and belongs to humanity.

[53miner53]

I take the cookie to space on a space shuttle.

my cookie.

[kerbiloid]

The cookie gets lost in its huge cargo bay.

Shuttle-ite cookie.

[Kermunmus]

Using my SSTO that can get overweighted by a single cookie, I rendezvous with your space shuttle and switch my ore scanner from "ore" to "cookie" and locate the cookie under the solar array of the probe in the cargo bay. I then steal fuel from your shuttle and use it to get my SSTO to minmus.

My Minmus cookie, since you cannot eat Minmus itself.

[kerbiloid]

Sun burns. Minmus melts. An orbiting cookie.

[53miner53]

I use my shuttle to grab the cookie, and hold on tight to it.

My cookie 

[Kermunmus]

I ram your shuttle at 2x orbital speed, and then you try and find the cookie in the tracking station, but it is listed as debris, and now there is too much "Shuttle Debris" and "SSTO Debris" to find it in the mess.

Debris Cookie

[kerbiloid]

Debra comes down from the orbit.

Her cookie.

[53miner53]

I use an assembly line robot to take the cookie. 

My cookie.

[Kermunmus]

The assembly line robot malfunctions and throws the cookie as far as it can

ow. It landed on me. My cookie

[kerbiloid]

You are saved by a rescue team.

Rescue te... Wait... Nobody knows who has meanwhile stolen the cookie.

Edited May 26, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Joseph Kerman]

I have eyes in the sky.

I take the cookie with a modified DJI Spark.

My cookie.