Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

Negative.
Administrator account "1st Person" is forbidden. Access denied.
You are recognized as 81 345 765 632th person of type "Human".

Cookie is now placed in protected storage until the Special Directive.

[Joseph Kerman]

7 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Negative.
Administrator account "1st Person" is forbidden. Access denied.
You are recognized as 81 345 765 632th person of type "Human".

Cookie is now placed in protected storage until the Special Directive.

/tp kerboloid kerboloid

/give kerboloid cookie

/effect kerboloid 16 1000000 255

 

Now eat the cookie

[kerbiloid]

I reload a quicksave and don't have the cursed cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

I reload a quicksave and don't have the cursed cookie.

/effect kerboloid 9 1000000 1

I hope you don't need a trash bin! My cookie

[kerbiloid]

Kerboloid perfomed invalid operation and will be restarted.

Happily, I'm kerbiloid, and the cookie is still not mne.

[Joseph Kerman]

/kill kerbiloid

[kerbiloid]

> System timeout warning. kerbiloid is disconnected from server.

Cookie is cleared.

[SAS123]

...Lets just teleport the cookie into my hands.... and done! Time to send out the code to delete kerbiloid's deletion software. Done!

The COOKIE is Mine!!!

[kerbiloid]

Yes. Now you own an old depleted coal mine, with a signboard at the entrance: "Cookie", *

* Cookie was named after its first owner's donkey, because both donkey and mine were similarly unpredictable.

Edited June 21, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Joseph Kerman]

I bake 12 more cookies. My cookies.

[SAS123]

I eat 12 of them but the original cookie is too stale to eat.

My Unedible Cookie! 

[kerbiloid]

You go camping for a week, taking the unedible cookie as a knuckle against bears.

You spend two weeks in the forest.
You meet no bears.
No more cookies being unedible. No more cookies. No even breadcrumbs.

[53miner53]

I make a new cookie, and hide it in a safe. Surrounded by 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 identical safes.

My well hidden cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Somebody finds the well where  you've hidden the cookie. Better hide it in another place.

[Kermunmus]

"somebody"... well then I'm the one who found it and it's mine

[kerbinorbiter]

On 6/19/2017 at 6:28 AM, Joseph Kerman said:

/tp kerboloid kerboloid

/give kerboloid cookie

/effect kerboloid 16 1000000 255

 

Now eat the cookie

ERROR: /give kerboliod minecraft:cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

/effect kerbinorbiter 26 1000000 127

 

Bye bye, kerbin orbiter, time for you to meet @Overfloater

[Overfloater]

i haven't seen any cookies. That object sticking out of my pocket is just a cookie mockup.

[Joseph Kerman]

5 hours ago, Overfloater said:

i haven't seen any cookies. That object sticking out of my pocket is just a cookie mockup.

You don't get it? Floating in space while @kerbinorbiter is floating up to space to meet you?

[kerbinorbiter]

9 hours ago, Joseph Kerman said:

You don't get it? Floating in space while @kerbinorbiter is floating up to space to meet you?

ah is that levitation?

 

[Joseph Kerman]

1 hour ago, kerbinorbiter said:

ah is that levitation?

 

Yep, floating up indefinitely while I delete your inventory and I give myself 64*32 cookies

 

[53miner53]

I'm still here with my well hidden cookie, which wasn't in a well. I also take @Joseph Kerman's full inventory of cookies and hide them with my cookie.

my cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

1 minute ago, 53miner53 said:

I'm still here with my well hidden cookie, which wasn't in a well. I also take @Joseph Kerman's full inventory of cookies and hide them with my cookie.

my cookie

Your cookie. Failed to say the plural form. I still get that and your cookie.

My cookies

[Overfloater]

You "hid" it by unknowingly shoving it into my pocket. What i said earlier about my cookie being a mockup, was a lie. It's the real thing! 

P.S. joseph kerman's cookies, my cookie.

Edited June 25, 2017 by Overfloater

[53miner53]

I use a multistage rocket pack to find @Overfloater and take my cookie back. I hide it in one of the other safes.

my cookie.