Steal the cookie game

[kerbiloid]

Orbiting Val, the cookie gets captured by Jool and becomes a mooncookie, or cookiemoon.

[Joseph Kerman]

I have Pac-Man eat the cookie. After all, he can eat anything.

I make a batch of 12 cookies again, rainbow flavoured.

My cookies.

[Kermunmus]

Turns out they're Skittles, because "Taste The Rainbow" (ok skittles give me my money now)

Anyway my Mom just baked some REAL cookies (yes really) and I took one (yes really)

My cookie

[Joseph Kerman]

I make Gypsy Danger and destroy your house.

Its cookie.

[ModerndayLink]

I casually walk up to you and snatch it away and then quickly teleport to a parallel universe.

[Joseph Kerman]

I have Wally West take the cookie and return it to me. 

His cookie (he didn't)

[kerbiloid]

While he doesn't. Bob "Spriggan" Smithson gets the cookie from him. Try to find him.

[Astrofox]

Apparently Smithson got himself locked in a closet by accident and starved to death.

I unlocked the closet and found him in there, but I won't retrieve the cookie because that's just gross.

[kerbiloid]

Walking away, you suddenly realize that this person was fabricated right now and never existed irl.

You return to the closet to take the cookie, but find nothing.

Disappeared cookie.

[Joseph Kerman]

That is because it is my cookie.

[53miner53]

I take the cookie.

My cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Cookie->Owner = Cookie;

Recursively self-owned cookie.

[Gh0stReaper]

I fold space to shorten the space between me and your cookie then steal the cookie.

My cookie.

[Astrofox]

 

Found this fitting...

[Joseph Kerman]

On 6/16/2017 at 2:52 AM, Gh0stReaper said:

I fold space to shorten the space between me and your cookie then steal the cookie.

My cookie.

Folding space in front of you has consequences. You also expand space behind you and you accelerate to oblivion.

My cookie after taking it from previous poster.

 

[kerbinorbiter]

waiter there is a wait wait wrong thread!!!!!

my cookie (because i teleported it)

[kerbiloid]

Teleport failure.

Cookie exists across the galaxy.

[Joseph Kerman]

I take a time splicer and splice the cookie.

Time's cookie

[Astrofox]

The cookie has been spread out over the times-span of the known universe. As the universe gets older, the quantity of cookie per unit of time approaches zero, so the cookie exists but is spread over an infinite amount of time.

Okay, new cookie. It is my cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Negative. Please, define "my".

[53miner53]

My-adj-belonging to me.

my cookie.

[kerbiloid]

Negative. Please, define "me".

[Astrofox]

Double Negative, please define every single word in the known English alphabet.

On a serious note, I just stole your cookie and also prepared a glass of milk to go along with it.

[kerbiloid]

Now you are thinking: what creature gave that milk?

Until you know, cookie lays on the table.

[Joseph Kerman]

Answer: all mammals give their own milk.

My cookie

Answer to "define 'me' ": a pronoun referring to the first person (the speaker)