RandomGuy1824

Steal the cookie game

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I throw a dictionary at it, defining it.

My hyperintelligent cookie.

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I hit the cookie with a bat until it's back to being a brainless normal cookie, after which is use the bat in you until you're unconscious. 

I run off with the cookie and lick it so everyone is disgusted by it

 

My normal but licked cookie

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The bat you had used, gets confused and flies away.
But later it returns, grabs the cookie and brings it to its lair under a roof of unknown old building far from your city.

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Sice the bat realises it doesn't have a mouth and can't eat the cookie he throws it out the window. I grab the cookie and eat the cookie then shoot myself with a desintagration ray. Afterlifes cookie.

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I 2.2b you, then reconstitute your cookie. The cookie is then sent to the Bastion, where it will endure as the final gradient.

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the cookie is intercepted by the EGS SuperStrider (giant space battleship, from my story) the cookie is held in a random drop pod in the bottom of the ship protected by...well...a fricken space battleship, okay?

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Your conscience wakes up and makes you to give this cookie to somebody who really needs it.
(Then your conscience returns back to sleeping).

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I really need the cookie! My cookie!

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You don't need it anymore and give it to me, my cookie!

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As both of you claim for this cookie, you should choose between you the most poor and miserable one, who needs this cookie more.

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...and until the decision is made, the cookie is mine!

My cookie.

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Grabs cookie back to make decision

Upon having to make this difficult decision, I throw the cookie in the air and run away.

The cookie is free.

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I swoop in, in my P-51 and catch the cookie.

My shredded cookie.

Edited by Spacetraindriver

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I teleport using a molecular transporter into the cockpit of your plane, grab the cookie, eject, and then throw a baseball at you at 0.9 C and when i land i put the cookie in a real copy of  @MysticM3chs bunker and put the cookie in it.

 

my 

Edited by Bill the Kerbal

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I use a bunker busting missile, destroy the bunker, then walk in and take the cookie.

My cookie

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I bomb you with my B-29.

My disintegrated cookie.

Edited by Spacetraindriver

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My ir missile pays an explosive visit to your number 2 engine, blowing off the wing. I collect the ashes.

my burnt cookie.

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I make a new cookie, sell it, make more cookies, sell them, and make more cookies till I have a cookie company that has over $20,952,235,235.35 per year in revenue

then I buy the burnt cookie for $100,358,398,594,495.49, my total amount of money I made in my total career of the cookie making business

my very expensive burn cookie

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7 minutes ago, StupidAndy said:

I make a new cookie, sell it, make more cookies, sell them, and make more cookies till I have a cookie company that has over $20,952,235,235.35 per year in revenue

then I buy the burnt cookie for $100,358,398,594,495.49, my total amount of money I made in my total career of the cookie making business

my very expensive burn cookie

Well, with all that money I have, I don't need to steal it. But I break into your house and put your cookie in my museum.

My, stolen cookie. 

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Experts recognize your museum cookie as fabricated.
Suddenly a brigade of sewer cleaners finds the hidden true cookie,

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The sewer cleaners are vaporized by my Archimedes death ray and I come, take the cookie apart atom by atom and spread them across the world.

 

my subatomic cookie.

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The god of cookies demands his servant not be obliterated and recunstructs him into the great cookie destroyer (aka the kraken) seeking vengance on all that broke the rules by making new cookies :P

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Kraken cookie freely comes to me. Yum, my Kraken cookie

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Edited by Xorth Tanovar

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I take the cookie home with me

 

My borrowed cookie 

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