RandomGuy1824

Steal the cookie game

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ho you did that rlly ^^

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I break in and steal the cookie. I put it in an invulnerable bunker in the core of the sun .

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Invulnerable bunker evapourates with the cookie and the next poster gets insulted by the cloud of plasmacookie.

Edited by kerbiloid

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What if the kraken does not like that type of cookie?

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I condense the plasmacookie into a cookie agin and store it on the vacuum exposure platform of the ISS.

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Kessler syndrome strikes, crippling the iss, lucky the crew left. I then happen to find the cookie drifting in empty space.

My space cookie.

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you find the question of life, the universe and everything, and by the laws of Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the universe is destroyed and replaced by something even more bizarre

when the universe rebuilds itself, I take the cookie

my multidimensional cookie

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An intermediate dimension collapses and catches you inside a self-bound topological cookie.

Cookie's you.

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I removed StupidAndy from the cookie and take it.

My cleansed cookie.

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You wake up from your dream to cold, harsh reality. We are sitting in a plane, and I actually have the cookie. My inception-cookie.

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I preform airborne docking and take the cookie and fly away at hypersonic speeds.

My cookie.

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I sit waiting at your runway and snag the cookie just as you roll to a stop, driving off into the sunset in a cobbled-together fuel cell powered rover.

My cookie.

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You run out of fuel and leave your rover, cookie and all while you look for fuel. I take the cookie and break your rover, then leave.

My borrowed with out permission cookie.

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You get hit by my train and I take the cookie which happens to land inbetween the wheels.

My cookie.

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Oh no. Your arm flies away cut off by the wheel. A dog finds it and possesses* the cookie.

* I just like this ssesses-word since Magic Carpet 2

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The dog was my dog, I take the cookie and give my dog a treat.

my slobbered-on cookie.

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You then realize it was just another dog treat, I intercepted the cookie.

 

My cookie

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I tackle you and you fumble the cookie.

 

My football cookie.

 

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I kick it away from you into the net. GOOOOOOOOOOAL!

 

My cookie

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Ref rules it my ball because it did not go through the uprights.

My American football cookie

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You hear as they are talking behind your back:
"No... he really does?"
"Yes, he thinks, it's an American football".
"But who let him disturb our rugby match?"
"I don't know. Let's call an arbiter".
Arbiter makes you leave the field and confiscates cookie.

Confiscated arbiter's cookie.

Edited by kerbiloid

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"what's a rug-bie?" says the crowd, and they all attack the "arbiter" and take the cookie and play AMERICAN football with it

anarchy's cookie

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I come in with my galactic army and use it to establish my galactic empire to rule the Galaxy. I them take the cookie.

 

my galactic empire brand cookie

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A nurse takes the cookie from the Galactic Emperor.
Her cookie.

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Nurse feeds me the cookie.

My digested cookie!

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