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RandomGuy1824, December 23, 2016
Posted February 20
My downloaded cookie.
You just installed some of @kerbiloid's malware. I get the real cookie.
I then invade your house with my Tiger I and take the cookie.
Suddenly the cookie appears integer rather than real,
Invalid type conversion. The cookie throws exception and will be closed.
No active cookie.
I bake a cookie. My cookie.
Posted February 21
I download your cookie.cfg file. Our cookie
Your cfg appears to have incorrect lf-cr agreement. Uninitialized cookie.
Posted February 22
I use cookie.exe to run the cookie
Your macbook just looks at you with a lofty contempt.
Hah! I don't have a MacBook! I run cookie.exe
The Macbook is deeply hurt that you would disown it so happily--and then try to run something on it. Again.
In retaliation, it sends all your embarassing cookie photos to all your friends... unless...
Posted March 16
I set the macbook on fire, and bake a new cookie.
Posted March 17
Your next computer is not a macbook, but AMD, and you don't need to set it on fire to bake a cookie.
Your service center's cookie.
Posted March 20
I downsize the service center, and as the cookie is Company property, it becomes mine.
My cookie once again
You initiate IPO and lose your overpriced company.
I am the collector who now owns the cookie.
Posted March 21
I buy a cookie.
I take the cookie
I take the cookie and eat it.
My diegested cookie.
Posted March 22
It was a mockup of cookie. Real cookie is in a protected cookiestorage.
I steal the cookie file and put it up on the fourms for every one to download, print, and eat!
Posted March 23
But the file was corrupted!
Everyone's nasty oatmeal raisin cookie.
This file was not corrupted. It was DRM protected.
Posted March 25
I eat the vendor
Posted March 26
Ah, but you and everyone in this thread are living in a dream world, and the cookie is merely a construction of that universe.
I am outside that reality, and I have the true cookie.
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