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RandomGuy1824, December 23, 2016
Posted February 20
My downloaded cookie.
You just installed some of @kerbiloid's malware. I get the real cookie.
I then invade your house with my Tiger I and take the cookie.
Suddenly the cookie appears integer rather than real,
Invalid type conversion. The cookie throws exception and will be closed.
No active cookie.
I bake a cookie. My cookie.
Posted February 21
I download your cookie.cfg file. Our cookie
Your cfg appears to have incorrect lf-cr agreement. Uninitialized cookie.
Posted February 22
I use cookie.exe to run the cookie
Your macbook just looks at you with a lofty contempt.
Hah! I don't have a MacBook! I run cookie.exe
The Macbook is deeply hurt that you would disown it so happily--and then try to run something on it. Again.
In retaliation, it sends all your embarassing cookie photos to all your friends... unless...
Posted March 16
I set the macbook on fire, and bake a new cookie.
Posted March 17
Your next computer is not a macbook, but AMD, and you don't need to set it on fire to bake a cookie.
Your service center's cookie.
Posted March 20
I downsize the service center, and as the cookie is Company property, it becomes mine.
My cookie once again
You initiate IPO and lose your overpriced company.
I am the collector who now owns the cookie.
Posted Tuesday at 03:00 PM
I buy a cookie.
Posted Tuesday at 05:26 PM
I take the cookie
Posted Tuesday at 09:56 PM
I take the cookie and eat it.
My diegested cookie.
Posted Wednesday at 10:04 AM
It was a mockup of cookie. Real cookie is in a protected cookiestorage.
Posted Wednesday at 11:29 PM
I steal the cookie file and put it up on the fourms for every one to download, print, and eat!
Posted Thursday at 02:32 AM
But the file was corrupted!
Everyone's nasty oatmeal raisin cookie.
Posted Thursday at 06:33 AM
This file was not corrupted. It was DRM protected.
Posted Saturday at 11:58 PM
I eat the vendor
Posted yesterday at 02:25 AM
Ah, but you and everyone in this thread are living in a dream world, and the cookie is merely a construction of that universe.
I am outside that reality, and I have the true cookie.
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