The Jedi Master

Really Really Really Tall Building

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Floor 25: an office with cows instead of worker

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Floor 26: Butchers quickly run downstairs, and you hear screaming...

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Floor 27: There are monitors everywhere and a man stares into your soul with his souless eyes.

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29: Dozens of portraits of SCPs. The largest ones are SCP-173 and SCP-106.

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You scream up to Floor 30. You find the actual rooms those SCPS are in.

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Floor 32: There is a large hole in the floor were Apollo 11 came crashing through.

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Floor 34: You see parts of the LM on the floor. A kerbal goes out and says something in Kerbal language, which appears to you happy.

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Floor 35: Coffee shops that don't sell coffee.

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Floor 36: Coffee bean farms, where everything is operated by a dysfunctional team of cyborg Kerbals, thus the lack of coffee on floor 35.

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Floor 37: A coffee bean farm operated by a dysfunctional team of cyborg Kerbals, but there are no dysfunctional cyborg Kerbals and no coffee bean farm.

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Floor 39: A nuke is headed for downstairs to destroy the confusion, but thankfully it's a very, very small nuke.

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Floor 41: A blacksmith that uses the Unobtanium.

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Floor 42: This floor is the meaning of life, the universe and everything!

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Floor 44: a computer with the old thread with this game on it! and a tiger eating your face.

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Floor 45: A TV with Top Gear and nothing else sits in the middle of the room.

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Floor 46: a magical crystal which will answer you one question about the universe! ask it a question before preceding up the stairs, it will give you it's answer on a higher floor.

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Floor 47: The Lunar Room, it has a sign saying "CAUTION! DO NOT: Shoot a portal on the surface. Go in."

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48: Another magical crystal is in this room, it gives you the answer 42!

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49: a huge encyclopedic looking book the size of a kitchen table labeled "Organic semiconductors, reproduction logic gates, and magrathean mass fabricators for dummies"

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