The Jedi Master

Really Really Really Tall Building

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1528: You wake up from a daydream nap where you dreamt of going through a time machine realising you sadly missed floor 1527.

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You open the door to floor 1529, and are met by a hail of bullets as a firing squad opens full-automatic fire at you. You flail around as the 45ACP rounds fill you and tear up your body. You are instantly killed and your intestines cover the door behind you.

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1530: You wake up in an advanced alien hospital with Rick, Morty, Beth and Summer surrounding you. You then quickly get up and start running up the stairs realising all your wounds are healed and your body is intact.

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You arrive at floor 1530, somehow patched up from the last floor to find this floor has no floor, and is merely a collection of steel girders crisscrossing above the lower floor.

 

The stairs are on the other side of the floor. You throw yourself at them, but keep falling down to floor 1529, until you just get tired of jumping and falling and getting shot that you kill all of the firing squad in a fit of fury and use their bodies as something to climb to the stairs.

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You wake up in your bedroom on floor 3748, and wonder if all of the floors below you are actually like that. You then head upstairs for a brief meeting a few thousand floors up.

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The elevator doors open on floor 3748, and as you step in, you realize that there are no elevators there. Falling down the elevator shaft, you eventually end up at floor 1531, with no recollection of how you landed safely. Since the elevator is, of course, missing, you head up the stairs to find your meeting.

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You find floor 1531 Is a massive wormhole to EVE, The only way to get to floor 1532 is to go into the wormhole. Which you do, for then you find out your in a small kerbal base, a wormhole is outside...

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floor 1532: You pass high school, start university, get a girlfriend, get a PHD in engineering, get a job, get married, have kids, get retired, and proceed to floor 1533. You then die of old age and wake up on floor 1534 in your twenties.

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1534: You wake up in your 20's, then proceed to 1535, where you encounter a "Christmas Beaver."

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1545: After the Christmas Beaver Encounter, nothing happens for the next 10 Floors until you reach floor 1545 where you reach the moons orbit and realise you only have about 136,713,856,924,910 Floors left before you reach Mars.

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You realise the last few floors are your imagination. And your still stuck on EVE, you manage to put a suit on from the base. Then you exit the base and enter the wormhole. You find yourself in floor 2043

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Floor 2043: "Oh my gawd, did I just dive into a wormhole?" You think. "Did that even happen, or was that just a dream? I woke up like 10 times already, in random places! Is this real life? Where am I? WHERE AM I!?!?".

You then wake up on floor 1546, heavily breathing.

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Floor 1546: You stop hyperventilating and look around at the empty room. "Wait, something feels off..." You think. Just then, some weird alien thing came into view and said "Welcom to tha Mooon. Wii spik inglish." Then you go up to floor 1547, bewildered at what you just encountered.

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2 hours ago, electricpants said:

Floor 1546: You stop hyperventilating and look around at the empty room. "Wait, something feels off..." You think. Just then, some weird alien thing came into view and said "Welcom to tha Mooon. Wii spik inglish." Then you go up to floor 1547, bewildered at what you just encountered.

You fall into a hole and find yourself in floor 7331.

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19 hours ago, Galacticvoyager said:

You fall into a hole and find yourself in floor 7331.

Floor 7331: When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

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Walking through the door, you find yourself on Floor 1547. The door disappears into the ether...a sign on the wall states "This way to stairwell"

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Floor 1547-1548: Coming to a staircase, you walk upstairs to your boss's office.

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Floor 1549: Stanley was so stupid and stubborn that he decided to disobey narrator's instructions and go in the elevator instead.

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1560. We hope you enjoyed the trip on the single-flight elevator. Please depart, or you will return to the previous floor.

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Floor 1561: As the door closes behind you, you find yourself somehow floating in the seemingly infinite sky. No walls, floors, windows, or roofs. Just a door to the staircase.

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Floor 1562:  an open letter sits on the only table, it reads "Baz Bahadur was not here." You leave, climbing to the next floor in bewilderment...

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Floor 1563

There is a sign that says: "Dont go to the next floor"

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Floor 1564

FUGHETABOUT THE SIGN!!!!!!!!

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Floor 1565

 

There is floor

There is door

you walk cross floor

you walk threw door

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Floor 1565

There is a sign that says:

Do not go up or you will die.

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