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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.


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"Although it was our intent to send Bill on a three-day orbital mission, we forgot to change the flight roster and so Jeb was aboard by mistake."

"Today we announce our new mission to rescue our astronauts stranded on the moon, including all the astronauts from the previous missions we sent to rescue those stranded astronauts."

Edited by 55delta
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tommorrow were starting the ender sila nunam programm, unfortunately the enders married jarod and a giant ant alien, get disgusted of it's own kind and left somewhere else in the universe 25 000 years laters thks to tardis

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
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"were going to blow up the moon before anyone else lands on it so nobody else can say they landed on the moon, this isn't for science, its politics"
"we landed on the moon, but since we accidentally clicked symmetry x2 we have a mystery goo on top of the crew hatch, canceling all future EVAs"

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"Well, if you spoke louder I would have heard of the "bring them back safely" part you claim to have said."

 

" We cannot complete the mission anymore because the new rookie decided it was time to time warp before we could deploy the solars panels"

"Yeah, we know that the explosion wasted billions of dollars, but you've got to admit that it was pretty cool, right? I mean, it was just like KSP!"

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