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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.

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Points to sun*

we decided to land right there

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"Hey! Look! This button enables engine!"

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"COMMUNITY
JOIN THE GREATEST SET OF GAMERS, BUILDERS, SPACE ENTHUSIASTS AND ROCKET AFICIONADOS YOU WILL EVER MEET! 

Kerbal Space Program really only got to exist because of fans like you. And of course, fans that build a game can really only go and build other stuff around said game. Here you’ll find easy access to the most fruitful parts of the KSP community as well as special showcases of all the cool stuff they can’t seem to stop making.
 
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COMMUNITY
JOIN THE GREATEST SET OF GAMERS, BUILDERS, SPACE ENTHUSIASTS AND ROCKET AFICIONADOS YOU WILL EVER MEET! 
Kerbal Space Program really only got to exist because of fans like you. And of course, fans that build a game can really only go and build other stuff around said game. Here you’ll find easy access to the most fruitful parts of the KSP community as well as special showcases of all the cool stuff they can’t seem to stop making.

 

 

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
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We are proud to announce next years budget has been approved, and all snack machines through out the facility will be upgraded!  :D

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"Intercede for me, mortals!"

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"Hey, somebody got a match to light the fuse?"

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"We can say with out a doubt that Henuel Kerman was not killed in by the missile strike on bunker. He was killed by spaghettification a result of being clipped through two steel plates. We can neither confirm nor deny if the Kraken was involved." 

"We do not consider building weapons and tanks from rocket parts a waist of time, resource, or tax payer dollars."

Edited by Jeb federation
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"Unfortunately, we lost contact with the Curiosity rover a few hours ago. We don't currently know exactly what caused it's destruction, but judging from  its last photo broadcast, we suspect it hit a misaligned terrain seam going too fast."

Edited by MiffedStarfish
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"we like pie, so we are spending the entire yearly budget on pies for our employees, they will be paid in pie, we hope to increase the pie economy in Florida"

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"this revolutionary rocket type will actually go downwards"

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"Curiosity killed the cat. Now we are preparing to launch Satisfaction to bring it back."

Edited by kerbiloid

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"We crashed a Space Shuttle full of people into Mount Rushmore"

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"peggy ... never heard .... ,'')"

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"We forgot the struts... Things got like wet spaghetti and eventually the engine hit the capsule..."

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"oh well ... don't be so ... egg whµmoan"

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"Is it start mass over final mass, or the other way around?"

 

"Orion is suffering all these delays, because it really IS the 1960's version..... We just needed a cover story"

Edited by 1101

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"We've just been approved for a mission where we will get a probe into Europa's ocean using fracking..."

Edited by cubinator
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What do you mean putting a communications satellite around Jupiter isn't a good idea?

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I told you before... we cannot confirm or deny anything about a green monolith suddenly appearing out of nowhere on the Moon!!!

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It's flying. But why?

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"The re-entery was a catastrophic failure do to the lack of heat shields. If Valentina hadn't jumped from the ship, she would have burned up instead of being splattered by the tail segment. She will always be in our hearts and our minds...and backyards."

Edited by Jeb federation
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Posted (edited)

<START PRESS CONFERANCE>

"hi!"

<END PRESS CONFERANCE>

Edited by StupidAndy
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Avada Ked...!!!

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"The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro dah' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment."

Edited by 0111narwhalz
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9 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

"The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro da' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment."

Damnit, I was also going to say something on the Orion prototype. Oh well.

 

"We have liftoff on Orion, look at it go! Wait... why is it getting bigger?"

 

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