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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.

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"Well, we got bored of building and destroying rockets today so we quit the space program and opened up minecraft instead"

Fun Fact: Revert flight is actually just hiding the evidence that people died, we have stunt doubles take their place

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"We have heard confirmation of a large asteroid on a collision course with Earth, but administration has decided that it is not our concern."

"We would like to announce our new contractor for rockets...Rick Sanchez!"

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the earth IS NOT flat. KSP proves it!

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The problem of space radiation is solved. Before the Martian flight starts, we'll disable radiation in Kerbalism settings.

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We are here to proudly announce that the TRAPPIST-1 system had been moved closer to our star system. Now we have to only traverse 20 light-years less to get there.

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On 3/30/2017 at 11:49 PM, munlander1 said:

We have plenty of money to develop the sls in a short amount of time.

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"Civilians of the World! You may use our landing pad for anything that isn't higher than 2 metres."

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"Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here and a chain reaction will occur direct to the sun itself and to all the planets that sunlight touches, to every planet in the universe."

"After watching War of The Worlds again, we decided to nuke the surface of Mars rather than take any chances."

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