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Funniest/Coolest Kerbal Names

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I have a few cool names, some are real names too, but my favorites are:

Ed Kerman: The lead astronomer.

Danberry Kerman: The head atmospheric scientist.

Shelzon Kerman: The Spaceplane test pilot.

Orfal Kerman: Unassigned.

And just a list of interesting names:

Harfrey

Guscott

Geneemone(Yeah, I have one with that long of a name)

Aldrey

Enby

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Kirk Kerman

I got him legitimately from the Astronaut Complex. Also, his BadS flag equals true, so he's just like Jeb.

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No pictures handy but so far I've got "Doodcan Kerman" sitting in a can lander on Mun and in my testing pool I have "Sherman Kerman" eagerly awaiting deployment.

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German Kerman. Not joking. 8C6BYWa.png?1

:gasp:

GERMAN!

It's been so long!

He was my main man when it came to test pilots for 0.16.

He somehow always survived each crash and came back for more.

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Dowell Kerman-his missions always went 'well'

Billy-Bobgel Kerman

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I have one called Newly Kerman. The guy is such a noob, that he actually has new in his name.

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I have Bob paired with Bobbart as my SSTO test flight crew. They've had some fun adventures, rescuing each other from planes whose engines spontaneously fell off in orbit or, in one case, before the orbital burn. (Bob used jetpack RCS to reach orbit and wait for rescue from Bobbart.)

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I have a Loner Kerman. He's currently orbiting a single-Kerbal craft around Kerbin at 80+million km.

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I had Danger Kerman once. I sent him to try to land on Jool.

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My favorite are Kirk, Munwise and Ferley. Ferley made my first docking, non MJ moon landing, and he was very brave and a genius!

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Lets hope that has another meaning on kerbin, otherwise he has some messed up parents.

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I have a Buzz Kermantoo! He is currently captain of a small, two module station orbiting the Mun.

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No thread about amusing Kerbal names would be complete without a mention of Merman Kerman, the fish-out-of-water Kerbal. I also once had one back in 0.17 or so called Calmy, who I sent to Duna.

duna_base5.jpg

Ironically, he was pretty prone to freaking out in mid-flight on the way up to the base.

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I had an "Adgas Kerman" in one of my saves. It always made me think of refueling. :)

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Billy-Bobgas Kerman. Crashed into the launch tower WAYYYY back.

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I had an "Adgas Kerman" in one of my saves. It always made me think of refueling. :)

Wow, this is awesome. I have one called Nogas Kerman.

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I had an "Adgas Kerman" in one of my saves. It always made me think of refueling. :)
Billy-Bobgas Kerman. Crashed into the launch tower WAYYYY back.
Wow, this is awesome. I have one called Nogas Kerman.

Ahahahha.. Looks like KSP has a trend for making "gassy" Kerbals. I had one named Lodgas Kerman.

Had? Have. What am I talking about, he's the EVA team director aboard the Nautilus-1 Mobile Research Base/Surface Rover.

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I can imagine Kerbal TV commercials. I'm sure they get astronauts as spokesmen:

"Hello, I'm Nogas Kerman. Launching into space can really make a Kerbal bloated - and letting one rip inside a Kerbal rocket is a guaranteed recipe for an explosion and fiery death. So how do I deal with it? I take Gas-X*. It's prescription strength but available over the counter!"

(Do not operate a vehicle when taking this medication. Side effects may include Rapid Unplanned Disassembly and Unplanned Terrain Rendezvous.)

*(Not endorsed by Gasex Kerman. If you experience docking lasting more than four hours, please consult your physician.)

[ironically, at this moment I'm reading Mary Roach's hilarious Packing For Mars, and I'm on the chapter that goes into the... digestive... aspects of the human space program.]

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