ZentroCatson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 No, you can haz fuzion reeaktorz. How do I milk a cow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 What I really want to know is, the first time somebody milked a cow, what the heck did they think they were doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Trying to be a baby cow. woifgtw8i74tnhy0rW9P84p)8t4j9lO8T4JY9olwtu8=06GTPR0t978u5euyt;804TJY9J38UT8089yu089jo4el8yto5el98uygt3q9ytryf8ujw08tJW{$*YT"?$WTW^$owiuetfhaow87nefsoviet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 An amp. What id Calvin and Hobbes are the best philosophers ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Then we would be flippin' vegetables! What if Chuck Norris died for good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 What if I couldn't post memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Your soul would wither and die. What if the internet never existed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 What you said. What if what if questions are an illusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) Then we already know everything and nothing, because everything is nothing, but we already know something, so something must always be both everything and nothing. WHY WILL NOBODY TELL ME WHERE VEXX32 IS???? Edited August 18, 2016 by quasarrgames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diche Bach Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Why do I dread taking my computer apart to "clean" the dust out of it? Could it be the fact that the last time I did this it ended in disaster? Is there a "best practices" set of principles and tools for cleaning these beloved devices of all that heat-trapping dust we breath in and out into their otherwise sterile electronic assemblies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Yes! Douse it with water, then use a wet rag to dry! Why am i running on integrated graphics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 You have to beep boop the compute. Everything will be broken, but that's the desired effect. What city state is Yavin 4 in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 A better state than Wolverhampton. Why is Wolverhampton so [expletive]? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 They ate all the deer and now food is expensive. Can I fix all the glitches involved with running Super Mario Sunshine on Oculus by letting a toad hop around on my keyboard? If not, then will more toads help? I have a bunch in my yard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 No. You need to buy a new toad. Am I Rick Harrison? And if so is this my pawn shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Yes, but you never know what's gonna come through that door. Are Russian people bears in disguise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith977 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Yes, Russian people bears are indeed in disguise as politicians... Does English have a second language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning For New Frontiers Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 English = En + lish (who the hell cares about G anyway?) => English = In (Spanish) only (Russian) => English = Russian with Spanish letters and phonemes Hence, proved that English has a second language. Now, what would happen if you told @SpaceplaneAddict that his efforts have resulted in Jeb deciding that Dres needs a size increase, and has gone about crashing every single asteroid he can find onto Dres? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Burning For New Frontiers said: English = En + lish (who the hell cares about G anyway?) => English = In (Spanish) only (Russian) => English = Russian with Spanish letters and phonemes Hence, proved that English has a second language. Now, what would happen if you told @SpaceplaneAddict that his efforts have resulted in Jeb deciding that Dres needs a size increase, and has gone about crashing every single asteroid he can find onto Dres? It'd go boom boom boom. Does the five second rule apply to soup? *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diche Bach Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) Soup receives the 5 millisecond rule: only Jedi have the reflexes to retrieve it in time . . . Why has Firefox been acting stoopid lately? Edited August 21, 2016 by Diche Bach I did it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Because Chrome it is beeing hunted by a water hunter Can a mouse become a rat if it tries hard enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 20 hours ago, Burning For New Frontiers said: Now, what would happen if you told @SpaceplaneAddict that his efforts have resulted in Jeb deciding that Dres needs a size increase, and has gone about crashing every single asteroid he can find onto Dres? me like. 6 hours ago, The Raging Sandwich said: Because Chrome it is beeing hunted by a water hunter Can a mouse become a rat if it tries hard enough? If it wants to grow bigger, it needs to eat its veggies. Can a potato leave 9Gag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: me like. If it wants to grow bigger, it needs to eat its veggies. Can a potato leave 9Gag? Yes but with chicken legs. Do kerbal even lift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Moose Rocket Science said: Do kerbal even lift? DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? Can PolandBall into space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 No but Pol can! Is this a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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