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Why should he get Shaolined instead?

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1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

Why should he get Shaolined instead?

Only if you throw a monkey.

How does one particle physics?

 

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By adding a p before an article in physics.

Why are scissors called scissors instead of "fancy knives"?

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Because they are scissing, not kniving.

How do the (swiss sciss?) (swissors scissors?) look like?


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Indeed, why? Took a look, got impressed. Such chain very much exceeds my imagination.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=scissors

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late 14c., sisoures, from Old French cisoires (plural) "shears," from Vulgar Latin *cisoria (plural) "cutting instrument," from *cisus (in compounds such as Latin excisus, past participle of excidere "to cut out"), ultimately from Latin caedere "to cut" (see -cide). Spelling with sc- is 16c., from influence of Medieval Latin scissor "tailor," in classical Latin "carver, cutter," from past participle stem of scindere "to split." 

 

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That depends if you're blind.

 

Why?

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Because. (one word in question one word in answer)

Why do i have insomnia?

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Because it was a bargain, And you couldn't resist it at that price.

Why are we nearing the shoe event horizon?

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Cause we are passed the barefoot event horizon.

Why are there 7 hills in rome?

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Posted (edited)

because they are born there ...

do you the maussasd like me , or do you think they may use my fb account for some weird joke ?

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
i have a serious doubt with this specific photo ...

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Posted (edited)

I don't know, you will have to ask them (wait I failed as that's a logical answer...)

what is the Keral airo-not space agency not (hint second  last post?)

 

 

Edited by kerbinorbiter

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gdfgdfgdfgfg a gagaga a gagaga a gagagagaga

lack of sleep grumpy ... normal ?

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Most people turn into cats

How did the greeks conquer rome?

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we need you ... + ... meeeeh my osiris temple littl' privilege and comfort series ?

what about writing a book in tree languages with local healthcare and else adaption ... at least a very few know to translate read and write ?

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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They refused the offer.

What does this button with 4 squares on it do?

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DON'T TOUCH!!!... ouch!... ouch!... (echo)

What made you do this?..

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A robot on another planet.

Why did the robot do this?

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Because it wants oil

Why can't my interstellar ship's armor not deflect the missile, killing my crew? (Yeah I'm sour about that :()

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20 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said:

Why can't my interstellar ship's armor not deflect the missile, killing my crew? (Yeah I'm sour about that :()

Because two hats don't fit inside a rabbits earhole

question: Why am I typing: why am I typing: Why am I typing here?

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because here you can type thing

why don't you type thoose thing elsewhere ?

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Posted (edited)

On 4/13/2017 at 5:44 AM, MiffedStarfish said:

Because it was a bargain, And you couldn't resist it at that price.

Why are we nearing the shoe event horizon?

Eyy! Hhgttg? 

Because I don't have any other friends. 

What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

Edited by Benjamin Kerman

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Please, return here two million years later.

Where the sailor with flags has gone?

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flags allergic reaction engaged ... you get me posting a few word updside down top of your head or mine

if your not a sismologist and go to visit a volcano are you going to check the sismologist survey before climbing the volcano, or you just go there thinking well if it splode it just splode ?

 

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Pizza.

If you do the things to the stuff, what will happen at that other time?

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Stuff will happen to stuff.

Why does pollen cause allergies

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Only for grammar police, 'cuz they say "is polled", not "pollen".

How could I think this jibberish out? I'm even not a native speaker.

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