mincespy Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 ERROR 404: INTELLIGENCE NOT FOUNDERROR 404: INTELLIGENCE NOT FOUNDMaybe, just no, don\'t put a car into an elevator and stand an elephant against the giant peanut. Good things have are to happen if you stand inside of a building and there is not a table made of bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 ERROR 404:INTELLIGENCE NOT FOUNDERROR 404:??????????? ?? ??? ?????? ???ERROR 404:La inteligencia no se encuentraERROR 404:????????? ?? ??????ERROR 404:Inteligencia nebol nájdenýERROR 404:ME GUSTAERROR 404:Intelligentie niet gevonden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I dare you to type the word \'Candle\' and then \'Jack\' in the same word. Go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Seriously? All of those candlejack jokes are fa-ERROR 404:MINCESPY NOT FOUND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Heh. Enjoy yer trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 ERROR: Candlejack.EXE has stopped workingWhat you can try:-Reload the page-Try deleting \'Mincespy.exe\'ERROR:-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid value-Candlejack.exe not found: invalid valueERROR 404: CANDLEJACK.exe NOT FOUND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoxtane Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 BRAIN.exe has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. Press any key to continue.. . .ERROR: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddess Bhavani Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Incoming pillows, evasive action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 SERIOUS PROBLEM DETECTED. ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN:10%21%28%43%ERROR: UNABLE TO GIVE A DAMN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Brain.exe is not responding. Press any key to terminate the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 From O-F:Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled User ------- REPLY:Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 ERROR: The Network path cannot be found. Press any key to terminate windows.ERROR: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.ERROR 404: BRAIN.EXE NOT FOUNDERROR: MeGusta .exe has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. Press any key to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 From O-F:Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled User ------- REPLY:Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)That\'s actually really clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 'Cannot divide by zero. You know not what forces you invoke, mortal.' (Via Cracked.com)LIFE.EXE IS NOT RESPONDINGIf you close the program, you might lose some information.>Close the program>Wait for the program to respond>Fuck this shit, I\'m immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoxtane Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 WARNING: Goats V0.1 likes to nibble your clothes and butt. Please read changelog and EULA before installing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 ERROR: Not enough hard drive, Delte windowsOptions YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Your body detected a brain problem.Back up your memories immediately to prevent memory loss, then contact a doctor to determine if you need to repair or replace the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 WARNING; Fatal error detected in Brain.exe. Shutting down program and de-installing for safety reasons... please wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 A fatal Exception has occured. The current dimension will be terminated.*Press any key to terminate dimension*Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart the current universe. You will lose any unsaved progress in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bandit4910 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 FATAL ERROR;Life.exe has been deleted.Brain.exe has exploded.Universe.exe has been altered by brain.exe.KSP.exe has bee altered by Universe.exe.Universe.exe has been deleted by KSP.exe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDwarfIV Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 //CAUTIONGraphics error-MESSAGE FROM OPERATING SYSTEM-You are now blind.RESTART SYSTEM OR CONTACT SUPPORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flixxbeatz Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 WARNING: Opening Ecstasy.exe while Ketamine.exe is running might cause damage to your brain. Continue?>Yes>No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherDalfite Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 WARNING: Opening Ecstasy.exe while Ketamine.exe is running might cause damage to your brain. Continue?>Yes>No>PossiblyWARNING: THE BIRTHDAY CAKE IS SCREAMING FROM BEING CUT. A HAMBURGER IS ALSO TEMPTING YOUR FRIEND WITH SWEETS. CONTINUE BIRTHDAY PARTY? >YES >NOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semininja Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 WARNING: THE BIRTHDAY CAKE IS SCREAMING FROM BEING CUT.Sounds like someone\'s been watching asdf movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherDalfite Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Sounds like someone\'s been watching asdf movie...Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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