Survive That Attack!

[Souper]

This is a game i took from the Roblox forums for all kerbal space programmers to enjoy.

Here's the rules:

1. Somebody says an attack, while countering the above user's attack.

2. Don't be a jerk and try to constantly deflect attacks / give an un-detailed description of the attack / simply say "no" instead of actually deflecting it.

2.5: DO NOT SIMPLY SAY NO.

3. An example.

User: Throw a chainsaw at you.

User 2: Use Captain America's Shield and deflect it to the next poster.

User 3: Use my pappy's diamond chainsaw to cut through those chainsaws. Also use it try and slaughter the next guy.

4. You may die, so long as there is attack in death. / it is ridiculously funny.

Ok. You know how it works. I'l get things started.

I use a Sepratron Launcher on the next poster.

Edited September 14, 2014 by Souper

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I block it with Jeb's helmet, and then throw it (the helmet) at the next poster.

[problemecium]

Kerbal_EVA.Helmet collided into parameciumkid.

Jebediah Kerman was killed.

I launch a solid rocket booster at the next person.

[Souper]

I use Hyperedit to teleport it to orbit of Duna.

I then use Hyperedit once more to crash Gilly into the next poster.

[rasheed]

I then deflect it using my mind (hyperedit) into the next poster.

[EuSouONumero345]

I delete some models of the game and Gilly is gone.

I throw a magnetic grenade on the next poster.

[GDJ]

I hit it with a stick of month old french bread (really REALLY hard bread), which does a perfect parabolic lob to the next poster......

[Souper]

Have you seen my avatar? i'm Kerbin, i win.

I ditch my gravity and next poster gets flung into space.

[EuSouONumero345]

Then the kerbal engineers build a rocket to rescue me.

I build a thing that can destroy planets(like this:

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And destroy the planet the next poster is right now(of course I use a rocket to get to another solar system, with this:http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/43839-0-23-KSP-Interstellar-%28Thermal-Helper-Solar-Sail-Impactors-Fusion%29-Version-0-10)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Lag denied, I'm the FRIKIN' KRAKEN, I'm the holy spirit of universal lag!

I tear the poster under me with kraken witchcraft.

[TheDataMiner]

I use the Krakensbane devise to deflect it onto the next poster

[Souper]

LOLFAIL. Still Kerbin. Only the Hell Kraken may set foot on me, wich you apear to be a Gyro kraken.

I then crush the next poster.

[Starwhip]

Infinite world, suckers!

I send creepers galore to the next poster.

[ProjectXMark1]

Ha ha! Wet gunpowder doesn't explode!

I LOX the next poster.

[dnulho]

I use a flamethrower to melt the LOX, incinerating the next poster.

[Starwhip]

You can't burn everything...

I use a redstone piston trap and the next poster falls in.

[PlonioFludrasco]

Cheats are allowed: I enable fly and I avoid to fall into the void.

Then I use NEI to take a diamond sword and hit the next poster

[FlamingPotatoes]

I use a rocket to dodge your attack, then nuke the next poster from orbit.

got you there.

[ProjectXMark1]

You can't nuke what's not there.

Fly me to the Mars....

*Throws a fastball Phobos at the next poster*

[Starwhip]

You missed, and it gravity slingshots to the next poster.

[dnulho]

Minmus gets in the way and Phobos collides with it, creating a huge cloud of debris.

I blame the next poster for the mess and sue them for causing a safety hazard to orbiting kerbals.

[GDJ]

Not responsible for other peoples natural catastrophes. Sorry!

Lets see........Popped a old LV motor on a rusting fuel tank, glued a nose cone and some fins on it, lit it off, and it does a ballistic trajectory into the next poster.

Edited February 4, 2014 by GDJ

[Souper]

Blocked by Vault 101's blast door.

I also use the Gravity Manipulotron 3000 to hurl it (the blast door) into the next poster.

[problemecium]

I now possess a blast door that will protect me from anything. Including the blast door you just threw at me. What? That violates causality? QUANTUM MECHANICS SAYS SHUT UP.

In other news, I fire a wave that is secretly a particle that is secretly a wave disguised as a particle at the next person.

[Starwhip]

Well, seeing as a flashlight won't kill me, nothing happens.

I fling rocks at the next poster.