Mr. Me Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Time is relative, so if you don't have enough time to order than you will be escorted out of this establishment. Waiter, there are some Pre .18 FL-T tanks in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You need to update. Waiter, there is a video game forum in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 ...and it is properly served in the shell of an Atari 2600. What's the issue? Waiter, I seem to be missing my spoon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Have a fork Waiter, there is a book full of assorted concept art in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Ooh, is that the lost river? Waiter, there is a dragon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 It's a dragonfly soup. You should look better, there would be also a fly. Waiter! What is it in the soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Your soup's time zone makes it so it's currently 7:47 Waiter, there's a Zeppelin in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 It's a Led soup. Waiter! Why the soup is pink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Because you are color blind. Waiter, there is a forum user celebrating five years of playing KSP in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Hmm, usually the cooks keep cannibal soup ingredients dead... Waiter! The Normandy Landings are happening in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 ...*Gunshot* oh dear, I seem to have lost my head waiter! the great and powerful leader of glopdose, dominator of the east arm of the milky way, destroyer of the zebras, leader of the first army of glopdose, is in my soup! and he seems to be swimming laps, oh by the way, he's half walrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) This is a primordial soup from the early Earth ocean. The leader/destroyer/dominator/etc is the biggest bacteria boiled in the kettle. (And yes, genetically it's half ancestor of walrus.) Waiter! Why there is a lobster in my trilobite soup? Edited February 20, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 It was too hot and you let it sit for 500 million years to cool down. Water! My soup is dry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Sorry; someone dropped a sponge in there. However, due to our no refund policy, that'll be 15 bucks. Waiter! Where's my soup?! I've been here an hour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Time is relative. To us, you only ordered five minutes ago. Waiter, there is a steel beam in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Don;t worry, sir. Titanic is very enduring ship. Waiter! The soup listens to us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Well we're sorry, but apparently some scientist has been experimenting with it. I'll take that... Waiter! I've finished my soup; can I have another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Why yes you can. Waiter, can you please not redistribute my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 You sold the rights to the soup last week. To us. Waiter, my soup is full of copyright infringement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Me Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Thanks for ordering the NKS special Waiter, there is originality in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 We know, it's a new recipe. Waiter, there is a nuclear reactor in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Because we take the water from that lake near the old waste storage. It's already hot and tasty, Jack, give him the fried three-eyed bull...frog instead. Waiter! It's OK with this soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Wait a minute this isn't right... OMG! Kerbiloid! This soup is a Bomb! Waiter! there J.C. Denton swiming in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 You are mistaken, sir. That's D. B. Cooper. Waiter! Why is the soup so slow in arriving at my table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Because there were leaves on the line. Waiter! There seems to be a ship in my soup...and it's gone...and it's back..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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