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Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

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sorry sir, you can always clean it yourself

waiter! there's a soup in my chuck Norris!

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...and he's quite full now. YOU argue with him about who picks up the check!

 

Waiter! Chuck Norris wants a glass of milk!

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*Pause* Who's that guy? I hope that he takes a bath.  Waiter theirs a Alpha Orionis in my soup!

 

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It's burning your soup.

Waiter. GET THIS NOODLE OUT OF MAH THOOP!

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I'm afraid we do not allow thoop here. Prepare for an imminent execution.

Waiter, why is there a piece of paper with the word "tautology" written on it in my soup?

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It's a fortune soup. Pay for the food and get a paper rubbish with a rambling word trash inside.

Waiter! Tell your wish in a make-your-wish thread.

Edited by kerbiloid

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if it has nothing to do with your soup sir I must get back to work

waiter! there's a soup in my bowl! what is this witchcraft?

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You didn't specify WHICH type of soup you wanted....so it changes its flavor every 8 seconds.

 

Waiter! There is far too much RF energy in my soup!

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Sir, we don't microwave our soups. 

 

Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup.

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Sorry sir, but you drilled a hole through your bowl. The soup is simply on the floor; we will bill you for cleanup.

 

Waiter! This soup is bland!

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...Those are fuel cells.

Waiter, there's a Steam Summer Sale in my soup.

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Exactly.
It's summer.
We cook the soup under a broken steam pipe to save gas and water.
(Happily we have someone's boiler house behind the kitchen wall).
And we sell this to you, so it's a kind of sale.

Waiter! Is it so-up or so-down?

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It's so-ideways!

 

 

 

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Waiter, there's a horribly edited photo in my soup!

Edited by DeltaDizzy

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Deal with it! BOI

WaItEr thErE ArE MeMES iN My SoUp

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waiter there's a thread hopper in my soup

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Bhop over it!

Waiter there is an opponent in my soup!

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waiter thers a deltadizzy in my soup

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I am not a waiter, sir.

Waiter there is a waiter in my soup!

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you have now taken over my notifications

i give up.

theres sadness in my soup

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Oh sorry, that is mine!

Waiter, there is a victory in my soup!

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On July 17, 2017 at 11:21 PM, Dark Junior said:

I'm afraid we do not allow thoop here. Prepare for an imminent execution.

Waiter, why is there a piece of paper with the word "tautology" written on it in my soup?

-calls Danny-

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Because there are too many parts in your soup.

Waiter! There are too many parts in my soup!

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