RAINCRAFTER Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 There are 20 stars in the entire universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 NASA has a lot of money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Apollo mission used Ion propulsion and kept it as secret ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Minmus is real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 None of these facts are true. We can never prove that they are. (Wrap your mind around that one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The water in your pineal gland flips in and out of the 4th dimension and creates reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Elephants fly by flapping their ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropapi1 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Did you know that Apollo 13 actually landed on the moon? They went to the south pole, where there's a huge alien base.*adjusts tinfoil hat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Airplanes fly when thousands of fruit flies get under it and lift it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Actually I lied, elephants fly using the same method as airplanes. They flap their ears only to adjust course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted February 3, 2015 Author Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) The Untrue Fact Telling Machine crashed on me. I didn't know what caused it until I looked inside the machine at the printed log.GENERATING NEW FACTTHE SUN'S SPOTS ARE CAUSED BY GOD SPRINKLING JELLY ONTO HIS SPACE FORKDISPENSING NEW FACTGENERATING NEW FACTTHERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MATOR AND MATER.DISPENSING NEW FACTGENERATING NEW FACTTHIS IS AN UNTRUE FACT.ERRORDIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR.COMMENCE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE CANCELED.//I cut off the destruct sequence so I wouldn't ruin my living room.GENERATING NEW FACTTHIS IS AN UNTRUE FACT.DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR.GENERATING NEW FACTTHIS IS AN UNTRUE FACT.DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR.LOGICAL LOOP DETECTED.DEFINITELY NOT CRASHING OR ANYTHING.JBGFEwabiAUbVGHBjehbfdsnkshnfejjNHJBHBDHWBADHJBjnjnjdhjngrjhNNNNN.Upon reactivating the machine, it simply screamed "MURDER" in binary over and over again. (Well, that's what the Untrue Fact Telling Machine said that it said.) Edited February 3, 2015 by GregroxMun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Did you know that rainbows are actually physical objects? It is made from mutilated and ground up bodies of small horse children that can't fly!Untrue Fact Telling Machine 2.5 now with fandom references! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 did you know that unicorns are real?Brought to you by Untrue Fact Telling Machine 3.0. now with BACON dispenser!Untrue fact telling machine 3.0 is not compatible with previous versions. please ask your local UFTM dealer for details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Turtles have a spiral shaped shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Did you know that Prince Charles DOES in fact own every whale in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolanvorxariat Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Untrue fact/equation machine 9.99999.0:Did you know that cheese+a cow+milky way+3(fat/kerbal)=2.718281828+Canadian bacon=a flying pig(Spongebob-spacetimee x balloons) x 5=2Okay, that's enough internet for one day. -Untrue fact/equation machine 9.99999.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidryder Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Elon Musk has secreted 10 Golden Tickets in a brand of candy bars. Each bearer of those tickets gets a free all expense paid tour of SpaceX's ultra-secret hidden location extraterrestrial rocket factory, where there be Dragons! What's the candy bar? Mars bar. Brought to you by the Untrue Fact Machine V3.14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Here's a genuine photograph of a giraffe in the wilderness: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 Kerbin is exactly identical in volume to the third moon of the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 yahoo and bing use the same meta search img algorythm ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Did you know that cows are capable of sustainable flight if kicked hard enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 SYSTEM REBOOT. UFTM LOADING.20%... 78%... 100% loaded.Time of power failure: 21-2-2015Current time: 16-3-2015Loading... Loading...Did you know that forgotten threads will never be revived?Untrue Fact Telling Machine does not protect from the elderly, children, and drunken politicians. Do not attempt to use the Untrue Fact Telling Machine as a weapon, shield, or car battery. Thank you for your services and gulibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 CHECKING FOR PATCHES...PATCH FOUND: v.1.0.8.9PATCHING... 50%... 75%... PATCHING COMPLETE.did you know that machines are going to take over the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 INITIALL STARTUP50%--100%did you that hippos can drive planes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 No way!Did you know that the internet is controlled by nuns that make sure that users never get false information and that everything is holy and true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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