MrPwner Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted. He was poisoned.I wish for a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cby Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, it has 0.003 more bytes of ramI wish to be an AI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrificToby Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 granted but you are the AI of this thing. I wish to be an immortal god, the god of the kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, you are now an explosionI wish for a Snow-Capped Limited Edition Toblerone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satcharna Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but the snow is real.I wish to be able to end sentences with prepositions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Granted, but it is square shaped.I wish that everything was perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, everything is now TobleronesI wish I was a moderator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. But you now have to deal with people. And not the good kind.I wish math was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. But now you must express everything in terms of Pi, and cannot explain anything any other way. I wish people would behave so that moderator powers weren't needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but the moderators then gain control of the feeble minds of this form, because now with everyone behaving nobody can resist or question in any way what the moderators do or want.I wish that I was a mysterious masked superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekris28 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but since you are masked and mysterious, the police mistaken you for a robber and slowly beat you with clubs.I wish for my headache to go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. But so does your inspiration to do anything. I wish I had a working transporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I wish I had several tons of Thermite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but you forgot that you accidentally lit a fuse leading to it and that it just "MITE" blow up.I wish that bad puns were the funniest things ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but you forgot that you accidentally lit a fuse leading to it and that it just "MITE" blow up.I wish that bad puns were the funniest things ever.Granted. Now all of Comedy Central is now puns.I wish I had a corn-dog making machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, but it makes corn made from dogs or dogs made from corn.I wish that orange was the best color ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcoole Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted. Then you see it all ready was and that you wasted a wish.I wish FTL travel was possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Granted, Faster Than a speed that is around 0.000000000001 mph but is generally Lower is easily available to everyone.I wish that I had a underwater fortress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, Faster Than a speed that is around 0.000000000001 mph but is generally Lower is easily available to everyone.I wish that I had a underwater fortress.Granted, it's in the Bremuda Triangle, therefore unaccessable.I wish I had the avatar I want, and that Original wasn't using it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but the avatar that you now want is a picture that says: "KSP IS THE WORST GAME EVER AND ITS FORUM MEMBERS ARE STOOPID".I wish that William Shakespeare had a strange habit of shaking spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, but the avatar that you now want is a picture that says: "KSP IS THE WORST GAME EVER AND ITS FORUM MEMBERS ARE STOOPID".I wish that William Shakespeare had a strange habit of shaking spears.Granted, William Shakespeare is now Shakespearicles, the strongest writer who ever lived. I wish that I had a more feminine voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Granted, but its of a 90 year old.I wish that I had the ring from LOTR. Edited May 1, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, you see what happened to Frodo by the end of the films? To Bilbo? To Gollum? Have fun.I wish for an army of rabbits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cby Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, the army of rabbits attack you instead of your enemies.I wish I had a robot to do my evil bidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Muttonstache Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Granted, the army of rabbits attack you instead of your enemies.I wish I had a robot to do my evil bidding.Granted, it becomes self aware and murders you.I wish M&Ms didnt make me sick after I eat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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