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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Lovecraftian Dagon gets you, now you are a fish.

I have no wish — to avoid the fish.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Not granted. You get a prehistoric aquatic reptile instead, while swimming.

I wish for an eye bulb.

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Granted. You now have eye bulbs instead of eyes

Edited by Kosmonaut

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nothing granted...

i wish for showers to not exist 

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granted, showers don't exist, then an alien attack force kills us all

I wish that I could smite my enemies

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Granted. You wake up in Warhammer 40K.

I wish there were not so many deities in TES setting. Quality > Quantity.

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Granted. You become one.

 

I wish for a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard.

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Granted.
You have a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard, .45 Colt with 3 rounds left, and 120 km through the jungle to the rescue helicopter chopper Oops! Sorry... LZ. Three jeeps with guys from the nearest farm are searching you to welcome.

I wish they don't have dogs.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted. They have tigers. 

I wish NASA would build a new spaceplane.

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Granted, but they only made one prototype and it crashed on the first test flight

I wish I had a new powerful computer (this is a similar wish two posts above me but my computer sucks sooo much)

Edited by LazySoUseHyperedit

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Granted, your new computer is overclocked, aircooled, and set up in the middle of Arizona with no air conditioning.

I wish I had a million bucks.

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Granted, but it's a million bucks in dish detergent coupons.

I wish for the ability to visualize in four dimensions, and the ability to show it telepathically to other people at will.

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Granted.
Now everybody knows what you did last summer and what's in your pockets.

5 hours ago, Samniss Arandeen said:

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, too.
I wish you can find enough food in tundra to feed them.

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