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  1. 5000: Jebediah, Bill, and Bob Kerman sent on a warp drive spacecraft, LukVII, to the home of homo-sapiens called "E-arth". Kerbol found to be orbiting the "Sun".

    5001: Poltical relations between "Humans" and Kerbals started. Ambassador of Kerbin is Kirrim Kerman.

    5002: Evil, stupid race of ailens named "Orcs" found around Proxima Centauri.

    5003: War breaks out on Earth. Kerbals stop the riots.

    5004: Rapture occurs on Earth. Anti-Christ takes over. Relations with Kerbin are nearly severed.

    6004: After a boring, short thousand years, Jesus reigns on Earth.

    6005: Earth destroyed, Believers in Christ taken to heaven, while non-believers burn in the "pit of fire". Universe left for kerbals to reign.

  2. 4750: year counter restarted, and hooked up to a nuclear generator.

    Kebuary 14, 4751: As a feeling of love from Kalentines Day, first female kerbal in space in Soy-Juice 56.

  3. Kpril 27, 4745: Dudrey Kerman is the first kerbal to set foot on the Mün in 40 years, using the new, Kerbolev SK and SOK, designed from the Soy-Juice. Dudrey and Kulher reenter safely and are rescued off the coast of the KSC.

  4. I hadn't considered it honestly. Aren't those for grid fins or something like that? I think others mentioned it a few pages back.

    Yes, dey are. So how are you planning on redesigning the original onion/new shallot? Besides the obvious need for a new hatch.

    Phonetically, at least, it's identical to "leek," which is indeed a species of onion (or at least closely related), so that might fit.

    I actually typed in leek, and it came up with this: ÃœøрÑÂýøý. Nothing alike.

  5. Kune 16, 4743: Lima unmanned spacecraft collides with Kirs module on KSS. One of 3 Soy-Juice/Lima ports down for 6 months.

    Karch, 4744: Zond becomes the first munar circumnavigation in more than 30 years.

    Kuly 7, 4744: Soy-Juice 11 reenters after visiting the Soylut station, and rapidly decompresses, killing the 3 crewmembers, Jack, Jonhat, and Billy Kerman. Soy-Juice completely redesigned. Soy-Juice 7K-T released 3 months later. Carries only 2 in full IVA suits.

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    4742.1: The Lima crashes into the Kubble Space Telescope in an unprecedented accident, injuring several Kerbals and forcing Sandra Kerman to EVA to the KSS for rescue. There, she encounters an unoccupied Kraken 2 and dreads the prospect of having to remember all the complicated re-entry procedures required by the original Kraken. Fortunately for her, the Kraken 2 includes a shiny "Land Safely" button, and when she presses it the ship returns safely to Kerbin's surface, rescuing all the other astronauts on the way just because it can. After all, it's a friggin' Kesla in space.

    Parakid, the Lima is fully unmanned and can't take kerbals. I suggest you change it to the Soy-Juice.

  6. 4740: Soy-Juice spacecraft and launch stage designed and launched. A total success. Soy-Juice is now the workhorse of the KSP constantly flying kerbals up to the Soylut station.

    4741: Lima designed from Soy-Juice as an unmanned supply ship.

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