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On a Jool mission, I was supposed to first got to Tylo and detach the Tylo lander, then go to Vall, but I went to Vall first and accidentally detached the top probe part of the Tylo Lander, thinking it was the Vall lander, before I found my reference sheet and realized I screwed up, and I had already quicksaved. I will not land on Tylo today.

Val enjoying her new jet tumbling out of control.

*☭KKKP Samski's Private Blog entry 8 Well, we're krakened. That's how I assessed the situation. A X-15 solar flare is hitting us in a few hours. Mission Control is unable to contact us. Our attitude thrusters are out, and main fuel is at 5% now, from the Vernor thrusters. Well, krak. Rofrey is still trying get a comm link with Mission Control Nova City, and swearing like a Konastrian. If I told him that he had anything in common with a Konastrian, he would murder me, but this is secret. Maybe I'll publish it someday. In the EGU, yeah, the Ekranian government is nicer. But that's under the condition that we even survive this. So, hi future space colonist or someting that has somehow obtained this little USB. I'm trying to contact Shervey, but the comms link is kraked up. The Tsiolkerbsky will flyby us in 3 hours, but will be moving 102 m/s relatvie to us, and we don't have any way of slowing down. The fuel will get us to 60m/s, but we don't have the fuel for pointing us even in the right direction. Oh, wait, YES! YES! The link is up again! Thank SQUAD! Shervey: -ES! Samski, do you read me? Ikeeya Korabyl: Copy. We're krakened. have any ideas? Shervey: Don't say that. Look, I devised a crazy plan from the numbers you gave us. It might work. IK: In the name of Val, I bet 50% it won't work. Shervey: True. Better than 0% chance of seeing a kerbal other than "Roaring" for the rest of your short lives. Look, Your lander doesn't have enough shielding from solar flares. The problem wasn't foreseen. You will have to rendezvous and get aboard the Tsiolkerbsky, fast. IK: Roaring?" Shervey: Rofrey. IK: LOL. What's the plan, Ainsteen? Shervey: Look, it's ridiculously risky and absurd, but it might just work. Airlock depressurization. IK:Sorry, what?Shervey: it's like Kerushian Roulette. You put in a bullet, load the cylinder, put it to your head, and BAM. Life or death. IK: I don't get it. Shervey: Put on your spacesuits, pressurize the docking port airlock to 1.5 Kerbin Atmospheres, and pull an Dr. Kermann. Hope you don't die. IK: Basically, Explosive depressurization. that immediately kills. Shervey: There's more happiness and sunshine. You will need to reinforce the docking port. Take your samples and kPad, and as the depressurization is happening, you have to jump out, Rofrey too, and catch onto our tethers. Corsey is on a EVA retracting the solar panels, and He is using some struts to create a tether. IK: WTK. Shervey: ETA 1 hour to closest approach. Pack your bags. You believe in SQUAD? IK: Yes, U... Shervey: Pray to Harv. Now. IK: Wut. Shervey: Oh, and by the way, when you get back, you get a free hug for being a badass. IK: That's what she said. Shervey: Really... Great. I get to be like Karlon Gagaris. The only one who needed to used air to deorbit. Except he broke one of his arms and damaged permanent head damage, along with an 40% chance of dying. I have 50. Time to hear Rofrey rant about the precariousity of the situation. Then, time to save all my photos and video game progress to IKloud. So my cousins can continue my legacy in Squad of Legends. Oh wait. No wifi. Only Tsiolkerbsky. Kraken. -END OF LOG- "So, Samski, we're doomed, right?" "By Logic, yes. By Shervey's insanity, no." "What is zis "Insane plan?" "She calls it "Kerushian Roulette", as the chances of dying from it is the same chance from dying from attempting Kerushian Roulette. We need to reinforce the airlock." "Vat?" "Basically, we're reinforcing the airlock. That will buy us time to escape by jumping out of the Korabyl while it is matching relative velocities, by a rapid planned depressurization. Corsey will catch us with tethers. We need to get in before the Flare hits, which is roughly about five minutes apart. "Vat?" "Reinforce the craft like the Chunk, Jump out of the craft like Green Spider, target the DOK like Falkoneye, fly to the Tsiolkerbsky DOK like Steel Kerman, grab hold with the force of Ssor, and all as patriotic as brave as Kaptain Kommunism." "Basically- the Superhero Alliance." "Hey, isn't Time of Supertron coming out?" "Friggin satcom is down, no way they can transmit to us." "Krak. So, are you joking?" "Take Shervey's word for it, no." "I still don't get it." -INCOMING TRANSMISSION- "This is Samski Keryi, over. Shervey, now what?" "Another situation. No time for caution. We have detected a large debris field in an inclined orbit around Ike, near the last known location of the UCKK Ike Lander. We need to rendezvous and escape Ike, quickly. Orbital debris hitting in an hour. Load your EVA suits with all the propellant you've got." "Krap." "Rofrey, do you read?" Rofrey rotated his seat and said "Copy!" "I need you to go on EVA. Samski should reinforce the hatch. If Samski's explaining skills were terrible, then I'll sum it up." "Oh, Shervey, shut up." "I'll just say what you need to do. You have to reinforce the docking port airlock, and then fill both of your EVA suits with propelldrazine. Decompress the capsule and enter your spacesuit. When you see the DOK, jump, and use your EVA suit to match velocities. Grab hold to a tether, and Corsey will pull you in." "I see why Samski calls you crazy." "Call me that, maybe. Anyways, ETA 30 minutes to closest approach. Suit up. Hope it works, Vice-Premier. 50% chance of success." Samski shouted, "Allow me to interrupt. There is a 50% chance of failure." "Don't see the glass as half empty." "The physicist says "Duck"." "You read too much XKCD." "Wastin' oxygen!"Rofrey silently suited up, as Samski watched the flickering screen display. "20 Minutes! 12 km out from the DOK. We'll be coming in fast, aren't we?" "No other option, it seems. Samski, Done reinforcing the airlock?" "Yes. I'm writing the depresurrization program for the autopilot, which fortunately, I not trying to murder us." "Physics is." "I'm trying to focus. Play some nice music." "Katyusha it is.Suiting up." Samski Was still staring at the screen, while preparing his EVA suit. Rofrey was going out the airlock. Samski gave a thumbs up for GO, and Rofrey exited the side airlock, holding onto the short ladder. "Rofrey, this is Samski. ETA 13 minutes, 5 Km out. See the Tsiolkerbsky yet?" "I can see it as little dot. My wrist computer display is showing me that we are going 83 m/s relative to the DOV." "I'm inished with the program. Today, if we die, we die with one leg and crappy lungs. Going on EVA in 5 minutes. Make some room." "Copy." *☭ Shervey looked outside the starboard window of the DOV habitat. Corsey had finished setting up the tethers. This manuever was risky. Very Risky. The space program's fate could depend on the success of this manuever. She looked at her computer, and saw that there were 6 minutes left. Corsey gave her the thumbs up. He used his thruster suit to manuever to near the airlock of the DOV. He could see the Ikeeya Korabyl as a little dot on his radar screen. His heartrate was higher than it had been during the launch. Rofrey backed down on the ladder, as Sam came out of the airlock. He sent some final testament emails to Sherrvey to show his parents in the 1/2 chance situation where he dies. The DOV was getting larger. He looked at the timer on is wrist display, and the airlock would explode in 4 minutes. 3 km out from the DOV. 2km. 1. 2 minutes. the shape of the DOV was getting larger and larger. Detonaton in 30 seconds. Shervey stared at the computer display, sweating a river. Corsey held tight onto the main tether. Rofrey held on to Samski's leg in fear. Samski's eyes glinted with terror. 20 seconds. 500 meters out. 10 seconds. 200 meters out. 3. 120 meters. 2. 50 meters. 1. AIRLOCK COMPRESSURIZATION AUTO-OVERRIDE. SHUTDOWN LS. AIRLOCK OPEN.

My mission progress is way in front of the story. Wow. This needs an update. expect update today.

What do i do if I just want the Jool rings? delete everything else?

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Jeb is going to have his honeymoon with Val on Eve. Good Job.

I love it.

Changed the ending in Chapter 3 part 3: T-60 seconds to fit the timeline of events. Sorry for constant storyline changes. Don't expect many of these in the future. and if any of you viewers have suggestions on how you would like the story, let me know.

You sir are a genius and deserve a patent for that idea.

i was just going to do something similar. Good Job with the crafts.

Is KIS memory intensive? How many parts are there?

My private school next year has an ISS/Space Program elective where we build an experiment that is launched to the ISS. I thought it was the awesome-set elective ever. Then, i saw this thread and started crying.

*starts crying why, why! thatwas so beautiful. bigcalm +rep

Oh, yes! Kerbal table of elements! Out of order! Propellium, Oxium, Peelium, Titragen, Toriold, Silivar, Kopper, Tien, Goliathium, Batterium, Limannium, Xenon, Greon, Potatassium, Smellfur, Notobtainablium, Nonononobtainablium, Nonabtainablium, Plocknium, Blutonium, Urlumium, Neidonium, Keomaneteonium, Newkonium, Einsteenium, Karbon, Sillycon, Callisium, and others. try to match them with their real life counterparts. Trust me, Xenon was just a coincidence.

Umm... Brotoro, I need some help. I had the same problem as you. You see, while I was Doing a mission, that is made into a mission report, about kerbals on Duna, I ejected one of my Kerbals, Fabien, out from a *CLASSIFIED* Spacecraft when it was about to crash. The spacecraft ejected out two Fabiens. How do you deal with the Clone? I don't even know which one is the original! Oh, and I have an idea, but i'm afraid of copying...

I have just figured out that the Lords of Mars is and actual book, and I do not like what it looks like on Google images. sorry for the title Changes all the time. But still, the Story will be similar to the Sands of Mars, and the title is misleading. There will be NOTHING of the "The Lords of Mars"-type sort. Thanks, Brotoro, for featuring the book in your story, so I know what it's actually about. Damn you, myself! Why, why did you accidentially choose such a misleading title! Why!

"We are 8 minutes to orbital insertion Fabien, stop yelling." "GAHHHHH, WHY IS THERE STATIC! THE TV WAS WORKING FINE A FEW MINUTES AGO! I NEED TO WATCH THE TOP WHEEL MARATHON! WHYYYYYY!" "Gosh, maybe its just a connection error. It's not the end of the world if you don't watch Top Wheel, Fabien." "Says the Interstellar Quest fanboy." "Shut up- OH BLOODY KRAKEN I CAN'T GET THE NEW EPISODE OF IQ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD-" "See! You're such a hypocrite. Let me try to reconnect... Not working. No internet. Maybe the Duna Comsat is down?" -INCOMING TRANSMISSION- "szzzz**-s--FABIEN! FA-***-EN-**************OBFEN! TURN B-***! Can y-*** hear me? Fa-***n, Tanmund, You are in extreme d-**ijs*jh*t*szzzzzzz-" "What? Talk slower. We are in extreme DAN's JAR? "I-re-re-re-re-re-peat, you are-are-are-are in extre-re-reme Da-**g*-! There is a s-***- aire- appro-***ing!" "Wha? We are in extreme Dad jerk? Share approving?" "Fabien!There is a solar flare approaCHING-*Load static*" "Fabien, that just burst my ears! What was that? A WHAT is approaching us? A shareholder?" "Oh, mother of Jeb, we're ****.Oh Krap. Oh Krap. Oh Krap." "It is never a good time for vulgar language." -APPROACHING IKE. PREPARING FOR AUTOMATIC DEORBIT BURN IN T-60, 59...- "Oh, no, no no no, OVERRIDE! OVERRIDE! OVERRIDE!"" -DENIED.- "OH, FOR THE LOVE OF HARV, OVERRIDE! OVERRIDE, SQUADAMMIT!" "Fabien, what's happening?" "We'll be stranded on Ike to die! OVERRIDE! PLEASE!" -T-20, 19, 18, engine calibration sequence start...- "Huh? How? WHO?" "There's only one way..." "No! NOT THE BIG RED BUTTON THAT SAYS "DO NOT PUSH!" ON IT! NO! JUST, NO!" -Lander engine activation in 6, 5, 4...- "PROGRADE THRUSTERS AT FULL! ALL WE'VE GOT! NOW!" -2, 1...- "ALLONSY!" -Service propulsion module stabilization critical. Engine automatic shutdown, fuel cells turning back on, stage separa...- "NOOO! THAT's EVEN WOR-" In space no one can hear you scream Good men at end know light is right life and all has been a dream. The darkest hour rises at night All else is at its end is can seem Rage, rage into the secrets of the flight Squadspeed, Kerbals. Bye. The Autopilot shut down, the solar panels retracted, the life support cut off, and the fuel cell on the transfer stage, spontaneously, combusted. The Flare hadn't hit, but something else had. Something grey and glowing green, and Faben could make out a black-tower-like object on it, which was the part that hit the service stage. The last transmission recorded in the blackbox was: KSC, we've had a problem. An anomaly has appeared."

That... That... That was amazing. Rep for you, mr. David Tennant profile picture. I am thinking of Apollo 1 right now...

New map is up! Editing the later posts, will edit the earlier posts soon... And by the way, Corsey snuck aboard some Vodkerb on the DOK command/return capsule, and Samski snuck a bottle on the Ikeeya Korabyl.

Sorry for the absence. Finals are killing me. Will continue writingthe long "Parts" in one/two weeks. In the mean time, I'll be uploading short stories that make up "Beware of the Flare", which is going to be chapter 3. It describes the UCKK Ike ventures, the return to Duna for the KKKP, and a new arrival. *☭KKKP Ikeeya Korabyl ascent vehicle, Ike orbit: "So... For our next trick... " "Damn, that was badassery. I underestimated you... commander." "Yeah, i did go a bit "Jerk" during the descent. Autopilot, what is the status of our trajectory?" "The engines overburnt. RCS fuel is at critical, 20%, propellium, oxium levels nominal, however, we do not have enough for rendezvous. We are going towards Duna." "Oh, nooooo...." "Rofrey! What do we do?! We don't have the fuel to brake!" "Autopilot, open the comns link." "Affirmative." "Corsey, this is Rofrey." "Hello, Rofrey. How'd the landing go?" "Weird Krap went on. Rather not talk about it. " "Oh, bloody Hadekes, all the Kapitolist Pigs are talking about it! The North Serachioans leaked the data, and LYNX, KW, and KBC all have coverage of it! The media is going insane, and the government officials are up the wall! What in the name of Squad happened down there!" "I'll talk about it later. Can you spare some dV?" "Da, komrade. 300 m/s of it." "Good. I need you to boost your orbit a few 100 kerlometers." "Da, K'. I'll wake up Shervey." "That was weird though... I still don't get what happened. I'm thirsty. Give me some of that Vodkerb." "No drunk driving, or, well, piloting a rocket, Samski!" "Koffee?" "No! That's for Kapitolists!" "Fine then. I need to go watch some TV. You can monitor the systems." Samski unbuckled his seatbelt and went to the backup third seat (After all, the mk2 lander can looks big enough for 4 kerbals) and booted up the Linuks computer. He browsed the internet for funny cat videos. Then he hacked into KBC. "Oooo, it's 5:15, time for Professor Why!" "More like Professor Sigh, Kapitolist propanganda..." "Will you stop?" "Nyet." "Oh, *!@#" "Oh, now what? Corsey, now what? I'm trying to watch the 50th anniversary of Professor Why here!" "This is not Corsey, this is Shervey. I guess in the intercom, all voices sound the same. You are in the extreme danger, you and Rofrey." "What? You swear? I thought you were a good girl!" "Oh, shut up Samski. You should be glad that someone on this mission cares if you live." "So... What's trending?" "There is a X-15 class solar flare coming towards us. It already hit mission control, and every satellite orbiting above Basia, Esico, Eastern Kolus, Kina, and Feranence, at least 100-km from the surface, was fried by the flare. The Ekranian Union has become even more unstable, and the Neo-Kaszis are gaining wide support. The UGU is on the brink of collapse, and also, Attack on Goliath fanboys are freaking out because the East Serachioan sats were wiped out too. The people are nicknaming it "The Flare of Disaster". And it will hit Duna in one day." \AWKWARD SILENCE/ "Hey, Samski, can I have some of that Vodkerb?"

Does the new Ranger work in 0.90? Do you want me to test it?

What crafts do you want? Is infinite fuel okay?

I write stories too, and trust me, you don't get views as fast as you think. I try to comment on everything I read though. i feel it is a bit too much like interstellar, but eh, it's my favorite movie anyways. And I am in the process of writing my own Interstellar parody, in a private file in Microsoft word. Not the one on the forums. Called INTEGRITY.

I selected Dres. When I hit submit, I got a "Error 502, bad getaway" screen. I then reloaded and chose Eeloo. The computer was fine. odd coincidence- or is it?