Colserra3

Resulted with mass-genocide on-par with WW2 Germany, the U.S.S.P., and 1940s Japan.

Not sure if I caused this game to stop or general boredom of it.... Either way I DON'T CARE!

Someone else would have. What if the internet made sense?

Having your avatar in your signature? That's breaking the rules!

No! It's comfy in here! Waiter, there's a spoiler in my soup!

Say bye bye to the hard-drive!

Making health recommendations without qualifications!? CHEATER!

Good luck surviving that Homer!

That's dihydrogen monoxide, not water! Don't drink it! Waiter, there's blood in my soup.

Granted, you're hijacked first day on the job. I wish for the voices to leave me alone.

Granted, you can only see in the 0th dimension. I wish for a cube.

He would still be the same. What if all rockets didn't look like penises?

Granted, once pressed it can't go back to normal. I wish for silence.

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix!

Granted, you can't afford to keep fuelling it. I wish I could create, and destroy energy!

Let me just increase the temperature. Waiter, there's some hope in humanity in my soup!

pros: Never be 'stuck in the mud'. cons: Muddy boots The ability to know every single language... ever.

Having a debate about trains in a thread about finding ways of calling people cheaters? Cheaters! (as in, both you (mythbusters844), and MGUARN, are cheaters)

You would be in one of the other states? What if KSP had towns and cities on Kerbin?

We will all witness the birth of the ultimate being! Waiter, there's an EMPIRE AT​ WAR in my soup.

You wish for something. I wish I could accurately predict how stocks will lose or gain value.

pros: Can call Stierscheisse on things other people say pretty much instantly. cons: "Ignorance is bliss." The ability to fix anything I want, instantly.

Death rates would lower by a whopping 85%! What if humans were invertebrates?