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YOU RELEASED IT! Thanks!

I would really like it if you posted the operating instructions, as well as some basic specifications (i.e. max altitude). Would you mind if I made bomber and science variants of this, and posted it on my "company" thread, if I gave you the credit for designing all the other parts of the plane?

My VTOL Rover: Capable of liftoff on Bop, Minmius, Pol, and Gilly.

Whatever you do, DO NOT land on the bluish, flat areas on Minmus that look like frozen-over lakes, because the ice is barely thick enough to support a Kerbal. Also, NEVER listen to anything Scott Manley or the KSP Wiki says. No good players use either of those sources for information.

Giant fireworks with the explosive part replaced with a seat and (sometimes) a parachute.

Granted. Your present orbital sander weighs 2591000000000000000 kilograms. It then decreases to the mass of Vesta, then crashes into Earth at 324 kilometers per second. Have a nice, explosive doomsday! I wish nothing happened at all for 1.2635235365462532453425427354 seconds.

If you get the Krag's Planet Factory mod, one of the bodies added is Thud. It has 3.14 gees of gravity at the surface, but no atmosphere. After "careful" thought, I hyperedited a small probe around it, I did a basic survey of the altitudes at the equator. The results: Lowest altitude: Around 5.5 km ASL Average altitude: 10-13 km ASL Highest altitude ASL: Around 23.5 km ASL The lowest altitude for a safe, nearly equatorial orbit would thus be around 25 km ASL. I hope you find this information helpful.

Cover a QBE in batteries, science instruments, antenna, cubic octagonal struts and the black rover wheels/pylons. Should survive for a while.

Physics has a HUGE influence on spacecraft in KSP. Try getting into orbit by going straight up, or pointing at the Mun and burning straight at it. Anyways, if you want it to be more realistic, get the Realism Overhaul set of mods.

False. The user below me likes Portal more than Half-Life.

I give the hitman more money to not kill me. The next user explodes.

KSP would be so much better if EA bought it. Destroying realistic physics and microtransactions are awesome!

Have a cake only a few millimeters thick. Detach everything else from cake a few seconds before impact. Drag will slow down cake, while the other stuff will destroy the target.

Crepes are the best. They are like really thin, foldable pancakes that you can put more stuff on!

The computer in question was the brain of an ant, so I instantly surrounded it, with no notice at all, because it was in my stomach. The next user gets stuck in Plants vs Zombies, with no plants, other weapons, or distractions. You also are on oxygen 24/7, and all the medical personnel are zombies.

I mix several hundred tons of compost in the dirt on the hill. A farmer decides to farm there. My farm.

2 of Zeke's Ciria V's could not put this in orbit.

Sorry if this is annoying, but I believe the schedule said that the episodes would be released every Monday. It is now Wednesday. What happened?

Oh well. It is for the greater good of the people who are still alive... still alive. Please do not kill me. Waiter, there is a cat in my soup.

10m on Jool

I am wearing a scaled-up Kerbal EVA suit, and land on my head. I turn the next poster into a Kerbal and give him to Danny.

Banned for not being banned.

of pie cheeses

Ethanol/KNO3 might work, but this is just a quick, educated guess. It also probably would be inefficient.

You could coat the balloon/blimp with Teflon, and the wind doesn't really matter, as it is constant, and your balloon/blimp will be going at almost the same speed.