Interplanet Janet

WARNING: RESTARTING THREAD...

Hehehe...I'm still writing Chapter II right now.

Hayene: Hey ATONE, any idea what that white dot in the distance is? ATONE: Hayene, it is the Science and Communications Module. Today we will be assembling the rest of the Station before we depart for Villia. Hayene: Okay...what are you doing to do it? ATONE: I'm currently orienting the Core to line up with the Science Module's docking port. Do not be surprised if you cannot get in immediately, especially with the monopropellant tank in the way. Hayene: Any crew? ATONE: No. They will not come yet. But among those may be a very special surprise. Hayene: What's the surprise? ATONE: For now it is Classified. But he is among the three other crewmembers that will be coming along. Theorie: Tell me right now, who is it? ATONE: It is Classified. Theorie: Alright... ATONE: So maybe you should wait for the Individual Pods to come. Theorie: Whatever, just tell me the freaking name, I swear to Kod! ATONE: This conversation serves no purpose anymore. Prepare for a little jolt. Theorie: Jolt? (The Sci-Comm Module docks to the Core.) Theorie: Ah... Hayene: It's about time, Teddy. Theorie: Don't call me Teddy. Hayene: Want a Teddy, Teddy? Theorie: Okay, we're acting like children. (After one hour...) ATONE: I have detected that the Individual Pods are currently coming toward us. I am aligning them so that they will dock along the side of the Core's Hub. Theorie: Any names, ATONE? ATONE: Do not pester me with commands. I personally would have rather it just been you two on this trip. It would have been amusing. But no. It had to be four more. Theorie: (sliding to the side of his seat) Give me names. ATONE: See for yourself. Hayene: Maybe he's right. Maybe there is a real surprise in store for us. Maybe...maybe...(gasps) maybe Jebediah Kerman! Theorie: Jebediah Kerman? Hayene: Yes, the legendary Jebediah Kerman! He's gone to every single planet and moon in this Solar System. He grazed the atmosphere of Jool, swung around Neidon, and even slipped through the rings of Duna! To have HIM on this mission to such a treacherous planet as Villia would be an honor! ATONE: There have been rumors of "Old Jeb" having discovered the Eleventh Planet, End, in the outer reaches of the System. I believe they are simply just rumors made by a Jeb worshipper, because it is still a complete theory at this moment. Hayene: Well, I wish there were an Eleventh Planet. Because for Jeb to go on a mission like this would be a waste if he discovered the Eleventh Planet. (adjusts her ponytail) ATONE: The cans are coming in. Prepare for Alice's docking. Hayene: Alice? Where's Jeb? ATONE: The names are classified. Hayene: Well, I better look! (opens the door to the Storage Container) (In comes a female Kerbonaut, through the docking ports. She climbs up through the port, grabbing on for when it spins.) Hayene: Hello? Kerbonaut: Hi. Um...what's your name? Hayene: Um...Hayene Kerman, at your service. What's yours? Kerbonaut: My name is Trixy (TRIH-ksie). I came here as an Engineer. Just like the other person aboard here...what's his name... Hayene: Teddy. Theorie: DON'T CALL ME TEDDY! Hayene: Sorry! Is, um...Jeb coming? Trixy: Jeb? Um...I have no idea who he is. Hayene: You don't? Seriously? Trixy: Heh...just kidding. He went everywhere! I remember him reading to me in bed about this one trip to Moho, with his colleagues Bill and Bob! That was a crazy mission. Hayene: Tell me more! Trixy: Nah, I'd rather not. ATONE: Welcome to the EVE I Space Station, Trixy Kerman. Prepare for a rotation. Trixy: I already am! (rushes to put her arms and legs on the walls of the ship) ATONE: I can tell when somebody is lying... Trixy: (mouthing to Hayene) That's a little bit creepy... Hayene: Yeah, sometimes it happens. ATONE: Betty and the rest have been decoupled from Alice. Betty will now be docking. Trixy: What the...who's Betty? Hayene: We just decided on some nicknames for the pods. On the port side is Alice, the bow's pod is Betty, the starboard is Carol, and the stern's is Diane. Trixy: Alice...Betty...Carol...Diane...will there be an Ellen? Hayene: There were only four pods in the stack. The fifth is for the rockets. Which should be coming soon, to be honest. Trixy: Okay, I think the Betty Kerbal is coming in... (Another female Kerbonaut comes in.) Kerbonaut: Good afternoon everyone, I am Lagerissa (LAH-gurh-EE-suh) Kerman, Vice President of DAS. Is this station headed for Villia? Trixy: Yep. It's in the name. Lagerissa: Well, I hope the onboard computer can change the destination... ATONE: Hello, DAS-VP Largerissa Kerman. Welcome to the EVE I Space Station. Lagerissa: Can this go to Dres? (raises hands in air) ATONE: No. (A couple of minutes of sheer silence, as the Station rotates.) ATONE: Carol is coming in. (A male Kerbonaut comes in.) Kerbonaut: Um...hi girls. (scratches forehead) Hayene: Hi. What's your name? Kerbonaut: Nelgel (NEHL-juhl). Call me Jelly if you want... Hayene: Hi Jelly. Nelgel: (punches Hayene) OH KOD, I'M SO SORRY! ATONE: Hello, Nelgel Kerman. Welcome aboard the EVE I Space Station. Nelgel: Thanks. I heard there were some pretty hot girls aboard... (Hayene, and Trixy give Nelgel a glare, while Lagerissa just hands him a business card.) ATONE: And now for Diana. Prepare for a rotation. Nelgel: There's only enough room for four of us in here-- Hayene/Trixy: You! Nelgel: Alright, fine! (heads up to the command pod) Hey Teddy! Theorie: CALL ME TEDDY ONE MORE TIME! Nelgel: My name's Nelgel, call me Jelly. Theorie: Jelly. Nelgel: Teddy. (The docking port closes, but we hear muffled punches.) (In from the Hub comes a Kerbonaut...a Male Kerbonaut...wearing an orange suit.) Lagerissa: Lagerissa Kerman, VP of the CAS. Kerbonaut: Who who of the what what? (takes off helmet) Trixy: Daddy! Kerbonaut: There you are, little Trixter... (hugs her) Hayene: Oh Kod...are you Jebediah Kerman? Kerbonaut: Why yes I am! (sits down on one of the chairs) I still have a sample of material from my trip to Mios! (holds up a plastic baggie) Hayene: (squeals) Jebediah: Jeez, you're hurting my fragile ears! Hayene: I'm sorry, I'm just so happy to meet you! Jebediah: So, um...where are we going today? Hayene: We're going to Villia! ATONE: Hello, Old Jeb Kerman. Welcome aboard the EVE I Space Station. When the Propulsion Module comes, the Station will begin its transfer to Villia. Jebediah: Old Jeb...that's a weird name. ATONE: Jebediah is a weird name. Jebediah: ...eh. Don't care. I honestly have been to most every body in this System. Let me think...there's...Villia, and its moons Aden and Neiht...Duna, Nyke, Demi... Moho...lonely, lonely Moho... (shudders) Mios, Glac, Serc...odd names, certainly. Dres... Lagerissa: Dres! Jebediah: Stop interrupting, I'm thinking...Cykel is the last Inner Object. Hayene: Richell? Iber? Jebediah: Yep, that's alright! And then there's... Jool and its six moons...Laythe, Eeloo, Tylo...Klip... and Bop and Pol. Hayene: I think there's more... Jebediah: Oh right right! Um...Sarnus...Hale, Ovok, Alu, Vall...Slate...oh, giant Slate...Tekto! I still have some Tektonian air on me! Well, not ON me, but ON me. Urlum, Polta, Priax, Wal, Tal... Neidon! Pocc, Thatmo, Nissee! And then there's...Plock. Khato. Beros. Kyx. And, um, Naal! Outermost body! Very football-shaped. And that's it. Hayene: But...but what about End? Jebediah: I'm not sure it even exists. But for now there are ten planets within this System. And ten is a perfect, round number. 5 on the inside, 5 on the outside. We've got 2 dwarves on the inside, 2 on the out. Trixy: So, um...can you tell us about that incident on Moho? Jebediah: Well, yes. Um, funny story, so, me and Bob were going on a little EVA on the surface, and-- ATONE: The Propulsion Module will be docking. Prepare for an impact. It will be too heavy to thrust toward us, so we will have to thrust toward it. Prepare for a little bit of sliding as it docks. Jebediah: --and that's how I learned about fixing a rover! Hayene: Um, great story...but do you think you could add a little bit more detail? Jebediah: Well, um..so, Bob and I, we-- (Dock!) ATONE: Testing rocket engines. Prepare for heavy Gs. (Rocket engines activate.) Jebediah: Stop interrupting my story, ATONE! ATONE: That incident on Moho is in the past. Forget about it. (Rocket engines stop.) Lagerissa: I just have to ask, how, in the name of Kod, creator of every planemo, small body, and fusor in this Universe, did you survive the incident? Jebediah: Hard work and perseverance, that's what! But cowardly Bob...different story. Hayene: I should probably check on Teddy and Jelly in the Command Pod. (opens the hatch) Hey Theorie, we should probably swap. Theorie: Let me guess, JEB came. Hayene: Exactly. I'm going to need some time with Nelgel, anyway. Theorie: Only two people...fine. I guess I'll get...NELGEL. Out. Nelgel: Oh come on! Theorie: You like Jeb, don't you? Nelgel: Kind of... Theorie: In what kind of way? Nelgel: Platonic. Theorie: Alright, okay. Just get out! 5... Nelgel: (opens the door to the Storage Container and leaves) Hayene: Okay...that was weird. Alright, soon we're going to Villia. Theorie: I certainly hope so. I think everybody's having a good time down there, hanging out with "Old Jeb." Hayene: This is going to be a long, long mission. Hey, we didn't have any landers with us, did we? Theorie: Nope. We're just orbiting...orbiting...orbiting... Hayene: I'll miss him. Theorie: Who? Hayene: My husband...though I should probably call him every day. Theorie: No wonder you act so reasonable. ATONE: Daisy...Daisy...give me your answer do... (The Space Station, now complete, just waits for the Villia launch window...) (To be continued...)

200: A Space Odyssey - Precursor to 300, but set IN SPACE! 2001: A Pace Odyssey - Exactly the same as 2001: A Space Odyssey, but even more sluggish. 201: A Space Odyssey - The sequel to 200. 001: A Space Odyssey - Agent 001 in SPACE! The ROM - A guy finds a CD-ROM and promptly goes insane.

Haha...chapter two will be posted sometime between 2:30 and 6:30, probably later.

Cover Photo Gene (JEEN): Go for launch? Hayene (HYE-een): Yep. For sure. Gene: Okay. T-minus 10...9...8...7...6...ignition sequence start...4...3...2...1...and liftoff! Hayene: I hope we will survive! Hope and pray! Theorie (THEER-ee): Well, keep hoping, sister! This may be the last of us! Hayene: Hey ATONE-3192...what's our current chance of survival? ATONE (AY-tohn): Your chance is currently a 75%. Theorie: Never tell me the odds! ATONE: Never tell me whether or not to tell you the odds. Theorie: What the...thanks for the sarcasm. ATONE: We are beginning our gravity turn now. Prepare for a little bit of wobble with the ship. Don't panic. Hayene: There is a time for panicking, don't you know? ATONE: The solid rocket boosters have ran out of fuel. Prepare for an explosion. Theorie: Explosion? WHY? ATONE: Whoops. Already happened. Pitching further down. Prepare for wobble. Theorie: Wobble... Hayene: It's only natural, with the highly experimental engine that we are using down below. Theorie: Natural...pfft, nothing here is NATURAL! Hayene: Stop being a pain, brother! Theorie: Yeah, right...like I'm gonna pay attention to my twin. Hayene: Well, I just hope you don't jeopardize the mission! ATONE: The main engine has cut off. We will now be initiating the orbit insertion burn. Hayene: About time! After 1 minute... ATONE: We have been inserted into a Low Kerbin Orbit. The Science/Comms Module, the Pods, and the Propulsion Modules will be coming sometime soon. Hayene: Great! We're alive! Theorie: You know what...I feel like going on EVA. ATONE: You cannot go on EVA until the pods have been supplied. Theorie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop giving orders! Theorie opens the can door... Theorie: Wow...what a beautiful sunrise! To be continued...

I think it would be.

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Oh hey, somebody else posted. And they forgot that this thread died yesterday.

You're welcome.

I think he already said so when I asked the question. :,

Okay, this thread will be officially dead. There would be no objects added in this mod that others wouldn't add. So bye bye.

First post in awhile.

Okay. Got it.

Okay. Got it.

I mean, after the moon-moving update.

I see. Though I meant in the future, with the added moons and things?

If Moons of Eeloo is installed in conjunction with RevSS and OPM, what will happen to Alu; will it be removed or become a moon of the gas giants/become a centaur? And also, if you haven't yet, please check the PlanPakX forum page.

What will happen with Alu if RevSS and OPM are installed? Will it be moved to orbit around Urlum, like RevSS Eeloo? This is only when RevSS 1.0 comes out...

You forgot the fuel tank. I send a mission to Sarnus to explore it and its moons Hale, Ovok, Mimoine, Encethies, Derite, Slate, Tekto, and Gobe, using a Jool gravity assist and with outfitted with an atmospheric probe and Tekto lander.

If OPM and PPX are installed, what will happen to Gobe? Will it be Sarnus' or Odo's moon?

No mission, no way to destroy. I send a probe to Urlum using an EKKJGA, with an atmospheric probe and a Wal lander.

...which sends it to a gravity assist trajectory to Moho, impacting it. I use Moho to send it back to Eve, and then back to Kerbin.