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    What are your craziest dreams?

    in The Lounge

    Posted

    Some unusual dreams I've had, a blank line between them means they're different dreams,

    >get lots of plarce or whatever it's called on my teeth so I use my bare hands to rip a tooth out so I can see it

    >be outside doing s---
    >factorio-style robot flies towards me and tries to shoot me
    >find that there's some cult offering safety from those
    >go to it for some reason
    >cult has a process where they hang "possessed" people
    >proceed to realise it's a dream and wake up

    >dream that my house is f---ing massive 
    >a friend who I have never met in real life and one other guy I know on discord live in it
    >there are 2 more cats than in real life
    >mfw thing which is an egg but with the bottom having a chocolate layer covering some m&ms at the bottom
    >mfw the egg is f---ing massive, think of an egg the size of a tissue box, that's roughly how big it was

    There were also 2 dreams I've had which while unusual enough to qualify for this thread, they were NSFW, so I won't post them here.

    KSP Making History

    in 2017

    Posted

    10 hours ago, Woodstar said:

    KSP finally succumbed to the DLC virus.

    From what I've just read content isn't worth more than $9.99, comparing to other DLC's

     

    Agreed.

    10 hours ago, Woodstar said:

    Why april, why not just 2013, Kinda makes me mad, made my purchase Dec. 2013.

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    Same, I bought KSP in July 2013.

     

    All in all, this DLC idea is an absolutely horrible idea, as a free update or a free DLC, it would be great, as a paid DLC, it's a terrible idea.

     

    10 hours ago, Noobton said:

    Any chance we can get a model similar to Paradox's where if you want to skip a mod you can still get bug fixes and some improvements?

    They are a mean lean DLC making machine, but I still love their model, and it will help keep the modding community somewhat united.

     

    Even if SQUAD does release the DLC as a paid DLC, which I'm hoping will not happen, using the Paradox free updates when a DLC is released model would be great (but still not as good as releasing the DLC as a free update.)

    Quotes megathread

    in The Lounge

    Posted · Edited by CAKE99

    1 hour ago, DarkOwl57 said:

    I know you can do that to other countries (coups) but how did you do that to yourself?!? Did someone coup you?

    "This is going great! I think that for once, this plane's going to-" *explosion* "OH GODDANGIT NOT AGAIN!!!" -Me testing a plane for an upcoming book series

     
     

    In HoI4, that game, there is a command that allows you to start a civil war of any ideology in any country, I was using it, and I accidentally used it on myself.

    [Game] The Bromeliad Incident

    in The Lounge

    Posted · Edited by CAKE99

    1 hour ago, lajoswinkler said:

    I'm not a great fan of pineapples, but hey, this one I don't have to eat so I'll give it a try.

    edit: I have no idea what to do.

    You walk around, avoid the rocks, pick up green things by walking through them, find a portal, there are a bunch of green/red dots on it, if there are any red dots, DO NOT go through the portal, you win the game when you go through a fully green portal, you make the portal moar green by picking up the green things.

    KERBAL KOMBAT!

    in The Lounge

    Posted · Edited by CAKE99

    2 minutes ago, Souper said:

    What about a war of extermination?

    The Humans would immediately nuke the Kerbals, then they would send troops to the colonies.

    KERBAL KOMBAT!

    in The Lounge

    Posted

    This scenario assumes that Humans somehow invaded Kerbin, and having the Kerbals militarize due to the Human invasion, Humans would have modern technology, Kerbals would have the entire stock tech tree technology. (Why? I don't know)

    This is also using the theory mentioned on the KSP Discord, where Kerbals, instead of bones, they have a large amount of liquid bladders inside them, which explains how resistant Kerbals are to falls in-game, I can't remember who made it, I will edit this if I find out.

    As this scenario is set at a time when the stock tech tree is completed, Kerbals have the advantage of various bases in space.

    This scenario does not have instant construction, as that would mean Kerbals could just fire a rocket a minute at the humans.

    This scenario would have KerbinSide.

    This would be Career mode, so there would be funding, in this case it's reasonable to guess that Kerbals would have massive amounts of funding, as Kerbalkind would probably not like being invaded by Humanity.

    For Kerbal militarization, they could design basic (but powerful) weaponry with stock KSP technology, such as, firing entire SRBs as rockets, and dropping fuel tanks out of planes as bombers, from the start they would have highly powerful anti-tank weaponry, in the form of modified SRBs designed to fit in a shoulder-mounted tube.

    Humans have the advantage of being militarized throughout their entire history, therefore having advanced weapons, nuclear, chemical, etc.

    Now, onto the scenario.

    At first Humanity would have the advantage, having more advanced military technology, they would rapidly occupy land, after a while, Kerbals would start building rockets just to launch at the Human military bases, and then they would start launching planes to drop fuel tanks onto the Human forces.

    After a while, presumably from reverse-engineering Human technology, Kerbals would develop Human-like guns and cannons, Kerbals, having the ability to build massive stuff, would likely make massive artillery cannons, using those instead of rockets to fire at the Humans would be quicker, due to only needing to make chunks of metal filled with explodey stuff.

    Both sides would likely do bombing raids against the opponent, the Humans would have interception and AA technology from the start, Kerbals would develop those eventually.

    Kerbals could modify NERVs to work as basic Nuclear bombs, although, due to the smaller size of Kerbin, nukes could cause serious(er than on Earth) issues, so they probably wouldn't be used much, if at all.

    Kerbals would use space stations to bombard the Human-occupied surface with Kinetic WMDs.

    There would likely be a stalemate between the 2 sides, with the Humans losing large amounts of resources and troops, with Kerbals not being able to produce enough weapons to repel the Humans completely.

    At the end, either there would likely be a ceasefire, and agreements to end the war, or eventually the Humans would run out of soldiers, resulting in a Kerbal victory.

    Explodey Explorations (Chapter 16, Kommunications Emergency!)

    in KSP1 Mission Reports

    Posted · Edited by CAKE99

    Chapter 16, Kommunications Emergency! 

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    Alarms started ringing across Mission Kontrol, all the important staff went to the building.
    Gene: "Wherner, what happened?!"
    Wherner: "Ze inexplicable infinite-range plot device Kommunications network has gone down! Ve only have a few stations on ze ground zat magically appeared left!"
    Gene: "So when the Red Flyers go to Duna we won't be able to kommunicate with them?"
    Wherner: "Yes, ve can solve this with Kommunication Satellites, or KomSats."
    Gene: "Ok, Wherner, do we have the hardware to launch KomSats?"
    Wherner: "Ja, sort of."
    Gene: "What do you mean, "sort of"?!"
    Wherner: "Ve have the kommunication systems, but ve lack powerful enough solar panels!"
    Gene: "Will we be able to get them using the science from the mission Val is on?"
    Wherner: "Ja, problem ist, ve can't kommunicate with Val."
    Gene: "Ah, well, she has been instructed so that, if there is no kommunications from the KSC for 24 hours, she is to return to LKO."

    [Meanwhile on Minnmus]

    Val: "There's been no contact for 24 hours, time to return to LKO."

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    Val: "KSC do you read me?"
    Gene: "Yes, there was a failure of our inexplicable infinite-range plot device Kommunications network earlier."
    Val: "Ok, returning to the KSC."

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    Val: "De-orbit burn komplete, unfortunately I will be landing in water."

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    Val: "I will try to slow down the craft enough so that it will land on land near the KSC, by getting out of the craft and using my EVA pack!"
    Gene: "NO DON'T!"
    Linus: "THE SCIENCE YOU HAVE IS VALUABLE!"

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    Val: "Marshmallows!"

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    Val: "Splashdown!"
    Gene: "A recovery boat is en route to your location."

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    Wherner: "Oh mein Gott!"

    Note: This mission report isn't fully stock anymoar, the mods I have are:

    Through the Eyes of a Kerbal

    [x] Science!

    Kerbal Engineer Redux

    Kerbal Alarm Clock

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