Exploro

1389

Herbal Produce

1373

Granted. But that results in Akagi meeting a horrible fate. I wish for today to be stress-free.

1352

Galactic reverse card is dealt and the boom is compressed back into its constituents again.

1336

Granted. Loboysters are a thing. However the creature proves to be ecologically damaging to the seas and they taste down right disgusting. This wish has single handled has ruined the oceans and scuttled the seafood industry. On the topic of seafood, I wish for a baked haddock sandwich...before Loboysters depletes haddock stocks.

1288

1271

8/10. Sound legit As a human, I desire to know more about our forms of passtime.

1265

1260

1/10. You are a cat! Such ability to identify a cat among the ranks of humans must mean I am human.

2/10. A nice attempt at subterfuge, but most humans would not care to write their math equations in such an unambiguous manner and I question the Kerbals ability to do math properly. But the score leave room that I could be wrong. The willingness to admit fault is a human trait, thus I must be human.

Granted. A lesion is made in your brain, eradicating the engram the stored that joke in your memory. But in having this done, you now no longer remember your ATM PIN code. I wish to avoid having my own brain undergo lesioning.

Granted. But the laundry being laundered is money, which attracts unwanted attention from the IRS. I wish for my wages to be paid in .

Granted. Your brain ceases to receive signals from your optic nerves. But at least you no longer see the aforementioned image. I wish to know more about that image.

Granted. You surrender off to sleep, and dream of a world....of monsters. I wish for bitter spread to go with my to be charred sandwich.

Granted. A crashing noise surrounds you and suddenly you are stuck to ball composed by an astonishing assortment of objects being rolled around by a tiny alien. Upon finishing his work in building up this heap every bigger, he presents it to his father, The King of Kings, who turns it and you, into a star, to wander the galaxy forever. I wish to receive for tomorrow's breakfast, a crispy egg and bacon sandwich.

Granted. You look at your profile picture and it is now completely transparent. Now I wish that the content of my textbooks were clear; in the proverbial sense, in their content.

Granted. Automated Wish Maker-3000 wishes that the ghost of Dr. Suess will haunt you for eternity. I wish that there was a service that can deal with wanton spirits such like that, where such service who will go unsued.

1022

Granted. You are a transformer from a broken down microwave. Now I wish for a new microwave oven.

Granted. Humanity has contact with aliens, but to borrow a phrase from Nuke's Top 5, what happened next is down right chilling. I wish to be able to see this prospective scenario on the big screen.