EliasDanger

10/10 Crafts!

All those quantities and infinities counted and described above in all the posts, added together....plus 1.

When life gives you lemons, embrace those lemons. Life has a plan for those lemons, and life has a plan for you with those lemons. Those lemons plus you equals life's plan.

You know you're a nerd when you spend like 30 minutes trying to dominate the front page of the forum games section of a space game message board.

Ah dang it! I'm to get a post on every thread on the front page of this section....and I can't think of a pun! Umm....crap....if I post on this thread without giving at least one pun, I could get....pun-ished. I did it!

Nice pie! Life gave me lemons. My lemons.

I don't....know what....I am.....supposed to.....do.......so I'm just.....going to.....type very.....slowly.....and......hope.....nobody..... ..... ..... notices....

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Got no dough. This mausoleum....

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242: Replying to all the threads in one forum section so your name covers every thread on the first page of that section. So not cool. 243: Are we talking about SpaceX? Cuz let's talk about Spacex. Oh, just came up with a new no-no! 244: Not capitalizing the X in Spacex. So annoying. 245: Not being so excited about SpaceX. Spacex is awesome.

Fine with me, cuz I gotta table-saw, buddy! Come at me, bra! Oh nooo, I just threw my table-saw at the next poster. What's he gonna do? They don't make table-saw-saws, do they? Nah, they don't. Checkmate.

Granted, but it comes with an un-opening lid. I wish I could stop procrastinating in the forum-games section.

LEGO™ NASA or Kerbal Education Self Paced Classroom in a Game Presents An Introduction to Orbital Mechanics, General Rocketry, Atmospheric Physics and Aerodynamics from the Learning Made Fun Series!

Civiliaztion VI™

Granted. Tonight, I'm taking your wish to the red light district. Aww yeaaah. Your wish is tossing caution to the wind. Your wish is going to discover something about itself tonight...it's going to try everything. By the time I'm done showing your wish the time of its life, you won't even recognize it anymore. I'm not even sure it's going to want to hang out with you after this. You'll be like all lame 'n stuff. Don't wait up for your wish, I'll try to have it back in time for breakfast, but no promises. I wish for First Contact with an advanced race of peaceful aliens who teach us cool stuff and how to get along and not be stupid.

Nope. Earth to @*MajorTom*

9/10 Is probably an accurate picture of Nightingale, I assume. It better not actually be finch. I be livid if you call yourself nightingale and then put a finch in your avatar and laugh cuz no one notices cuz no one knows what a nightingale looks like for sure. I'm too lazy to verify your avatar's likeness to an actual nightingale, but now upon reflection, it does look suspiciously similar to a finch. That's it! Changing the score! 1/10 is possibly a finch, and the possibility is enough.

Banned for Canadian! Go back to the North Pole, you dirty seal eatin', moose ridin', apology-slingin', well-mannered hooligans! North 'Merica's fer 'Mericans! It's not North Canadia fer a reason! Banned!

Sorcerer!

Remember when it was cool to put a leather LeBra on the front of your Camaro or similar car? Pepperidge Farm remembers....it wishes it didn't, but it does. Pepperidge Farm always remembers.

Its been almost two whole weeks without a post here. Must mean that lock is actually working this time! Nice job, @Vanamonde! We should make you the head locker or head of the locking department or something. President of the Thread Lockers Club for Dudes. CEO of Lock Enterprises. Chair of the Committee on Locks. @Vanamonde, The Ununlocked, Father of Locks, Locker of Chains, King of the Seven Locks, He Who Sits on the Iron Lock and Protector of All That Is Locked. Or whatever. You get the idea. You got locking skillz, all I'm sayin'.

6/10 The sandwich is known for the raging.

He's not available right now. Sorry. All bow before @theimportantperson!