Aperture Science

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  • Location Aperture Laboratories
  • Interests Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

    Not you, test subject. You're doing fine.

    Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

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  1. Eh, dreams mean nothing
  2. hi NSEP
  3. Nah you'll only have to download it again, you only pay once
  4. Congratulations, lad, you should be put in the 1000+ rep group now (not really sure if that's the name, take a gander at the Kerbal Network subforum)
  5. Yeah this "it was my brother" stuff will never work independent of where you try it
  6. I told you it would work.
  7. monstah
  8. 2fast2furious dundun93, I summon thee
  9. dundun92
  10. Just a suggestion, but I think it's more immersive when kerbals speak in "Kerbish" (reversed Spanish) in cinematics instead of the usual high pitched English. And I'm not sure if I can be of much use, I can speak English fine but sometimes my Brazilian accent slips in.
  11. Adsii1970
  12. Yeah, let's go for Red Iron Crown.
  13. Damn, 4 years? That's a lot of experience lol
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