Aperture Science

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  • Interests Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

    Not you, test subject. You're doing fine.

    Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

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    Editing own posts older than one hour nerved away?

    RIP addon threads
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    tips on building a trip master/ tachometer/ odometer

    What if you got an optical mouse, attached it to the bottom of the car (focus the sensor to the ground with a lens or something) and use the Y displacement as distance? I think Willian Osman did something like this
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    I'm very, very sad...

    Use a VPN Also remember to blast "Straight outta Compton" while doing it, be it from the computer, phone, whatever is available
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    Things that made you facepalm

    Simple, post things you've facepalmed to here. The rules are the same as the forum's. Starting off, today I saw a news article claiming that a rock on Mars is an ancient fossil and that NASA is covering it up show up on my feed. And it wasn't posted on a small, conspiracy website, it was posted on Express, where I'm pretty sure a lot of people will see it and end up believing it. No wonder flat earthers are a thing again. Anyways, what are the things that made you facepalm?
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    Thread to complain bout stuff

    x=0? Edit: wait no
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    Pressure Sensitive/Analog Keyboards for KSP?

    What about emulating a joystick with the keyboard inputs? Or maybe going to the configs and setting up the key as the joystick itself
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    Help with Relationships Thread

    Thought I wouldn't need to point this out but please don't actually send it to any girl you like
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    Help with Relationships Thread

    Figured this might come in handy in case anyone needs it
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    A whole family in the living room watching TV

    Couldn't agree more.
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    Don't Click This

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    Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

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    So what song is stuck in your head today?

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    So an astronaut came to my school today..

    had to read title twice
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    How does three-phase electricity works?

    When he "shocks" himself it's usually scripted, most times he sets up a capacitor or something to blow up for comedic effect. Anyway, I'm not an electrical engineer so I can't say everything in that video is right, although the author is