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  • Interests Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!

    Not you, test subject. You're doing fine.

    Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

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    Garble the post above you!

    Y̵̨̮̘̞̞̯̟͍̋̽̅́́̚̚o̴̰̟̘̜͔͕͍͋͐̓͛̎͘ư̛̟͓̩͍̭̰̖̈̎̈́̿̐̋̐͒ͅ'̛͕̬̟̬̲̗̥͇̽͊̅̾̒̚̚͜͢͡r̗̻͎͖̼̟̖̦̱̊̋̒͆̏͒̕ẹ̢̡̨̣̩̫̳̲̿͂̊̐̾̿̚ g̭̰̥̺͑̑̐̍̀̕ͅe̛͎̰͉̞̮͙̦̯̬̎̑͋̋̒̔̂̕͡ͅt͍͇͙̥̓̐͛͛̀̿͟͢͜t̵̡͔̼͖̻̹̪́̓͌̐̍i̷̡̢̳̫͇̫̲̤̯̔̂̑̄̓͆͛͢n̵̳̻̞͉̒͂͗͐͗̾̎͟͢ͅg̷̛̙̮̘̥̖͂̓͂͑͘͡͡ n̶̨̹͕̝̭̯͖̠̍̒͋̕͘e̵̛̫̱̬̥͚͚͛͐̋̓̒̆͜ͅa̶̧̼͔̹̭̘͍̪͛̉̄̒͐̿͘ȓ̸̨̭̲̗̔̔͂͋͟ å̢̭̳̺̹̺̠̔̈́̀͢͠ ŗ̛̗̠͇͖͎̅̾̍͛̓̅̈̉͝e̸̠̮̬̦̭͋̃͋̓̓̇̒͢͟p̴̡̢̛͔̲̤̼̤̖͈̈͑͋̍̈̅͗̍͟h͔͓̻̭̯̟͛̀̊͒̒͗͋́͘r̸̥̜͖̣̠̳̀͂̽͐̈ͅa̴̧̧̛̞̙̙̭̓͗̓͡ş̨̛͈͙̥̘͕̺̏̑͛̓̔̑e̡̼̖̲̝̳͚͚̽́͌́̎̇.͙̲̺̣̘̽̍̏͋̓̓̂̚͢.̰̞͇̻̠̭̘͔̣́̐̍̎͌.̡̛͚̺̮̝͇̇̑̇̀̓̎̾ ̧̹̦̘̼̮̠͉̈́̊̊̚͞͞ ̛͓̻̫̮͇̬̈͌̋̌̔͢͝B̶̨̭̦̗̮̗͂̀̽̎͗͢͜ḽ̡̡̧̠̰͈͗̑͌͐̃̀͌a̶̧͕͓̩̺̱̦̫͌͂͒̇̿͑̓̕͘͡ḣ̛̺͈͉̥̼̻̥̬͙͐͆́̆́͆͢͡͝ H̵̫͕̬̖͚̾̈́̀̐̃̚̚͜͟a̛̫͙̟̼͙̰̾̌̒̔͘͝ň̵̩̮̮̖̘͕̀͊̓̑́̆̄g̴̸̵̵̸̢̢̡̧̡̛̳̯̰͉͕̟̬̘̩̩̠͇̝̦͓͔̤̲͙̬͇͔̦͙̘͎̩͇̦̪̠̫̖̺̦̼̘̜̬̭̫̪̰̤͉͕͈̭̠̊̃͆̇̓͊̆̄͂̃͊͐̿͋̿̈͆͑̈͂̍̑̽͌͐͗̅͛͆̐̂̌͊̾̾̔̈́̃̓̈̀̋̃̏̄̊̈͘̚̚̚͟͡͡͠͞ͅ f̫̺̗̠͓̿͂̅͟͡͞r̨̹̥̭̭̰̤̜͚̤̈́͗͑̂̇̕̚u͉̙͓̰̟͙̰̠̟̍̽̄͒̅͐̍̓͘͡ṕ̷̼͔̼̩̮̬͈̜̃̌̃͡p̦̘͉̗̳̐̀̃̈́̑͘!̠̟̺̜̥̅̇͒̀̊̃ ͔̝̤̱̜͉̐̔̔̀̆̏͒̀ͅ ̷̢̞̲̲͕͊̋̈͑͂͒̅̾̓̚M̢̦̯̞̟̮̣͗́͛͘͘͟͠ą̷͈̮̯̳̽̅̀̀͛̀̚͟ m̵̛͙̦̣̖̂̏̓̎̀͟ả̶̲̥̩͉̹̯̫̊̔̃͛͆̐ M̴͎̣͕̠̼̪̫͉̮̍́͊̄̽̏͟a̜̦̭̻͎̯͗̑̐́̓̆͌̾̐ ̷̨̧̤̥̝̥̓͗̅̑̄̆̅͆͘͞ ̧͙̮̰͎̮̰̺̝̽̆̇̓̈́̆͝G̡̢̤̲͇̪̊͑̅̏̈́̋̊̀r̨̩̱̱͈̭̮̻̳̉̃̏̒̽̈̃̓͐̒ơ͙͉͕͍͙͙̜͕̜̟̎̅̒̋̌͋͑ũ̡̥̙͔͖̝̥͌̆̎̚̚͘͢n̴̢̟̘̦̪̗̦͕͎̎̾͊́͂̂̄́̽͢͡d̤̘̼̲̘͈͇̀̑̆̌͛͐̒̌̀ H̢̩̩̙͈͙͔͎̭̎̌̅̇͒̄͑͟ą̡̭̟̫͚̈̽̈͋̉͐͊̿̕͜n̸̢̜͔̪͙͚͍̠͑̀̋̊̄̊̐͘k̸̨̨̝̫͓̼̣̱̬͇̯̼̘̺̠̙͊̑̂̐̄͗̓̔̈́͐̄͐̓̉͗̕͟͜͠ ͇̪̘͍͉͉̲̰̃̏̀̉̚͝ ̶̼̞̙̙͉̞̣̖̟̿̊̈͌͋̈̓̚͠͞ͅF̸̝̲̥̫͎̮͗̋͂͛̃̚͝a̴͍̞̦͙͍̾̎̐͊́̿̓͠͝͡n̶̠̗̠̠̙̔̀̈́́̒̈́͂͛̅͞ͅş̞̣͕̬̒͗́̊͐̅̓̓͘͢͢͝ h͍̦̥̬̩͍̼͐͆͂̀̋̆͘ḛ̸̛͖͙̜͇̳̤̫̾̔͋͊̊̃̔̆̉͟ạ̱̯͉̹̊̃̓͋͌͝͡r̜̞̫͔͙̤̙̊̀͂͑̅͒͝d̢̹͎̟͍̀̓̀̑̈͑̂ l̡͕̖͙̯̿̊̒̿͂̏̐̓̂̚a̡̩̭͔͇͉͔̱̜̐́͛̇̎̉̾x̛͈͔͕̉̓̒̓͐͟͢ b̳̦̥͖͚̳̲̊̉͒͊͜͡͞o̡̠̲̻͚̲͓̠̲͆̇́͛̈́̂͡ơ̼͓̗̜̞̭͆̇͌̊͆̽̂́͗ P̡͍̘̱̃͊̒̋͊̈́̋̈̚͜ȉ̴̙̱̫̱̝̠͈͗͆̀̐̋̚͜k̘̰͍͉̥͇͋̈͛͐̇̕͟a͙͚͙͇͙͐̐͆͑͛̃̑̉̾͊ͅç͙̣̣̟͂̍̉̏͌̀͡h̨̛̪̖̟͉̹̣̏̓́̑͊̚u̴̡̢̹̥͕̼͚͕͂̅͒̀̕ ̛̺̖͈͖̱̲͒́̔͆ ͕̗̼̘̭̜̆̃̉͗̅͜͜͝͠S̛̛̺̠͕͈̯̬̉͌̀͑̑̐̔͘h̡̛͓̪̩͉̫̥̥̰̝̔̽̈́́͐̚͝o̦̦̠̙̞̙̣̒̊͒̌̈́̐͜͠w̴̛͕̘̩̩͙͎̆̒͑͒̾̔͢ę̷͉̘̭͍̦̂̋̈̌̍̇͟͜͝͡ͅd̵̢̧͇̠̭͖̠̖̞̖͖͚̃̑͗̅̑͂͌͌̄̾̀̀͊̑̈͢͝ ̸̛̦̳̣͉̤͎̦͎̆̔̀̽͒̚͠ ̵̢̡̬͈͇͙̀͆̔̎͒͢͝R̷͉̖̼͉̻͎̜̟̣̂̆̄́͟͠ą̡̠̩͕͉̦͑̆̆͂͐̿̕͝͡͠i̟͈͍͇͍͔̤̓̇̀̅̏͗͟s̞̭̗̮͈͕͇̖̀̒̀̄͘͢͞͝ͅi̴̢̨̩̪̘̭̣̻̤̅̔̾͒́͐̽̈̕͠n̛͕͚͇͙̹̗͂̔̏̅ḡ͉̫̻͓͓̣̫͒̂͗̊̓̏̄̓͘ F̡̨͉͙͖̩͙̩̺͆̎̉̓͋͘a̷̳̻̺̦̹͐̐͋̈́͗͋͢t̞͙̻̬͖̪̻͕͇̩̀̊̀̄̄̐̾͞h̷̢̥̤̖̭͓̩̥̓͂̒͛̍̓͆̏̀͠e̢̝̗͇̗͇͚̫̹͒̂͒̔̓̿̑͢r̨̡̨͙̮̗̰͉͖̗͓̭͚̟͙̙̟̐̆̀͗̔͒̄̌̈͋͑͢͢͠ ̶̪͉͙̮̤̮͚̠̼̓͗̿̑͂̕ ̡̺̠̼̙̠̻͛͌͌̂̕͟͞Ḧ͇̭͙̫̫̐̄͟͜͠͞o̵̢̜̺̰̳̒̃͛̋̾͆͐͞͠i̸̮͓̬͙̯̾̽̂͌͂̀͘̚͟ͅ H̶̦̺̖̲͕̘͈̐̂̇̇̒͝o̧̢̗̠͈͔̤̐̀̀̌̕͜͜i̵̡̧̨̧͍̮̤̤͕͓͚̥̝̪̻̺̦͙̓̑́͌͒̅̋̿̅̿͛͂̃͌̔̌̿͐͘͘͟ͅ
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    Rate the rank of the person above you!

    7/10 Saturn is cool
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    How famous are you?

    0/10 literally first time seeing you
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    Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

    What is wrong with you I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, wish I had a rabbit in the hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala.
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    Harvester creator of KSP is back!

    I feel clickbaited
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    Thread to complain bout stuff

    Wow... After seeing this post, A l l I c a n s a y i s . . . Nice formatting! so aesthetic...
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    For Questions That Don't Merit Their Own Thread

    Apparently water vapor has a greater greenhouse effect than carbon dioxide, so if we start using hydrogen fueled cars, isn't global warming going to get worse than by using conventional fuels?
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    You have just bought 6 seats on the BFR luna flyby

    how do you come up with this
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    The great forum test thread!

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    The great forum test thread!

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    So what song is stuck in your head today?

  12. What did I just read
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    Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

    wish not found I wish for immortality