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  1. Dont underestimate the Flat Earth Society, they are growing and have members all around the globe.

  2. It is here...it's finally here...

    The day of our destruction at the hands of the devil Emoji Movie has finally arrived. If there are aliens that are trying to contact us, they will probably all die instantly once they figure out this movie exists. 

    Okay, maybe I'm over-dramatizing this just a teensy bit, but you can't argue with the fact that every critic hates it AND it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously, how do you get a 0% on a site with dozens of reviews and reviewers?!

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      @Spaceman17 Click on your profile name, and a menu will pop up. Click "Account Settings", then click on "signature", and put whatever you want in (of course, it has to be forum-appropriate). I'm not too sure how to add in images, however.

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  3. It is here...it's finally here...

    The day of our destruction at the hands of the devil Emoji Movie has finally arrived. If there are aliens that are trying to contact us, they will probably all die instantly once they figure out this movie exists. 

    Okay, maybe I'm over-dramatizing this just a teensy bit, but you can't argue with the fact that every critic hates it AND it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously, how do you get a 0% on a site with dozens of reviews and reviewers?!

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      Why do my status updates basically become their own thread? :P

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  4. It is here...it's finally here...

    The day of our destruction at the hands of the devil Emoji Movie has finally arrived. If there are aliens that are trying to contact us, they will probably all die instantly once they figure out this movie exists. 

    Okay, maybe I'm over-dramatizing this just a teensy bit, but you can't argue with the fact that every critic hates it AND it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously, how do you get a 0% on a site with dozens of reviews and reviewers?!

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      It's from Avengers: Age of Ultron, when Thor was warning Stan Lee about drinking his powerful beer from Asgard.

      Obviously Stan didn't listen.

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  5. It is here...it's finally here...

    The day of our destruction at the hands of the devil Emoji Movie has finally arrived. If there are aliens that are trying to contact us, they will probably all die instantly once they figure out this movie exists. 

    Okay, maybe I'm over-dramatizing this just a teensy bit, but you can't argue with the fact that every critic hates it AND it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously, how do you get a 0% on a site with dozens of reviews and reviewers?!

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      "This was brewed in the hearts of the worst of humanity. It is not meant for mortal men."

      "Neither was Omaha Beach. Give me a theatre ticket, blondie!"

      *five minutes later*

      "......excelsior....."

      Spoiler

      Does anyone get which film I'm referencing here?

       

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  6. I fear going to the movie theatre, as the Emoji Movie trailer may rear its horrifyingly ugly head. It is too traumatic for me to witness. But guess what? I may have to be dragged to see that ugly abomination sometime eventually.

  7. I fear going to the movie theatre, as the Emoji Movie trailer may rear its horrifyingly ugly head. It is too traumatic for me to witness. But guess what? I may have to be dragged to see that ugly abomination sometime eventually.

  8. Poor Proxima b. It got hit REALLY hard by a massive flare from Proxima Centauri. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this may be one of the largest flares EVER recorded from this star. At least they aren't incredibly common.

    http://www.apnlive.com/latest-news/new-discovery-astrosat-dashes-hopes-alien-life-nearest-exoplanet-22409

    Honestly, I don't think this completely rules out the possibility of life on Proxima b. If the planet is near the 3 Earth-mass upper limit and is an iron planet - which I find likely - then it may have three things on its side: a strong magnetosphere, a thick and durable atmosphere, and the ability to quickly replenish lost gases.

    People and their pessimism. So annoying (when it comes to exoplanets).

  9. Poor Proxima b. It got hit REALLY hard by a massive flare from Proxima Centauri. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this may be one of the largest flares EVER recorded from this star. At least they aren't incredibly common.

    http://www.apnlive.com/latest-news/new-discovery-astrosat-dashes-hopes-alien-life-nearest-exoplanet-22409

    Honestly, I don't think this completely rules out the possibility of life on Proxima b. If the planet is near the 3 Earth-mass upper limit and is an iron planet - which I find likely - then it may have three things on its side: a strong magnetosphere, a thick and durable atmosphere, and the ability to quickly replenish lost gases.

    People and their pessimism. So annoying (when it comes to exoplanets).

  10. I'm back! And I'm not dead! 

    So, what have I missed in 626 notifications? :cool:

  11. Gonna have to get braces and a tooth pulled. On my top row of teeth, there's a tooth coming in really crooked. To make room for it to come in right, the tooth below it which hasn't fallen out yet needs to be pulled and braces need to be put in to make enough room for it to correct itself. Also, my bottom row of teeth are too far out, they're perfectly lined up with my top row which is a problem. My bottom teeth also are too spaced apart, which is of course a problem. Fun for 2 whole years! It's not as bad as it sounds to me, but I'm really squeamish so this all sounds like a nightmare.

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      The first time I had my teeth pulled, I had enough novicane rubbed onto my mouth that I barely felt a thing. But the next time: FIVE SHOTS of it in my upper jaw. So, as I said before, it really depends on how the procedure will be done. 

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  12. Gonna have to get braces and a tooth pulled. On my top row of teeth, there's a tooth coming in really crooked. To make room for it to come in right, the tooth below it which hasn't fallen out yet needs to be pulled and braces need to be put in to make enough room for it to correct itself. Also, my bottom row of teeth are too far out, they're perfectly lined up with my top row which is a problem. My bottom teeth also are too spaced apart, which is of course a problem. Fun for 2 whole years! It's not as bad as it sounds to me, but I'm really squeamish so this all sounds like a nightmare.

    1. ProtoJeb21

      ProtoJeb21

      Don't worry, you'll get used to having braces. Although getting a tooth pulled...well...depending on how it's pulled it will either be incredibly easy or incredibly painful. But no pressure. 

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  13. People, im going as disguise and im going to "research" Flat Earth. Im doing this so i can debunk Flat Earth in the most effective way possible, and maybe even suprise my future Flat Earth friends. I wont be such a troll who goes out to Spaceflight videos and says "fake CGI!!"

    Anyways, i obviously wont come out as a Flat Earther later when i do this. But im still wearing a tinfoil hat to protect my braincells from stupidity radiation.

    Dont worry people! I still be active! Im just playing around and poking fun!

  14. So I was preparing a...special surprise...when THIS happened:

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    *quickload*

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    *go to Space Center*

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    *launch a rocket*

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    *Crash*

  15. Two years since the New Horizons flyby of Pluto...where has all that time gone?

  16. Go home Moho, you're drunk.

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  17. Just 2 more rep...until 2k.

  18. Just 2 more rep...until 2k.

  19. It's here! It's finally here!

    Sorry about the huge delay....this past week has been rather eventful and full of exoplanet discoveries, which has made the posting of Part 2 impossible until now.

  20. Look at this cute thing around a small red dwarf. it's earth sized, and only takes...

    you know....

    >33 YEARS to orbit. :0.0: @ProtoJeb21

    https://www.zooniverse.org/projects/ianc2/exoplanet-explorers/talk/785/294673?comment=642289&page=1

    Not a big deal :P 

  21. Oh look a new Conspiracy Theory!

    NASA hides slave children on Mars, makes alot of sense doesn't it!

  22. Oh look a new Conspiracy Theory!

    NASA hides slave children on Mars, makes alot of sense doesn't it!

  23. I just made my first ever SSTO plane that can actually sort of get into space with some (3,2km/s) fuel left. It can not return to Kerbin without flipping and spazzing out completely but hey, Jeb survived so i call it a succes.

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