Q-ver KSP

Because you can use them to swing around! How do I invade Kerbin?

Banned because it has several been years and you are still active in the forum.

Banned for complaining about long posts.

Multiplayer could have that! Maybe you don't get to see the spacecraft of other people, only their progress. It'd make for a nice race to see who is the first to get to the Mun, etc.

Banned because I flipped a coin for your ban.

I wish I could rendezvous efficiently in KSP.

I wish people would stop breaking the chain.

Granted, the magical cure just moves the infection somewhere else. I wish I could stay home today.

Bennd for biegn dyslixic

I hope KSP 2 meets our expectations. It'd be a shame for it to flop. I also believe that parts should become procedural, instead of having 500 parts. Seriously, I actually stopped playing for a while, and now that I came back, I have trouble finding the right fuel tanks and engines. Too many parts!

Nope! @The Amazing Spider Pig?

Granted, after watching 2 more pages, you are committed to doing useful, but boring tasks for the rest of your life, such as homework, and you may never come back into the forums again. I wish for a round trip to Mars.

Banned because I see you everywhere in the forum, and for not liking my reply.

Banned for liking my post, and not subscribing to T-Series.

Granted, but this knowledge causes the universe to instantly come to an end. I wish I had more graphics power to get some nice visual mods on KSP.

Granted, but KLADoS kills you with deadly snacks. Also granted, your job is to stand below rockets and ignite the engines with a match. I wish I had more rubik's cubes.

Banned for a non-edited reply.

Granted, you get a job, but your designs are so Kerbal that they all blow up, and you get fired. I wish I had cookies.

Granted, you get explosive mouthwatering steamed clams. I wish I had unlimited power.

Granted, you have so many Dio Memes, your hard drive is full, and you can't use your computer anymore. I wish I had more time

Banned for incorrect capitalization.

When you make an online database server for your robotics team, where everyone can edit and view information through a simple UI.

Granted, you are teleported to a parallel universe where the laws of physics as you know them are no more, meaning your body stops working under the new laws. You become dust instantly. I wish I was able to never sleep without adverse effects.

Granted, but all bits are flipped in the process. I wish I had a better rubik's cube.

When you look at an OLL algorythm and instantly learn it somehow.