Omegagoldfish

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    Show off your awesome KSP pictures!

    Not exactly the best vacation a Kerbal's ever had... Two Kerbals bail out after their craft sank. Re-entry after a successful mission Winner of the Ugliest Probe I've Ever Seen Award en route to Minmus.
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    Things that NASA never said at a press conference.

    "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CLOWNS!?" -Last recorded words of Gus Grissom
  3. Whenever I have GPP installed, the game takes an extremely long time to load. Is there anything I can do?
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    [1.4.3] Gameslinx's Planet Overhaul v3.4.0

    Is this compatible with the Gallileo Conquest mod?
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    One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?

    KSP is just a crappy Orbiter clone.
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    One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?

    Halo? Isn't that basically CoD in space before CoD in space?
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    How famous are you?

    0/10 Never seen you before.
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    Kerbal Shaming

    Shamed for making me remember my horrible memory- oh, this is a new website...
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    How famous are you?

    7/10 I see you around in places.
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    Kerbal Shaming

    Shame for lack of shaming. How shameful.
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    Things that NASA never said at a press conference.

    "Our budget is large enough- phht yeah, right. Heh. Uh, we can explode Diemos before the Chinese?"
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    Kerbal Shaming

    Having some kind of owl as your logo? Shame. Owls are rather dumb birds, their eyes are larger than their brain. Corvids all the way, sucker.
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    Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

    A giant spoon lands upon you, crushing you into a fine red pulp. I wish for a potato to appear three feet to my left.
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    The Ion Express

    After an "unfortunate accident", all of the liquid fuel tanks at the KSC were ruptured by angry gophers. While, inexplicably capable of functioning in atmosphere, these tanks will violently explode once they reach orbit. Sadly, however, a Mun mission is scheduled, and the tourists don't want to wait for things like "supplies". However, an intern found that the helium supply for the balloons was actually xenon. With no other option, the mission must go on. THE RULES: Once you reach LKO, you cannot use any liquid fuel or solid fuel engines. Monopropellant is only allowed for RCS systems. Orbit the Mun and return in as little time as possible, and bring a minimum of two kerbals with you.
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    Howdy!

    Alright, first things first. Start small. Try getting into orbit first. To get into orbit, fly up until you reach about 20 kilometers (20,000 meters). Then tilt your spacecraft at a 45* angle, and gradually tilt further as you ascend. You should be parallel to the ground at about 70 km. For getting to the Mun, remember this. Try flybys first, so you can familiarize yourself with SOI changes. Then try and crash a space probe. Continue doing this until you safely land one. Then do that with a Kerbal. (The safe landing, not the crashing part). For getting to the Mun, it's quite simple. Stay in low orbit and time accelerate until the Mun is in front of the camera (face prograde) and just over the limb of Kerbin. Burn for the Mun and check your map for a color change in your orbit line. After that, it's all on you.
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    Radiators fall off?

    Try applying struts or using different radiators.
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    Forgotten Space Program

    So, I wonder what crazy morons are going to find the Edge of Infinity next?
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    Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

    Thy wish is granted. However, you have nothing to give thanks for. Also you now hate your family. I wish to know; what is the meaning of life?
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    Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

    FOR HUMAN FLESH, WHICH IS WHAT ROBOTS EAT! 0/10 ROBOT! I like pie.
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    Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

    Incorrect. You could state that regardless of external stimuli. Therefore; you are a robot. I used a semicolon; robots can't use them. Furthermore, I am made out of weak flesh like all hu-mans.
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    Rate the Weapon Above

    4/10. Lethal, but can be refined further.
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    Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

    Your wish is granted. Now all enemies in Skyrim have guns, and Fallout has no enemies anymore. I wish for world peace.
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    Funny images

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    Funny images

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    Create A Ridiculous Building

    Never had test tubes. This airport...