Piatzin

I have a fake tree too Our dog likes swallowing the ornaments though.......not too safe

I have no pets, so trees are fine. (Well, except chickens, but they’re outside and resource-efficient, so they’re fine) Also, I have a real tree! None of those fakes.

I've got a cat who (most of the time) is the laziest cat on the planet. The only thing he's eaten or messed up recently would be my rocket launch schedule for my Minecraft world (it's a really long storyline thing I made up), which was today, but that's probably the only thing he's eaten in several months.

We've got a fake tree, also.